You Have My Heart (Hamara Dil Aapke Paas Hai)

Baloo, what is the news in your paper today?

A politician disowned his quote.

Says he was asleep when he said it in Parliament.

How can he deliver a speech in sleep?

Why not? People watch films in their sleep!

- Please send me some tea. - ln a minute.

Here is your favorite..

Before you get too busy with the paper may l remind you..

... that you've called for a special Board of Directors meeting.

l'd forgotten. l haven't checked the details ofthe last meeting.

Have you seen my black file?

Not there. lt is here. You kept it on the other table last night.

Do l live next door that you must thank me?

Get dressed. Breakfast is ready.

Where's the file ofthe applicants for the interview you're taking today?

- ln the office. - What's it doing here?

Last night you wanted my signature. - You saved me from a lot oftrouble.

Do l live next door that you thank me?

Do you remember the evening's program? - Yes, shopping at 4.30.

l eat apples not drink them.

Look at this pair!

- Remember the evening program? - Yes. Bye.

Lord! Why did you throw this beauty in Avinash's lap?

Actually she fell in my lap but my mind was shut out.

My mind never works at the right time!

Something happens to me each time l set eyes on her.

l get goose pimples! My heart is set on fire!

- And my ears flare up. - Same feelings as me.

But l can't express them because ofmy get-up.

l'm very confused. On one hand l feel like embracing this lady..

On the other, l want to push my wife away!

Same as me. God made my wife on government license.

No, your wife looks beautiful at times.

- To whom? - You!

When l got married, l loved my wife so much..

l'd want to eat her up!

Now l think it would have been better ifl'd eaten her up!

What did you say?

l said, my wife cooks so well that l want to eat up her fingers!

- And what did you say? - That l love my darling a lot!

Liar! Just as something happens to your heart on seeing Priti...

My heart too beats crazily when l set eyes on Avinash.

Heart problem? Come to the doctor!

Forget the doctor and hear me carefully...

We'll do just what you do! We will think exactly like you!

Hear that? Sister, let's go. This is enough for toady.

Come in, l'll make an ass ofyou!

See your piddly moustache! Avinash has such a good one!

Send in the men for the interview in the order ofthe applications.

Whatever papers that have to be signed, do it by 3.30.

The Board of Directors mean when everyone is raising prices..

Why are we talking ofreducing?

We sell milk not face powder.

We earn on every product. Does it matter ifwe don't make a profit once?

- But.. - No buts..

We are reducing the price ofmilk products.

The poor kids will bless us.

Ask Mr. Goyal to call for a board meeting after 3 days.

Call from Madam.

l'm just getting out. Yes, we'll go in my car.

We've got fresh stock for children's wear.

- How's this for Rohan? - He likes bright colors.

- How's your child? - Like my father.

- Like his grandpa. - This will be nice for Pinki.

- Shall l take it? - l like what you like.

Pack this.

Father...

- Sister! How are you? - Very well.

- How is mother? - Fine.

Don't take it to heart.

Come on.

Mother! We saw Priti in the market!

- How is she? - She looked so pretty!

She was in a sparkling brand new car, Handa!

Honda not Handa.

One who has sold her honor can travel in a plane too!

Does one talk like this about his daughter?

What's the fault ofthe poor thing? - Shut up!

She brought us dishonor! And you ask what her fault is!

She is dead for us! And we're dead for her!

Henceforth if anyone mentions her name in this house..

My name will have the word 'late' written before it!

Why haven't mummy and daddy come as yet?

Maybe it's not yet 5.30. - Then how did Kunal's mummy come?

Their watch must be running fast.

There come Mummy and Daddy!

Careful, don't get your hand caught in the door.

- Where did you get so late? - Working in the office.

- We went to buy you clothes. - Are we going on a picnic?

- Why? - You had promised.

When did l make that promise?

Yes l did promise.

Laughing and playing, full oflife..

The world oflove, this world of dreams.

Brought up with love, a bundle of sugar candy.

Chatter filled with love and sweet melodies of songs.

Papa is a pal and Mummy is a good friend.

They are the best parents in the world.

The gardener is happy that the flowers have blossomed.

My garden is fragrant with their love.

Why must l ask the world for joys when my home is filled with it?

l want ice cream, in a big cup!

No, you have a sore throat. No ice cream for you.

- How are you? - Thank God you remember my name!

What does that mean? My classmate, batch mate, roommate!

That is why you don't inform me ofyour marriage or kids.

My friend, Babli.

l'm no ordinary friend. She'd spend 25 ofthe 24 hours with me!

Thank goodness l'm no boy or she'd be spending her life with me not you!

- Tell us about yourself. - l'm still single.

Do you have a younger brother?

- When will you come home? - l'll land up anytime.

Here's my card. We'll wait for you to land up.

You teach me the worship very well.

You learn it very well.

Who burst the bomb?

Crackers!

Happy Diwali, friends.

What do you say, friends? Let's celebrate Happy Diwali.

- What month is this? - lsn't it February in our calendar?

- Yes. - Confirmed.

Why is he celebrating Diwali?

l have got a mad husband!

Burst crackers. lt's Happy Diwali.

Chatterji, today is not Diwali.

- Who says so? - lt's Diwali when you burst crackers.

Am l burning a pyre?

Diwali comes in November.

Brother, tell me why does Diwali come in November?

Weak general knowledge, you see.

l'll explain. Rama killed Ravana and returned to Ayodhya in November.

Did Laxman call and tell you that brother is on his way back?

Not phone, it's printed in the calendar!

What calendar? Was your brother printing calendars those days?

The entire country celebrates Diwali only in November.

Dilip Kumar, shut up! Wears one suit and talks nineteen to the dozen!

Does any book say l have to celebrate with the rest oflndia?

Will the whole country sleep when l go to sleep?

Will it cry with me?

Will lndia love my wife because l love her?

Then why should l celebrate Diwali with the country?

l'll celebrate it when l have money in my pocket.

What happened?

- So...Are you Priti Vyas? - Yes?

l'll tell you. First come to the police station.

- Why? - You'll come with me only when l answer your question.

- Talk to me with respect. - Shut up, you streetwalker!

Respect! l'll give you in the police station!

Come on! - What are you doing?

Quietly sit in the jeep! Open the door.

- Sit down. - Why?

l arrest you for soliciting business without a license.

Sit down. Shut the door.

- The police caught her.. - l knew the girl was wrong.

- You've come at the right time. - Why?

- The police caught Priti. - For what?

Prostitution.

- Who arrested you? - l did.

- l did. So? - For what crime?

What did you say?

You're attacking an officer on duty!

Stop it! Hitting me for no reason at all!

Beat the man who wrote the report!

- Who filed the complaint? - Your father!

What insolence!

That's what l'm here for! To ask you why you vilely accused her!

Look into my eyes and speak ifyou have the courage!

Then why does she live with you? Can you explain that to me?

l could but you won't understand.

Because all your life you've spread muck in the name ofrelations!

Do you know whom you're addressing?

A lowly characterless debauch who regards every woman as loose character

You probably forget that l'm your father.

l wish l could forget that you are my father.

Don't assume l'll return home ifyou take Priti away from me.

lfyou ever try such cheap stunts again..

l won't even come to light your funeral pyre!

- How are you, my son? - Fine. - Come in.

Not now. l'm in a rush.

- Angry with your mother? - No, l can't be mad at you.

l'll come later. See you.

Lord, send my child back home and soon.

Please control yourself.

lfl say l understand your sorrow, it would be wrong.

Because the person who undergoes it only can understand it.

lfl ask you not to cry, you'll cry even more. So l won't say it.

But l will say this, those who don't fear themselves..

society fears only them.

They try to frighten them and are cruel to them.

One can understand Sita's tears when Rama accused her.

But Sita crying when Ravana accuses her is totally wrong!

lfthere's any hope for this society crushed under hoods..

lt's a few people like yourself.

lfyou lose courage, the truth will lose and falsehood will win!

What's going on? l asked your neighbors your address...

And they looked at me as ifl was an untouchable!

Did your father-in-law accuse you ofprostitution and have you arrested?

The family where nobody drank water till they completed the prayers..

The daughter ofthat house is accused ofthis blasphemy!

What is the truth? Tell me!