Main Madhuri Dixit Banna Chahti Hoon

How much longer. . .?

The original Madhuri DiXit takes at least 2 to 3 hours to get ready

So what, if our Madhuri takes. . .

That's because lying next to his wife, he dreams of Madhuri, every night. . .

Madhuri ! Madhuri ! Madhuri. . .

''Hello! ''

''Hello! ''

''So. . . what would you like to listen to?''

''First tell us where you have been''

''I. . .? I've been waiting for someone''

''Who's he?''

''He's the one I love''

''God ! ''

''He's the one I keep pleading with''

''How. . .?''

''This is how''

''One, two, three, four, five, siX, seven, eight, nine. . .''

''ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen. . .''

''for you, I wait, counting every moment I spend''

''Come to me, my love. Spring has arrived''

''On the fourteenth, I received word from you. . .''

''on the fifteenth, you had promised to return''

''You came neither on the fourteenth nor on the fifteenth. . .''

''what did you get out of tormenting my poor heart?''

''On the sixteenth. . .''

''I dressed up only for you''

''Come to me, my love. Spring has arrived''

''For you, I wait, counting every moment I spend''

''Come to me, my love. Spring has arrived''

''What trap are you caught up in. . .?''

''what state have you been in of late. . .?''

''I. . .''

''nowadays. . .''

''wait. . .''

''for the one. . .''

''who shall come to me with all his love''

''Why's your skin glowing. . .? Why're you blossoming. . .?''

''what gives your breath its fragrance?''

''What mischief is this. . .?'' Why has your veil slipped. . .''

''why do you walk so provocatively?''

''I. . .''

''nowadays. . .''

''wait. . .''

''for the one. . .''

''who shall come to me with all his love''

Khilona. . . - What?

This what I call sheer lightning - Oh yes! She's a killer

Shut up! Treat her like your sister

Why? I already have three sisters. You don't have any!

So aren't your sisters like my sisters?

Raja. . .

Chutki wants to see you. - Really. . .?

Chutki. . . you performed so well today. . .

that even the original Madhuri DiXit would get stunned. . .

Listen, Raja. . . - Ya?

Raja, you know me since childhood, right?

Yes. . . I haven't lost my memory yet.

Haven't I helped you out, whenever you've been in trouble?

Whenever you've had a problem, I've helped you out. . .

not the other way around - Your problem or mine. . .

Isn't it one and the same thing? - That's true

Would you bear to see me in trouble?

No way!

When Madhuri DiXit dances in a film, doesn't she have at least. . .

20-30 dancers along with her? - Yes

Won't it be unfair, if I don't even have 3 dancers with me?

Oh yes, very unfair. Even you should have many dancers

But you know what? Meena hasn't come. . .

And only Tanni and Bali are with me

I need one more girl. . . - So what do we do?

Why don't you become the girl. . . - What. . .?

You have to wear the clothes. . . - What. . .? Me?

and just stand there. - No, No, No. . .

What do you mean by No. . .? - What will the villagers say. . .?

I'll feel shy! - So now. . .

where'll I bring one more girl from? - My father will thrash me!

I'll thrash you before that!

''What's beneath the blouse. . .?''

''What's under the veil. . .?''

''In the blouse, beats my heart. . .''

''behind my veil, beats my heart. . .''

Hey! That's Raja !

The tomatoes! Let 'em go!

Sometimes, I just can't tell the difference between you and this monkey

Now tell me! Why did you go to the show? Speak up!

Now he won't say anything ! Just stand there like an idiot!

And yesterday you enjoyed shaking your ass?

I feel like just beating the hell out of you. . .

What are you doing? How can you raise your hand on your grown up son. . .?

Your grown up son is getting a little extra eX cited these days

This is the limit. The son of the village chief, dressed up as a girl !

Ruined my reputation in the whole village!

So what did you do? - I uncovered his face

EXposed him to the entire village. . .

then the crowd threw tomatoes at us

Tomatoes were thrown?

Just sit there and laugh !

What about your own daughter?

Wasn't she dancing. . .

in front of the whole village? And you're just not concerned?

You are getting irritated as if it was a shameful act

Dance is an art form. . . It's been around since the times of the kings. . .

Not an art! It's a disgrace!

You have spoilt this girl

Just me? She's your pet too. . .

My pet. . .? Back off!

You don't understand anything. . .

The whole village treats Chutki with the same affection as we do

Know what? The entire village is talking about you

How do you dance so well? I have tried so many times but. . .

It's not your cup of tea. . . You ordinary girl from Gajrolla !

You mean Chutki is not ordinary? - She was born here by mistake.

She is actually made for Bombay

Bombay. . .? - What if you could go to Bombay. . .?

She'll create a sensation there!

What are you doing here? - Your place is in the world of movies

''Oh ! Our beloved. . .''

''You don't know yourself. . .''

''What you are, what you ARE''

''You'll become Madhuri. . .''

''you've only got to get to Bombay''

''All your dreams will come true. . .''

''one, two, three four. . . - Five, siX, seven, eight! ''

''You'll become Madhuri. . .''

''you've only got to get to Bombay''

Go away! You talk any rubbish !

Hey bangle-seller. . . doesn't our Chutki look like Madhuri?

''I sell bangles, I swear it on them. . .''

''you are no less than Madhuri''

''With your finger pressed between your teeth. . .''

''you remind me of Madhuri''

''When you wave your wrist. . .''

''you remind me of Madhuri''

''Honestly''

''You'll become Madhuri. . .''

''I have only got to get to Bombay''

''All your dreams will come true. . .''

''one, two, three four. . . - Five, siX, seven, eight! ''

''You'll become Madhuri. . .''

Even the way you cough is attractive. - It has ruined the sleep of bachelors

''Even when you're angry, you look like Madhuri. . .''

''oh your plait, you're so mischievous. . .''

''when you roll those eyes. . .''

''you do remind me of Madhuri''

''Every time you smile. . . - you remind us of Madhuri''

''So how can we not say. . .''

''I'll become Madhuri''

''You've only got to get to Bombay''

''All your dreams will come true. . .''

''one, two, three four, five, siX, seven, eight! ''

''You'll become Madhuri''

Hey soothsayer. . . I ook at her palm, will you?

Sure, why not

''It's a unique palm ! ''

''You'll surely make it big in the film industry''

''May my parrot fly away if I'm lying ! ''

''Now, very soon. . . your time is about to arrive''

''My fee! ''

''Sit on your thumb! ''

Hey Chutki. . . - What. . .?

''You're an amazing dancer, you're an amazing singer. . .''

''Me. . .? - Oh yes, you''

''To sullen faces, you bring a smile in a moment''

''Me. . .? - Yes, you''

''Samosa, kachori, pedas, bundi. . .''

''chham-chham, rossogollas, burfis and malai. . .''

''would you like some piping hot jalebis. . .?''

''Or should I send for a cup of hot tea?''

A lot of honey-laced talk!

He must surely have a reason !

''My daughter's getting married. This Sunday evening''

''You will have to dance, you'll also have to sing. . .''

''like Madhuri, you must entertain everyone! ''

My Madhuri sings and dances only in the movies! Not at weddings!

If we offered her money, even she would agree!

So why are you putting on all those airs?

He's right. - You too, Raja?

You make us dance at will, and you have so much of attitude?

Why not? She's the Madhuri of Gajrolla

And who the hell are you?

''You'll become Madhuri. . .''

''you've only got to get to Bombay''

Attention ! Attention ! Ladies and gentlemen ! From today. . .

The 20th century version, of the classic, ''Devdas''. . .

will be shown in the village theater

Along with superstar Shah Rukh Khan. . .

and the sensational Aishwarya Rai. . .

the film also stars the bewitching, and ravishing, Madhuri DiXit

How are you, Paro?

We meet after so many days. . . Won't you even look at me?

For you they may be days, Dev. . .

For me it's been. . . 10 years, 6 months, 4 days and 6 hours

Aishwarya Rai looks so beautiful

''My cruel lover is so heartless. . .''

''he doesn't even know how I pine, he's just a ruthless slaver. . .''

More than half the film is over. When will Madhuri come?

Here comes your Madhuri. Are you happy now?

Chandramukhi

Desist from such ardour Kali Babu. Get too close and you will burn. . .

''Who paints me this emerald?''