Unexpected Family (过家家)

Next up, we have a listener named Wang Shu Qin.

She's requested "Hometown Love".

Melon seeds.

Peanuts.

What's next?

Melon seeds.

Peanuts.

How did I get here?

Ren!

Ren!

I forgot.

Mangosteen. Medical Record.

Liquor bottle.

Jin, have you had breakfast?

Yes, I did.

Ren!

Ren! Off for a stroll in the park again?

You've been drinking again.

Wait, I'll go with you.

Let me just lock the door.

I can go by myself.

Yes, by myself.

And...

You sing very well.

Keep it down in the future.

Then take it slow.

Wuhan Anti-Fraud Center reminds you prevention means a vigilant mind.

Ren, where are you going?

Stay alert and beware of scams.

Be cautious with unknown calls.

Take your time, Miss.

Give me a second.

Papa Ren.

Thank you, Papa Ren.

Goodbye, Papa Ren.

Ji Qing! Thanks!

Ji Qing, those green jujubes last time were so crisp!

Take care.

The next stop is Wuchang Station.

Passengers departing at Wuchang,

please gather your belongings

and prepare to disembark.

We will soon arrive at Wuchang Station.

Hey, Auntie.

Fan Fan, did you quit your job and run off to Wuhan?

Oh, don't listen to your grandma. She's old and confused.

What's the difference with burial in Wuhan or Guizhou?

Returning home is Grandma's only last wish...

When people die, they're gone.

If living is a struggle, why worry where you're buried?

Running off to Wuhan all alone, how are you gonna live?

Oh, stop worrying about me.

I've had enough of in my hometown.

At worst, I'll earn money in Wuhan!

- Don't worry! - You know Wuhan cemeteries are costly?

Where are you staying in Wuhan?

- Do you have a place to stay? - Just leave me alone!

- Fan Fan... - Melon seeds, peanuts, drinks!

Anyone need anything?

Please keep your hands in.

Melon seeds, peanuts, drinks!

Anyone need anything?

Hello, Dr. Wu.

Papa Ren.

You're here.

Same as usual, we'll do some tests.

- What's today's date? - It's June 1st, Children's Day.

- What day of the week? - Wednesday.

As is customary,

I'll say three objects, and you repeat them.

- Okay. - Melon seeds. Peanuts.

Elephant leg.

Melon seeds, peanuts, elephant leg.

Melon seeds, peanuts, elephant leg.

What's 100 minus 7?

- 93 - And 93 minus 7?

- And 86 minus 7? - 79.

Be honest with me.

Did you secretly study the questions?

No, no, I didn't.

Ask me something harder.

All right.

Okay, you...

Draw the time on a clock for me.

- T-Time? - That's simple, too.

Come on.

What were the three objects I mentioned?

Do you remember?

Peas...

Peas...

Chicken leg.

Don't rush. I'll give you some hints.

Melon seeds.

Melon seeds.

Peanuts.

Peanuts.

And the next one?

What's the next one?

What is it?

Melon seeds, peanuts. What's next?

Melon seeds.

Peanuts.

What's the next one?

What's the next one?

What are you doing? Are you blind?

What the hell are you doing, you idiot?

Hi, are you still hiring here?

Get lost!

- Get lost! - Shut up!

One day, I'll cook you up!

So, are you hiring or not?

Any work experience?

Car washes, food prep,

stockroom, assembly, I've done it all.

Zhu Zi.

- Play the nine of circles. - Why play the nine?

What's your problem?

Do you even know how to play?

A new comer, take this guy to the trial shift.

- Follow me. - You two have no chemistry.

- The nine of circles. - The nine...

Enough with your drama! Cut it out!

Jia.

You're still tricking idiots into working for free?

What do you mean, "trick"?

Young people these days.

They're lazy

and sly as foxes.

They care only about money, not people.

Besides...

This time, I'm really hiring!

Ow, It hurts so much!

Jia, hasn't your arm been in a sling for a year now?

A torn ligament takes three and a half years!

You foreigners don't get it.

How come I remember it being 100 days?

You remembered wrong.

Boss, I've finished washing. Come take a look.

Pretty efficient, huh?

What's your name?

Is this you?

You've aged so much!

Is this your shop?

You folded this paper way too much.

Let's get you registered.

Jia's Group Soars to Glory.

No Challenge. Fear Victory.

Tired, tired, tired. Hard, hard, hard.

Read it vertically.

Fear No Difficulty.

Challenge Difficulty.

Overcome Difficulty.

Are you illiterate?

Oh my goodness.

Do you provide room and board here?

One month probation.

Lunchboxes, as many as you want...

Lodging isn't free during probation.

500 yuan will be deducted from your pay.

The dorm is still under renovation.

Stay in the storage room up front.

Make do with it.

The landlord's an old fella, a real nice guy.

The one upstairs is Auntie Jin, also an old friend.

Xiao Yue is a long-time tenant here.

You'll get to meet them all soon.

- Papa Ren, just changing a light bulb. - You light bulb thief! Get out!

- Papa Ren, I'm installing the bulb! - I got this.

Papa Ren, it's me, Jia!

Get out!

Well, go on then!

- He drank it? - He drank it!

You let him drink again?

It's not like he listens when I tell him not to!

Who's this?

You'll find out, but how can we get in?

Not bad, Su Xiao Yue. You've kept a trick hidden.

I have to survive, don't I?

Well, you could have told me!

Almost threw away that pot yesterday.

Then you might as well let me die!

Papa Ren.

Papa Ren.

- Come in. - Hurry up.

You go ahead of me.

Papa Ren.

Papa Ren.

Jia, why are you holding a stick?

This is a sword.

Papa Ren!

Thief!

Papa Ren.

Papa Ren.

Papa Ren! Don't be like that!

You thief!

Don't come any closer.

We're not thieves!

Papa Ren!

We can see Chinese athlete Ren Zhuang Zhuang

showing up in the holding area.