Young & Hungry

Thanks for giving me a ride, Yolanda.

I promise, as soon as Sofia gets a job,

I will have my car back.

Oh, that's okay.

It lets me drive in the carpool Lane

without having to use my Burt Reynolds blowup doll.

Well...

It's the moment you've all been waiting for.

Wait a minute.

You went to a fancy charity function last night.

I smell rich people things.

Ooh, is it a swag bag?

Please tell me it's a swag bag.

Maybe.

Wait, I don't get it. What's going on?

Every time I go to a big event I get this gift bag full of really cool stuff

and I let Elliot and Yolanda divvy it up.

But now Gabi's here, so you gotta split it three ways.

- Oh, man. - Son of a bitch.

All right, let's keep it civilized.

And remember, it doesn't start until I leave the room.

- Oh-ho! - Oh, my goodness! Uh-huh!

- Ooh, ooh, ooh! - What is it? What is it?

Ooh, Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses.

- A smartwatch! - Ooh, ooh!

A video camera?

A 10-pack for soul spin classes!

Why would you go to a spin class?

You get winded walking down the buffet line.

Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal is in San Francisco filming a movie.

This is the place he goes to spin when he's in town.

Thank goodness we got a video camera!

Ooh!

Look, a $100 gift certificate to the Royal Hotel and Spa.

- (Laughs) Oh no, you score. - (Flatly) That is the best.

Whoa, 10 of them.

- Mine. Mine. - Mine. Mine.

- Mine. Mine. - Mine. Mine.

- (Both) Mine. Mine. - Aah!

- Mine. Mine. Mine... - Mine. Mine. Mine...

Hey!

Hey, so how'd this job search go today?

Oh, great.

You know, that's why I'm celebrating

with a big bag of marshmallows.

Oh!

Hey, what's with all the little pins

on this pretty map you made?

Oh, that's just to keep track

of all the places I've applied...

- That's fantastic. - ...and got rejections from.

Well remember, Sofia, it only takes one employer to say yes.

Well, one employer did say yes.

- Yay! - It was my dad.

Yeah, he, ah, he thinks I should move back home to Florida,

and, ah, work for him.

Aww, Sofia, you can't go home.

Gabi, I've been unemployed for three months. I'm at the end of my rope.

I can't even afford any more rejection pins.

Okay, okay, enough, all right?

Let's put the sad map away.

You need to get out of this apartment and have some fun.

I'm not in the mood for fun.

Well, what if I told you

that I have $1,000 worth of gift certificates

- Thinking mani-pedis. - Mani-pedis?

- Blow outs. - Blow outs?

Maybe a massage.

- A massage? - Yeah.

A total makeover ending with fancy drinks at the bar.

Fancy drinks? Yay!

That'll totally be my first drink of the day.

Let's go!

See. I told you this would cheer you up.

Gabi, you were so right.

I mean, I have no money, no job,

and I'll probably still have to move home to Florida,

but I love my new smoky eyes.

Aww, and I love your new attitude.

What are you talking about?

I'm just saying, you know,

these past few months of you trying to get a job

has made you kinda negative.

Well, what can I tell you? Everything in my life sucks.

I'm just saying I think you need to start shaking things up.

Think outside the box. Start saying yes to life

and new things...

Like that guy over there. You know he's been staring at you since you sat down.

Oh, my God.

Okay. Now's your chance.

Do something Sofia would never do.

Be bold. Be crazy. Go talk to him.

You know what? I'm just gonna wait for him to come to me.

Oh, like you're waiting for all those employers to come and talk to you?

See, this is what I mean.

You need to take action and get some action.

You know what? You're right.

Like, what do I have to lose?

- Nothing. 'Cause you got nothing. - Yeah.

Can I get you another round?

Uh, yeah, I'll have another vodka cran on ice.

This coupon is only good for food.

Okay, just the ice then.

My God, Gabi, it worked!

He asked me to dinner, and I said... yes.

That's great! This calls for a celebration.

Ice for everyone!

Okay, according to Jake Gyllenhaal's publicist,

this is the spin class he goes to.

When you see him, be cool

- don't do anything to embarrass me. - Okay.

It's him!

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!

How can you tell? It's so damn dark in here.

Oh, wait.

I had on my new Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses.

I need my picture taken working out with him

so I can brag to my friends and elevate my status.

This is what everybody's talking about? A bunch of stationary bikes?

Guys, I rode a bike to get here.

This is lame. I'm out.

Who's ready for a spin?

Me.

I'm ready for a spin. I'm Josh. Do you spin here often?

- Every day. It's my job. - All right.

All right...

Wait. You two.

You've never been to a spin class, have you?

How can you tell?

Because I have eyes.

Spin virgins go to the back row.

Ugh.

I'm being made fun of for being a virgin?

It's like high school all over again.

Ugh. Hey, great. Now how are we gonna get our photo taken with Jake?

You ever heard of a selfie stick, bitch?

Uh-huh. Look who's finally home.

I took your advice,

and I said yes to life,

to dinner, and to, um... dessert.

Hmm.

Was it like ice cream dessert, or you scream dessert?

Oh my God, you know, I've never done that before.

I mean, I've done that before,

but never like that, you know?

- Aww. - I'm a nice girl

who did a bad girl thing.

I'm so proud of you.

You were so right!

Letting go is fun.

I said yes to life,

and found a funny, charming, and uh,

very romantic guy.

Aww, he left me a note.

- Aww! - Did I tell you he was romantic?

Open it, open it! What's it say?

It's $500.

Well, why would he give you 500...

Oh my God, you don't think he thinks I'm...

No, I don't think he thinks you're...

What did you think that he thought?

- That I'm a hooker? - Yeah, that's what I thought.

Oh, my God!

No, it's okay, it's okay! It's all right, hey.

Look on the bright side...

At least you finally got a job.

Oh, my God! I'm a hooker!

No!

You're not a hooker, he just thought you were.

- This is your fault, Gabi. - My fault?

Yes! "Say yes to life, Sofia."

Well, I said yes to life,

and now I'm just a ho with $78 in her bank account.

Technically, $578.

Shut up, shut up! I'm not gonna keep that money.

That's dirty! That's dirty, dirty money.

Come on, I think this is gonna be a really funny story

- to tell your kids one day. - No, this is it. This is it, Gabi!

This is the universe telling me to move back home to Florida.

I'm just... I'm totally broke, and totally broken.

Aww, you're gonna be fine, we'll figure something out.

You know, when things were tough, I used to tell myself,

"well, at least you're not a hooker."

Now I can't even say that.

Well, you can, it just won't be true.

Let me get this straight,

you were standing right next to Sofia,

and someone thought she was the prostitute?

Oww.

Elliot, this is serious, okay? Sofia's really devastated.

Well, at least she can lift her legs.

And get paid for it.

Oww.

What possessed you two to think you could get through an entire class of soul spin?

Did you at least get a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal?

Sort of. All I got was one of his foot.

He's got some big feet.

That's my foot, fool!

Guess who's got a date with that hot spin instructor?

This guy!