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To get back your lost virility and youth come to..

Doctor Babush Mathews for the only solution.

Kaam Siddhi clinic. Room no. 302.

Behind hotel Gold star.

Drop in. Or write.

Okay sir.- This is fine. Louder.

To get back your lost virility and youth come to..

Doctor Babush Mathews.

Kaam Siddhi clinic.

Room no. 302.

Behind hotel Gold star.

Drop in. Or write.

That's fine. But why are you shivering?

It's cold here.

You will be next on line to be victimised. Understood?

Let him be. Come up.

What is this Pandit? You are spoiling the fun.

Take my advice.

Leave him. - Shambhu..

Pandit let's make arrangements for the night.

Good morning doctors.

Good morning sir. - Good morning.

So you think you guys are doctors?

Doctors?

Sir actually I thought that..

You thought that now that you have been admitted here..

..you have already received your degree. MBBS.

What is your name?- Sir Paritosh Sharma.

Did I ask you?

"Sir Paritosh Sharma."

They have also acquired a knighthood.

Knight hood? No sir.

Only Paritosh Sharma.

"Sir" or "only"? - Actually Sir I..

Let us take them to see out.

No let us take him to Chris.

Sir please. - They are doctors aren't they?

We shall get fees from them. - Sir please let us go.

How can we let you go like this?

How are you doing?

I would have handled it.

That I can see.

Now what?

Name? - Sir Paritosh Sharma.

Yours? - Taara.

Taara?

Something else has to be done..

You can laugh.

I will wait for you. - No sir.

Laugh. - The dean..

Abbas?

What do I do about the dean?

Meet me after the class.- Now go.

Come. Why do you get so scared?

See you later then. Okay see you. - Okay.

Hello sir. Hi sir.

Sir just a friendly chat with the juniors.

Just an introduction sir. - Really? - Yes sir.

I am really confused about the blue tooth.

Explain it to me.

Sir I am not from mental.

Sir. Sorry sir. Poor joke.

Very poor joke.

What are you doing Abbas?- And of course there is a limit.

About the joke sir?

You know what I mean.

Choloratis giagantium.

This is a half breed plant.

This plant is very useful.

Take two or three leaves and crush them.

Mix it with sesame oil.

Then this swelling can reduce.

Sir! - Yes.

To get back your lost virility and youth come to..

Doctor Babush Mathews.

Kaam Siddhi clinic.- Room no. 302.

Behind hotel Gold star.

Drop in. Or write.

If you can't procreate or if you desire to be wealthy come to us.

Medical college lectures are also treated.

Sadda? Mustafa?

Please come in. - Come.

Come in. Come in. Think of this as your own class.

It was yours once.

And now tell me which one of you has this swelling?

Sir I was thinking that..

..in 1st semester a few jokes should be shared.

Yes it should be so.

Laugh everyone. Laugh.

Now go and study to become doctors.

Go. - Doctor!

Yes.- Go.- Come idiot. - Yes?

So what is bio cardio made of?

Sir?

Yes?- Sir muscles. Thickest layer of the heart.

Good. Very good.

What is your name? - Sir Abhimanyu.

Abhimanyu.

I have met you before. I hope you are not a repeater?

No sir. Actually you signed my hostel papers.

How can you be a repeater if I have signed your hostel papers?

No sir. I am in first year.

I applied for hostel and you allotted me a room. As a warden.

As a warden? - Yes sir.

Well you have just stepped into your first year.

And you are already a warden?

Well why are you taking it seriously?

It's the first year. We ought to crack a few jokes.

According to me laughter is..

Fear, terror, tyranny..

Since ages these are being used to rule over masses.

Fear is the weapon which helps constrict people to the law.

I have heard that the closed room is haunted.

All this is just a rumour. Nothing more.

What are you saying?

There are ghosts for sure.

Seniors-Why are you so scared?

It happens in every college. Walk straight.

Doctors?

Big boss wants to harass the seniors.

Actually sir my mother is from Calcutta. - Really?

And she is into classical singing. - Leave us.

No, no.

Sir, please leave them.

And you?

Sir, I mean let us all go.

You are very concerned about them?

Now just watch.

what we do to your friends and to you.

Sir? - Come.. Now just watch.

See son..

Health and character.

You ought to take good care of them.

Okay? Take off your clothes.

I can't do this.

You can do this for sure.

Like your friends.

What happened? Are you feeling shy?

Say? Are you feeling shy?

You don't say no to your master. Okay?

Why are you standing there? - Okay.

What are you staring at?

Do it.

Do it.- No.

Do it. Don't you dare touch me.

Sadda.. Warden is here.

Sir?

Pandit? - Yes?

Don't they telecast news on the mess television?

They do sir. They do.

Hey! Change it.

Is everything all right? - Yes sir.

Sir if you wanted to ..

Pandit you either cough or speak. - Yes sir.

And listen for the cough take.100 grams munakka,

..100 grams matti, 100 grams ginger..

..and grind it with amla and have it thrice daily.

Sorry sir. Sorry.

What are you both doing there?

Sir we came here walking together.

Sir they are playing a game.

Walking together.

Who did this?

Sir actually..

..we were feeling hot so we..

Their names?

Come.

Both of you change your clothes and come to eat.

Sir we are fine. - Who is requesting you to come?

Have you come to my wedding?

Abhi? - yes sir?

Who were the seniors.

No sir. All good.

I understand everything.

I know everything.

I won't tolerate this.

Understand?

Pandit?

..good you kept your miuth shut or else..

If they watch news their thoughts shall be pure.

Stay in your limits.

Put a parental lock on other channels. - Yes sir.

The boy is wise. - Yes we will do it tomorrow. - Excuse me sir.

That jerk made a very big mistake.

Now what do we do?

What was the need for him to complain?

Seniors won't leave him.

What can we do?

Ragging takes place everywhere.

That is true. - That is..

Hey J.K?

Say. - Did you see? The chicks passed from here.

Where? - To anatomy class.

They will be scared.

First of all I would like to congratulate you..

..for choosing such a noble profession.

Congratulations.

Thank you sir.

Doctor? You come as well.

Come.