Jomer Raja Dilo Bor

'JOMER RAJA DILO BOR'

'JOMER RAJA DILO BOR'

'Thousand Reasons to Hate Men..' One needs to have guts

to write something like that.

We can't deny that we are still living in a male dominated society

and from that very society

Ms. Ria Banerjee..

The fearless Ms. Ria Banerjee has written a book

which will expose the truth about men to the society

and the best part is

I have sold more than 500 copies in just 10 days!

Can you believe this? Thanks to the magnificent writing.

Ms. Ria Banerjee, over to you.

Thank you, Tara, for rewarding me with adjectives like

fearless and gutsy.

But I won't agree with her that it was written magnificently

because this is not a romance novel, a thriller

or a philosophical book.

This book is a compilation of facts about men. That's it.

Whatever I wrote in this book is true

and no man can deny even a single reason out of the thousand ones.

Which is your favourite one out of these thousand reasons?

Men only have a body. They don't have a soul.

Excuse me? - You heard me!

Men only have a body. They have no soul.

Interesting! - Absolutely! - You have a unique idea

about men!

So, would you please state the reason behind this?

The desires of men are very physical.

Rather, I would say that men only have body requirements.

The very first example is hunger.

'I will eat this today and that tomorrow.'

'I feel like eating this today and that tomorrow.'

'Well, which dishes can you prepare?'

As if the woman in front of you is not your wife but your cook.

The second one is pain.

'I have pain in the hand, leg, head..'

'Massage my hand, leg, head..'

I've never heard them saying 'Strangle me'.

And

last but not the least..

The bloody erection.

Be it morning, afternoon or night

they are always ready, anytime and anywhere

and sex is all that they want.

So, these three reasons are enough

to prove that the desires of men are very physical.

They only have a body.

They have no soul.

So, people like Rabindranath Tagore and William Shakespeare

didn't have a soul let alone feelings.

So, they were robots, right?

I mean, you want to say that tales like 'Romeo and Juliet'

and 'Ghare Baire' were written by robots, right?

Look, I can't comment on that, but I would still want

to stand by my opinion. - Of course you can't comment on it!

Anyway

just a simple question.

Who all are there in your family? - Very personal!

My mother, my younger sister and me. - Father?

He is no more. - Sorry!

But when he was alive

was he a human being or robot?

What do you mean? - I mean, who did your mother marry?

A human being or robot? I hope you don't mind.

I definitely do! - In fact, even I do.

Keep your robotic ideas and theories to yourself

and remember something..

Don't replace patriarchy with matriarchy. Bye.

Disgusting! - Ma'am, one question, please.

You have a very strong opinion of men.

I mean, will you ever get married?

No. - Yes!

She will have to get married.

What are you doing here?

Who is she.. - Who is she.. - What..

I am here to convince you to get married. - What!

And there could not have been a better place

to bring this up, right, Ria?

She.. - Please don't do this.. - Greetings.

What is this.. - Greetings to you all. - I didn't do anything.

It was her! - I am Indrani Banerjee.

This is my elder daughter, Ria. - Oh, I see!

Okay.. - And that is Ria's younger sister, Payel.

Payel? - Payel is 26 years old.

That means, it's time for her to get married

while her elder sister is running out of time..

Mom, stop embarrassing me, please! - Be quiet!

Ria's father passed away when she was..

I mean, Ria was 13 years old then.

So, did I raise them

and have them educated just to see this day? Tell me!

To see this day? - Mom, what is this?

I will become silent if you say 'yes'.

No way. I told you once, I won't say that.

Do you all know that all her friends are married?

They even have children!

I don't think that I will be able to see my grandchildren

while I am alive!

Hey, what is she.. - Ask her what she will do

if my sister doesn't get married. - Did you..

What.. - Hey, mister, ask her that

or someone else will!

Ma'am.. - Ma'am, I have a question.. - One moment..

One moment.. - Please wait.. - Please let me ask

just one question!

All right, be quick.. God! - Just one!

Ma'am, I am a huge fan of yours! I have just one question.

Why did you choose this book store, namely, Story

for your book launch? - What the heck!

Because Story is the best place for book lovers. - Oh, dear!

T-Thank you, ma'am! Did you hear that..

Ask her.. - You call that a question? Wait..

Ask her.. - What will you do if the elder sister

doesn't get married? - What! - Now, who is that?

Ria Banerjee.. - Oh, sorry!

What will you do if Ria Banerjee doesn't marry someone? - God..

There you go, that's the right question.

What will I do? Tell me!

You tell me what to do. That's why I came to you all!

What happened? Tell me! What should I do as a mother?

Let me tell you something..

If my elder daughter, Ria Banerjee

doesn't get married in the next three months

then I will come here again after three months

and commit suicide

in front of you all! - What! - What rubbish!

What.. - Hey.. - I will commit suicide!

What is she saying.. - Why would she commit suicide..

What is she saying.. - Why would she commit suicide..

Ms. Banerjee, is your hatred towards men

greater than your love for your mother

that you don't care for her life? - Yes.. - Goodness..

Come on, say 'yes', my child. - Don't you have

any responsibility towards her? Don't you love your mother?

Come on, everyone, say something! Don't you have any responsibility?

Hey, everyone, say something!

Say it, please.. - Ms. Banerjee, staying quiet won't work.

Say something! Does your mother's life mean nothing?

Don't you respect her? - What is this?

Don't you have love.. - Ria.. - What happened..

All right, I will get married! All right? - Yes! - Fantastic!

Very good.. - She'll get married! - Happy now?

That's great news! - Mister, take a photo.

Quickly.. - Come on..

Sir, I've got some breaking news. Yes, sir.. - Shut up..

She'll get married.. Yes, sir.. - Breaking news..

Hey.. - What the.. - I don't know when

but she will get married. - Announcement..

Give me your credit card. - Why? - Yes, sir..

Well, I have to get you.. - Stop it, mister..

Stop it.. - ...the three-month premium membership

on a matrimonial website. - What! - Yes!

Photos..

Chintu? - Chintu? Who's that? What is that? - Take some photos..

Let him take some photos.. - Yes..

She's angry..

Yes.. - Hey!

Why won't he take photos.. This is the limit..

Okay.. - Yes.. - That's it..

"I am gauging you to tell you your story."

"I am preparing the battlefield to fight your battle."

"You have closed the doors and windows of your room."

"Why are you so serious? Who are you competing with?"

"What"

"is all this?"

"You are in this state.."

"Tangled"

"in problems.."

"What kind of groom do you want.."

"What kind of groom do you want?"

"Tell me.."

I am Kumar Kapoor Khan.

I'm Sylvester Stallone's grandson.

"Oh, it is a joyous day."

"There is joy in the air."

I may be a bit old but I can last long.

'In my bosom was hidden'

'your name, Ria.'

I am Mana, from Ghana with love.

Reject. Leave!

Monkey! Loafer!

Pervert! Get out.

Are you here to look at the prospective bride or find a maid?

Forgive me.

"Who do you think is perfect? Who do you think is useless?"

"You are making a fuss as though you want a new toy."

"The solution is weird as the problem is a strange one."

"Everyone has been blown away as you are stirring up a storm."

"Everyone has been blown away.."

Yes, Partha Ghosh. - Yes. - Partha?

Then be here by 12 o'clock tomorrow. - Yes, be here by..

By 12 o'clock tomorrow.. - 12 o'clock tomorrow, yes.

See you then. Thank you.

"I am preparing the battlefield to fight your battle.."

"You have closed the doors and windows of your room."

"Why are you so serious? Who are you competing with?"

"What"

"is all this?"

"You are in this state.."