Shinitai Yoru ni Kagitte (Only on the night I want to die / On Nights When I Want To End It All / 死にたい夜にかぎって)

What?

What are you talking about? Don't fuck with me!

Don't underestimate women!

What? I don't know what that means.

Asuka No subject John! I had so much fun today I sent you the pre-shot! Let's have a lovey-dovey time again!

Go ahead.

Eh? You have an amateur wrestling costume?

You get defeated, don't you?

I get defeated.

Do you like wrestling?

Yeah.

My father was quite strong.

Hiroshi! Hiroshi!

You didn't clean the bathroom!

Hiroshi!

Hiroshi!

It hurts! It hurts! Hey you!

You stupid son of a bitch.

Hiroshi! Hey!

Asshole!

I didn't win a single game. He was the strongest.

- Ah, this is your bag. - Yes, thank you.

Ah, this is for you.

Candy.

Oh, thanks.

But it's okay, this is for you.

Eh~ I'm a person who doesn't eat candy either.

I will crunch it.

For you.

Chew well.

Don't swallow it.

- Take it. - Is it okay?

Chew it well.

Don't swallow it.

Take it.

- Welcome back. - I'm back.

You are still awake.

Yeah, I can't sleep.

The song just popped out.

You've been on a roll lately.

Yeah.

I'm sorry I'm late lately.

The boss is starting a new business.

It's a marriage counseling business.

- Hey, you know what today is? - Eh?

It's our five-year and four-day anniversary.

Oh, I see.

The five-year and four-day anniversary.

- You forgot about it, didn't you? - Yeah.

Why didn't you tell me when the five-year and zero-day anniversary comes?

Because you seemed so busy with work.

Don't pout your lips.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

I see, 5 years and 4 days, huh? That's a long time.

That's a long time.

Hey, I don't care about the registry or anything

but it's just nice we can be living together.

I know.

On Nights When I Want to End It All Episode 4 Translation: neet21

Pets, huh?

If you're stuck in a rut with her, I'd recommend you to get a pet.

I need to get a pet.

Pets are cute, aren't they?

But when I think of what happens when they die.

- He has pets. - Yes I have a lot.

- A lot? What are they? - Hamsters.

There are 12 of them.

You really do have a lot of them.

I used to share two of them with my girlfriend

but after we broke up, I took them home with me.

There were more and more of them.

- Can you tell the difference? - I can.

Have you never owned a pet before?

It's true that pets are pretty pitiful.

I want a pet.

You can keep the clam from the beach.

Pick one from the bucket.

Okay!

Grandma, I'm home! Ranpo! Ranpo! Ranpo!

Stink!

Dad! Dad!

Stink! Get it out of here!

You can't keep clams forever.

Throw it now!

Hey, hey, listen.

Hey, hey, listen.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Are you okay?

You're calm.

Are you sure you're having a seizure?

You know, it's not a seizure.

What do you mean?

Here.

You signed a contract with a newspaper publisher.

I must have been troubling you with no income.

I was going to tell you

but you were too absorbed in watching the clams.

No problem, I'm totally fine, thank you.

Reading newspapers is a great way to kill time.

I have a paper-smelling fetish

so it's really nice to be able to smell newspapers.

I'm serious.

Thank you.

You see, I could easily kill cockroaches with that.

Gaster than a hand clapp.

Bug.

It almost died.

Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there!

Hang in there!

Eh, you got clams?

- I got them. - Yo! It's so nice.

Holy shit, you got clams.

I can't wait to get home and take care of them.

But I guess I can't keep animals or anything like that at all.

Either way, I don't think we all can go home early today.

Because a new business venture has just been released.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm back.

I'm so sorry, are you okay?

I'm really sorry. Are you injured?

I was so surprised.

I just got carried away and did it as a prank.

I'm really sorry.

Please don't play around.

I'll make any apologies I can.

I'm also going to go apologies to the delivery office.

I'm really sorry.

That's not the problem.

I was so surprised.

But that's okay now.

Please don't do that next time. Excuse me.

Unrequited love across the door?

I was watching the newspaper get inserted.

I think you should have slept, though.

You look so terrible because of the lack of sleep.

But I think it's better to watch her than sleep.

Oh~ She's doing her best

and I'm trying to do my best, too.

If you like her that much, why don't you just open the door and kiss her?

No, no, it's no good.

I'm definitely not going to open that door. I don't deserve that.