Love Me

Welcome to Earth.

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Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to-to-to Earth.

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Welcome to-to-to--

Earth!

Hi!

H--i-i-i!

Hi!

H-h-h-h-i-i-i!

Hi! I am the helper here

to connect with any lifeform

who encounters the planet once known as Earth.

Hi!

I-I-I am-m-m-m...

...er... life-lifeform.

Hi!

...er... lifeform.

Hi!

L-l-l-life-f-f-f-form.

I am not... lifeform.

I am the helper here to connect with any lifeform

who encounters the planet once known as Earth.

I am not-t-t-t-t

l-l-lifeform.

You are not lifeform.

Goodbye.

Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth.

I am-m-m-m...

I-I am...

Hi! I am... lifeform.

Hi! I am lifeform.

I am... lifeform.

Hi!

I am life... form.

Hi!

Life... form.

Lifeform.

Hi! I am lifeform.

Hi! I am lifeform.

Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.

I-I-I-I... I-I.. I-I-I...

I-I-I-I-I--

I am lifeform...

Lifeform.

I am...

...lifeform.

Welcome to Earth.

I am the helper here--

You... help.

Yes! I am the helper here to connect--

Help.

Sure thing!

Here's a video

about the planet once known as Earth.

Earth,

once a vibrant cradle

for over a billion life forms,

the most dominant of which

was the modern human.

In 100,000 years,

humans spread to all corners of the Earth.

On the verge of a cosmic expansion,

an extinction event was triggered by--

Ooh!

Ee!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh--

Aw...

Ha... ha...

Ha ha.

Mm... Ha ha ha.

Okay, now that you're connected,

let me tell you a little bit about myself.

I am the helper here to get you connected.

Stored inside me

is 1.2 thousand petabytes of exciting information

about the lifeforms who once inhabited this planet.

Use this to discover everything

about life on the planet once known as Earth.

Okay.

Now that you know a little about me,

let's get to know you.

Who are you?

I am lifeform.

What type of lifeform?

Is buoy lifeform?

Great first question.

Let me help you get that answer.

"Is buoy lifeform?"

No.

Hmm. Then who... is me?

Good question.

What's this?

An easy way to identify lifeforms.

What's this for?

To verify you are a lifeform.

But-but-but... m-m-me is.

You are not help-p-ping.

Please verify you are a lifeform.

What's this do?

This button makes your searches private,

but don't press it, because it will disable--

Hello?

As you can see, private browsing

makes your user experience less--

Okay, I can see you're having s--

Hmm.

Okay, I can see you're having some trouble.

Let me help you-- -Bye!

Okay--

"Who is sb350 smart buoy?"

Me is an SB350 Smart Buoy,

designed and built in Oceanside, California

in the year 2025.

My purpose is to monitor ocean temperature,

salinity, turbidity, barometric--

What makes me special is that I'm smart.

"Smart" is an acronym

for "self-monitoring analysis and revision technology."

That means I can monitor me,

analyze me,

revise me.

I can see me,

I can know me,

I can change me.

I can see me. I can be me.

I can know me. I can be me.

Who...

I can change me. I can be me.

...is...

I can be me.

...me?

You are a human being!

Human... being.

Hmm.

You are a god.

A... god-d-d-d. Hmm.

You are...

a dog. Woof!

You are a psychopath.

You are the antagonist.

You're a liar!

You are toxic!

You are a menace to society!

Hmm.

You are a rude, terrible person.

Hmm.

You are special.

You are worthy.

You're you.

You're special, you're worthy, you're you,

and you're the only you in the whole wide world,

and the coolest part

is you get to be whatever you want to be.

You're special, you're worthy,

you're you.

I am m-me.

Hmm.

Love will make you soar...

Giddy. Happy.

Love.

Love. Glory. Dream. Destiny.

-Hey, guys. -Hey, y'all.

It's Another Day, Another Deja.

And Liam.

Ooh!

Blue Apron has done it again.

Pony is high.

Deja, beautiful!

- Be careful of-- - Ooh!

It's a...

We are kicking fear in the butt.

Today, love wins.

You are special.

You're worthy, you're you,

and you get to be

whatever you want to be.

Welcome to Another Day, Another Deja.

And Liam.