Impractical Jokers: The Movie

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1994. Welcome to Staten Island,

a great year and a great place to grow up.

That's Stacey, my hula girl.

Oh, oh, that's me in high school.

Man, look at that hair.

I look just like Chandler Bing, right?

Just go with it.

Rooty-toot-toot!

- Hey, Q. - Hey!

Hey, how's your sister doing?

Wouldn't you like to know?

I would. I really would.

Dad.

Can I have permission to go

to the Paula Abdul concert, please?

- Go, Sal, go. - I know the rules, Dad.

I will check in, I will beep you, I'll call.

Okay, rule number one, we love each other.

Rule number two, see rule number one.

Please get out of the house and go.

Okay. People smoke marijuana.

Do the weed. Take a shot.

Just get out of the house. Please, go.

Just go!

Oh, hey, Q! I'll be right there.

Hey, fellas.

'Sup? My best friend, Sal.

And there's Q too. Hey, guys.

Oh-ho-ho!

Boys!

- I have a question. - Yeah?

Are you forever my girl?

Straight up. Now, tell me.

- Whoo! - Yeah!

- That's right, watch it. - Oh, come on, Joe.

- Come on. - Comin' in hot.

All right, watch that... watch that leather back there.

You're the worst.

Hey, Abdul.

Too bad we don't have tickets.

Tickets? Tickets are for losers, dude.

I got a plan.

- Who gets the small? - Hey!

- Really? - Yeah, why not?

Hmm. Well, who's ready to party tonight?

What are you doing?

- I'm being hype man. - He hyped you right there.

Joey's a great hype man, and I know hype men.

Yeah, throughout history, there's been many a hype man.

- Who? - Thomas Edison had one.

- Gandhi. - Caesar.

Okay, all right, Caesar had a hype man.

You guys should look it up.

Who was Caesar's hype man, then?

Jeff.

I'm done.

I'm done with this. I'm done...

- Can we go? - Yeah.

- 'Scuse! - On the left.

- Excuse you. Excuse me. - Up on the right.

- You. Excuse you. Security. - On the left.

- Move. - Move.

- Security. - Just watch it.

Idiot.

Hey, uh, who are you guys?

Uh, high-level security.

I'll allow it.

What do we do now? What do we do now?

Whatever the hell we want.

Move! Watch it. Coming through.

The arena is ours.

Wait, who is this? Where's Larry?

Green room, fellas.

Everything is free.

How great is this?

Oh.

Hey, say hello to my dad.

Hey, Daddy.

No, it's my dad. I don't call him Daddy.

Oh. I'm sorry.

You're security?

Yeah, just... Please.

Look at that zoom. I can see your pores.

Yuck.

- What are you doing? - Oh, me? Hypin'.

- Hypin' what? - Eh, you know, the crudités.

You're over here by yourself shaking your head.

I know, I'm just excited for crudités, what?

I was taping you from across the room.

You look like a doo-wop dad.

Hold on one second.

Yo, Bubba Gump,

Want to leave some shrimp for the rest of us?

Oh, my...

- Oh, my God, sick reference! - Classic.

I just saw Forrest Gump this week.

Guys, Paula Abdul, 12:00.

Check out the banana patrol.

Was she just checking me out?

- Yeah. - Oh, yeah. Right at you.

- She was. - Oh, you see that, right?

You should probably get her number.

No.

Yeah, it'd be a shame if you didn't.

You think she's into me like that?

- Yeah. - You're right.

I'm doin' it.

I'm doin' it.

- Down in flames. - Roll tape.

Such a doofus. Look at him.

You want my number?

- No. - Guys, guys.

No, guys, it looks like he's getting her number, I swear.

I think he... I think he got her number.

Good call, fellas. She was into me.

But she didn't finish the phone number in time.

She started to give you her real number?

This is a victory for us.

- Great shit. - I gotta be honest.

I was breaking your shoes.

I didn't think you'd get her number.

You just rose to that challenge, okay?

We told you to do something, you did it.

Okay, you didn't refuse. You didn't lose.

The ball bag on this guy.

You ever seen a ball bag like this?

I've never seen a ball bag like that, no.

I've seen his ball bag.

It's 10 pounds of ball bag in a 5-pound sack.

This whole time, there's been two footprints in the sand.

It's when your ball bag's been carrying us.

You don't just talk the talk, you walk the walk. Okay?

Who knows where great ideas come from?

A mixture of genius and stupidity?

A ball bag speech from Sal?

I know it rarely happens,

but that night, scholars and historians agree

the Impractical Jokers were born.

This is unbelievable, guys.

Holy sh...

The crowd.

Oh, my God!

You know I am.

Backstage, baby!

That was the hottest thing I've ever seen!

Where's Joe?

- Oh, my God! - Yeah! Yeah!

Get off my stage.

- Hey, hey, hey! - Go, Joey, go!

Yeah! We're gonna live forever!

I know!

Pregnant ladies, I can't hear y'all.

Pregnant ladies, make noise.

Helicopter.

When I say ball, you say bag.

Ball!

He's hyped up on the ball bag.

Get him off the stage.

Hype it up.

We judged too soon. He sucks.

White people!

Blacks!

Where the Vietnamese at?

- Yeah, there's one! - Where's my security?

This is mayhem.

Ah! Son of a...

- All right! - They throwin' garbage?

Staten Island garbage.

- Guys! Guys! - Look out, Joe!

Breach! Breach! Breach!

Ah, these punks are storming the stage.

I'm getting the hell out of here.

No, no, no, no!

Oh!

I got clotheslined by Abdul.

Oh, Sal!

My beautiful boy.

She crushed my windpipe!

You're okay. Go, go!

- Joey! - Go.

You guys are dead.

Dead.

One day, I'm gonna find you, and I will destroy you!

Can't believe we ruined the Abdul concert.

- Hi, Gina. - Go, go, go.

We've lost the arena! We've lost the arena!

Everything's fine. Everything's fine.

Abdul assaulted me! She's about 4'4", 40 pounds.