The first 200 lines.
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
Thank you.
I had a nightmare.
I saw someone running after me in my dream
"Then, a car was about to run me over."
"Maybe, the wedding arrangement drives" you nervous
"Take a rest, come on"
Look at the loves
They are like the couple in the film "Titanic", so romantic
You jump! I jump
Shut your poisoned lips!
Why do you quote that tragedy while we are taking a plane
Why not?
That is a ship
You'd say something about airplane!
An airplane crashed against
people's house in Taiwan months ago
Many people died
Why?
Why?
The plane once carried some dead bodies
What kind of bodies?
"Few months ago, there was an accident"
"in Osaka Airport, that plane carried dead"
bodies in that crash.
"Sir, please don't say such thing on"
the plane please.
Thank you for your co-operation.
"Let's go back to Titanic, it's romantic"
Okay.
We don't want to hear this
She is one of our tour-mates
This is either
My name is Leonardo
Dicaprio
Driver
I am driver
You could never let me link you up
with that movie star
You just can't discover our similarities right now
May I know your name please?
My name is U2
My name is K2
You have cute names
You are cute too
Sure I am
"Well, drop in our place if you have time"
We are working in the China City Club
"Come to us, we'll give you a discount"
Please be seated
How much flight time is left?
About 10 minutes
"I am sorry, I have to go to toilet."
You are smart
I am sorry...
"It doesn't matter, my friend is really nice"
I am sorry
No problem
"Mr. Wong,"
will I be promoted after this trip?
It depends on how you behave in these days
"Sure I will behave well, especially in bed."
It's weird.
"Get back your luggage," we are going to the Custom office now
"Excuse me, my friend is in the toilet"
My friend is in the toilet too
"It's not a carnival, is it?"
"Only men need to piss, huh?"
"Never mind, I'll wait for them"
"you better leave first, I'll wait."
Let' s go. Go...
What's this?
It's vase.
Please open it.
"Mr. Wong, nice to meet you here!"
"This is k2, team 8 of China City Club."
Do you remember me?
How are you?
How are you? Where are you going to?
I come for business.
Why haven't you come to have fun in my club?
I have been busy
What's wrong with this guy? He stay there for long time!
Look at him!
He seems to be a smuggler
I think he is a drugs trafficker
You come with me. And take your belongings
Sir
Welcome to this 7 days tour in the Philippines
There are 70 million people living here
With three million Chinese
What is the proportion between men and women?
The proportion is 1 to 7
It's great
"But, it's complicated matter"
about their sex behavior
"So, number isn't an important problem"
English is the official language
But usually they speak Philippine language
That is the language we usually hear locally
Say, I am "Maganda"
It's very easy to understand that it means beauty
Remember this word
This will be useful
We are maganda too
This is a Catholic country
Churches are found every where
"So, isn't whoring prohibited in this country?"
Whoring? You mean whoring?
"Miss, would you please don't interrupt?"
Isn't prohibited?
"Don't worry, guns and whores commonly" found here
Do you know what this is?
I don't know
No! I am not a drug dealer
This is the ashes of human bone
No... no drugs?
"I said, this is the ashes of human bone"
Thank you sir... Sorry...
You should have paper for importing such kind of thing
"Sorry, My company asked me to carry this" I don't know
That's your problem
You will be fined for this
Sure
"Pal, that's why you asked me to bring it"
"This is an urn, not an ashtray"
Luckily I've got death certificate and related papers
Otherwise I would be in deep shit
I'm getting married soon
I don't know it to bring me bad luck
"That's why I need your help, I am sorry"
I've asked someone to pick you up
I have been long waiting
I wonder! Has he gone for he didn't see me
Please go to Trades Hotel to stay a night
I will ask him to pick you up tomorrow
"Alright, let's talk about it tomorrow"
Tomorrow
"Enjoy you staying here, sir"
Thank you
Thank you
This is a big bed
Did you see anything?
Did you see what I've just seen?
It's horrible
"Don't be afraid, it's gone..."
Come back again?
"No, but one more is coming"
Dear tour-mates
we will wait for another tour-mate
then we'll go to dinner
You are the guy who got trouble in the custom this afternoon
"Pal, were you beaten?"
It's just a misunderstanding
Be careful
What's your name?
Alan
Are you living here?
Yes
Have my recommendation
If you are bored in Hong Kong
you can go to China City Club
my name is U2
"K2, come here quickly"
"This is my partner, K2 Hi"
We are nice
"Remember, China City Club"
China City
Team number eight
Alright
"May I help you, sir?"
I want a room
Check out please
"Two thousand Peso, please"
Quick...
Hurry up
Thank you sir
I've found no beauty here
"Mr. Wong, are you living here?"
I've just checked out
Let's go
Don't you feel good to live here?
"It's good, but I want a better one"
Really? Yes
Are you kidding?
I think
Let's take a group picture
It's a good idea
Come here! Come!
"Your key, sir"
Thank you
"Come on, look at here"
Hey
Hey man Me?
"Yes, I mean you of course"
Come and help! Take a group picture for us
Come on! Hurry up
"Come on, let's take picture"
"Come on, ready"
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