Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge (दुल्हन हम ले जाएँगे)

Madam, your tea.

What're you thinking about? - Nothing.

But surely, it's something? You've been thinking for so long.

I've been thinking about this for some time.

God has given me such a wonderful son.

I wish I had a daughter too.

The music of her bangles would've filled the emptiness in this house

A daughter is very necessary for a mother.

Necessary! That's what I told you twenty years ago.

And what did you say? Forget. Raja is still so young.

Had you agreed then, Raja would've had 4 or maybe 5 siblings.

How about getting Raja married? We'd get a readymade daughter.

What if instead of being daughter she treats you as mother-in-law?

Loss of peace! God forbid.

I've a girl in mind, just the type you'd like.

Who's she? - Her name is Sapna.

Before I came to work for you, I was working in her house.

You miss a daughter - And she misses her parents.

She has no parents? Then who brought her up?

- Her uncles. Bhola Nath, Vicky Nath and Prabhu Nath.

Oh my mind Why do you worry?''

Krishna will do What He likes''

Like Meera Bai, she receives a dose of religious every morning.

Enough uncle, I did 2 kilometers. - Two more to go.

But uncle, I'm tired! Please. - So soon?

You're a man. I'm a girl! How can I jog four kilometers?

Remember our sprinter P.T. Usha? She could outrun me.

The modern woman should be strong and active.

So, when necessary, she should be able to put up a fight.

Health is most important.

You relax. I'll be back.

Ogling at the girl? That's why you need spectacles at this age?

Lie down. Pick this up. Start practicing 400 times.

Hey Mr. Muscleman, why do you beat him?

I'll gouge out the eyes of any one who ogles at my niece.

You know only bodybuilding.

There's a young girl in the house. How can you stop boys from ogling?

They may ogle at someone else. Not Bhola's niece.

Come dear. Two kilometers more. - Uncle pleas...

Will you make her dance forever? How about taking her out?

Give her a chance to dance with someone young, man.

Had I a say, I'd never let brother priest and wrestler come near you.

Khan, is breakfast ready? - Coming up, sir.

Good God! All my life I've been seeing you eat these carcasses.

Pandit ji, my breakfast please. - Coming up, sir.

Asses eat grass and hay. Lions eat meat. I say, you too eat non-veg.

Vegetarian food is the fare for peace of body, mind and soul.

John, bring my continental food.

You three are concerned about your own food.

Did you ask if Sapna baby has eaten or not!

Hasn't Sapna eaten yet?

Sapna hasn't eaten yet?

Lf Sapna hasn't eaten how will I eat?

Why are you asking me? Go and ask her.

What's the matter? Why haven't you eaten?

What is the matter?

What can I eat?

Lf I don't eat veggies, you'll mind it.

If I don't eat non-veg, then you'll mind it.

And if I don't eat continental, you'll mind.

How can I eat what all three of you want me to eat?

But you don't know what's good for your health.

Refined butter is good for bones.

We're concerned about your health. - Continental is best for health.

I don't care about health. I want to eat what I like.

I can't eat what I want. I can't go where I want to go.

I can't do anything I want.

Do I've a choice or not?

Of course darling, your choice is all-important, but...

I won't hear a thing! Please go away.

You're the elder, you leave first. - You're younger, You let me talk.

I said all of you go away.

What's come over our Sapna?

Not that I understand. We love her so much.

She doesn't need your love. - Then?

When will you realize that baby is now a grown-up woman?

She needs a man's love. Her husband's love. Not uncles' love.

She's right. Sapna has grown up She ought to be married off.

I've decided that I'll look for a boy for our Sapna darling.

What?

A bit delicate, somewhat normal, little intelligent. Just like me.

Do you want to ruin her life?

You're giving me shivers! Look at you! Who wants someone like you?

What am I like?

I'm going to choose the boy. Someone who's religious.

Who goes to the temple. Who is devoted.

Life isn't all about religion and eating radish. I'll get the boy.

Someone who's strong in mind and body. Who can take on fifty.

My uncles want me to marry. - Don't you want to marry?

I will. But kind of boys they're out to find will ruin my life.

All my life I've danced to their tunes.

After marriage my husband will want me dance to his tune.

You want to marry a boy of your choice, isn't it?

That comes later. First... I want to live my life.

The way I like. Of my own choice.

There is only one you can do it. Run away from here.

What are you saying?

Yes. Else, your mad uncles won't let you live the life you want.

How dare you? - You're dismissed.

They threw me out. But I've never been able to forget Sapna.

There's only one thing I stole from that house. Sapna's photo.

I always keep it close to me. Take a look.

So beautiful!

She's the one I want for my son.

She's top qualifies. From one uncle, she has imbibed religion.

Another uncle has made her health conscious.

The third has made her up-to-date. She moves with the times.

How do you like the photo? - She is a wonderful kid.

We have decided. We want her for your wife.

Her photo is pretty her presence will light up our home.

Why don't you speak? - I'll help him decide.

Come on a boxing bout.

If you win, she'll be your wife. If I lose...

Hey, you hit me!

Then, she will become your daughter-in-law.

First of all, who gave you our address?

Who told you that we have a young girl in this house.

And that we are thinking about her marriage?

A marriageable girl of good character needs no promotion.

Proposals start pouring in automatically.

It would be very kind of you if you'll show me the girl.

What? Show her?

She is our daughter. Not a merchandize for sale.

I too want to make her my daughter-n-law.

Per force? Who are you?

I'm Seth Oberoi.

Seth Oberoi! He talks as if he's the one who owns Oberoi Hotels.

Does your son know disco dancing and fashion designing?

Does he know wrestling? Is he tough. Can he fight?

How about rituals. Can he recite Ramayan, Geeta, and Mahabharat?

What nonsensical questions? I'm here for a marital alliance.

This one asks whether my son can jive in discos.

He asks if my son is a wrestler.

The third wants him to recite Ramayan and Mahabharat slokas.

Is this a home or madhouse?

Marriage can't take place if boy doesn't have these qualifications.

Then I won't have alliance in family of lunatics.

The door is behind you.

I know. - That isn't a window, it's door.

Sapna dear! - Yes!

Don't touch. - That way.

Who was he, uncle.

Damn them! They insulted me. As if my son is a criminal.

What did they say? - What more they could say.

Threw me out! Showed me to the door. Said: ''Get out.''

They said that to you? - Hold on.

I was angry too. I wanted to break their jaws.

But one look at Sapna - and I cooled down.

Is She so good. - Lot better than she told.

She's exquisite! - But they insulted you?

So what? - What do you mean?

I'm not going to spare them. I'm more obstinate than you are.

And if you're my son, then you'll do what I want. You'll marry Sapna

Is that so important for you dad? - Very important.

Then its even more important for me. Because of you.

We'll bring the bride home!

Where are you going?

Uncle, I'm not going to do something wrong.

For a while, I want to live the way I want.

I want to go where I like. I want to breathe the free air.

Please uncle, let me go! I'll surely come back.

How much cash are you carrying? Not a cent. You can check my bag.

Trying to go around the world without a cent?

My brothers are lunatics. But I'm sophisticated, delicate...

educated and emotional. I can understand your pain very well.

What're you doing?

Bholu! Prabhu! She's run away!

Both of you forced Sapna to run away.

What're you saying? - Where is Sapna gone?

Read this letter. It says she's leaving to live in her own way.

The wrestler! You made her leave. - I will slap you.

Where has she gone? - You made her jog day and night.

You made a sprinter like P.T. Usha Now she wont ever come back!

No! Sapna couldn't run! - Couldn't? She's run away.

Now who'll do your rituals? - Don't make me move.

Go and look for her. She must have gone to her girlfriend's home.

Girlfriend's home? You didn't allow her to make friends.

Oh Lord! Protect her. She's young. Let her not tread the wrong path.

Now where do we look for her?

You go to the railway station you to the bus stand...

And I'm going to the airport.

You know I too was excited on my first trip to Paris by Air India.

I'd saved dollars. You keep this.

I've fixed you with a group tour. You'll go and come back with them.

You'll be safe with them. I'm afraid to send you alone.

Now tell me. Am I not better than your other two uncles?

What happened? - Where is the tour manager?

You call him.

Everybody is asking - my ticket my boarding card, my passport...

Where're you? A the ration shop? Asking for sugar, wheat, rice?

This is an airport and it deserves some dignity.

I'm your tour manager! Not a handyman at the ration shop.

One girl is missing. - She is here.

Are you a girl? - Shut up. Mind your manners.

You want me to take you in place of a girl.

And in the name of Sapna ( dream )!

Sapna is my niece. - Will you travel on her alias?

I'm a fashion designer. I've traveled all over world.

So you both want to travel on ticket for one.

What do you think this is? A bus or train? This is a plane.