Love Flops (恋愛フロップス)

Wait!

Come on! Wakey wakey!

Ow...

It's time to get up, but I could snooze it anyway.

Well?

I got places to be, so hurry up already.

Of course, I want my fee paid in adva-

Don't get so grabby, you clumsy oaf!

Shut up.

Loverin, put the lights on.

Bah. You could at least do that on your own.

All regions of Tokyo will be sunny.

With the cherry blossoms in full bloom, it's shaping up to be a pleasant day.

Expect clear and sunny skies

throughout the day

This is the season where love is in the air!

Up next, today's fortune telling segment.

Over to you, Etoile, our AI fortune teller.

Thanks!

Now, I'll begin.

Did they always have this segment? The fortune for today, April 12, is...

The fortune for today, April 12, is...

Ooh, fabulous!

What a fabulous result!

Today's number one fortune is...

you, born on October 8!

That's my birthday!

Today, you'll have some very exciting encounters.

Your lucky words are...

Corner.

Train.

Staircase.

Cleaning robot.

Dog.

And letter.

That's a lot of words.

It's going to be a fabulous day! That's a lot of words.

Hey, are you still here? You'll be late. But try to avoid easily misconstrued behavior.

Oh no! Is it that time already? But try to avoid easily misconstrued behavior.

Oh no! Is it that time already? Well, see you tomorrow!

Get a move on!

Close the door for me!

Paid upgrade activated!

Am I gonna make the next train?

Why was Loverin rushing me?

I have plenty of time.

I'd better hurry or I'll be late!

Owiee!

I'm so sorry! A-are you all right?

Ow...

E-excuse me!

D-did you see them?

Nope! Not at all!

I didn't see a thing!

I swear, not a single thing!

Thank goodness.

My undies aren't that cute today,

so I'd have been embarrassed if you saw them.

Huh?

Wait! That's not what I mean!

What on Earth am I saying?

Ignore that! Forget I said it!

S-sure.

Oh no! I have to get going!

Sorry for crashing into you.

Bye!

Sure.

Is this hers?

Thank you for using this service.

Can I help you at all?

I want to go to Shinagawa.

Then you need platform 2.

The train on platform 1 is about to depart.

It's pretty empty, huh?

Hey, can't complain about getting a seat.

The doors are now closing.

Wait!

She just barely made it.

Phew.

What a relief!

Why here when it's so empty?!

Wh-what the hell?!

Hey... Could...

Not good! Not good! Not good! Not good!

No... Just five more minutes...

What is wrong with her?! Is she actually still half asleep?!

I can't eat any more...

Wait... It's not what it...

Huh? Where's the enemy?

Was I dreaming?

The doors are now opening.

It wasn't on purpose! You got it all wrong!

Huh?

How did I end up in that mess?

Your lucky words are...

Corner.

Train.

Staircase.

Cleaning robot.

Dog.

No way. Letter.

They've been the opposite of lucky!

There. Nothing happened.

It's just a silly TV fortune teller anyway.

Hey, you!

Stop! Out of the way!

NO!

Ouch. That hurts.

Huh?

NO!

A pervert!

Wait a sec!

Hey!

I know I'm cute, but who'd be so brazenly indecent in broad daylight?!

God, are you punishing me for being beautiful?!

Whatever, just get off me already!

No matter how you slice it, I'm the victim here!

As if.

You're staring at my ass while your nether regions are saying Guten Morgen,

and trying to feign innocence.

H-hey...

Who'd believe that?!

Banan-argh!

You jerk!

I didn't... do anything...

Cleaning mode is active.

Picking up trash. Picking up trash.

Cleaning. Cleaning.

You see that? I avoided the cleaning robot!

Fate's not getting the better of me!

No! Give them back!

Destroying trash. Destroying trash.

Are you broken or something?

What's this?

Huh? What the...?

That's mine!

It's m-my b-b...

What is it this time?

Y-you!

Why'd you take my b-bra?! What are you planning?!

Huh?!

This robot was holding it! That's all!

You hacked that robot to make it steal pretty girls' unmentionables, didn't you?!

As if I could do that!

That robot just bumped into me!

L-liar!

No way would I believe a pervert who steals b-bras!

Like I said...

Hoisting self. Pervert! Pervert! Anyway, give it back!

Pervert! Pervert! Anyway, give it back!

Trash sighted. Pervert! Pervert! Anyway, give it back!

Trash sighted. Okay, okay. Just calm down a second.

Okay, okay. Just calm down a second.

Trash has been sighted.

Collecting. Collecting.

H-hey! I'm not trash!

You! Order it to let me go, right now!

Come on!

Collecting. Collecting.

Aren't you listening?! Come on! Collecting. Collecting.

Aren't you listening?! Come on!

You wicked beast! Sex-crazed demon!

Collecting. Collecting. You wicked beast! Sex-crazed demon!

Walking pillar of immorality!

Collecting. Walking pillar of immorality!

What the hell's going on today?

A dog?

Like this little puppy could do anything to me.

What is it, little buddy? You lost?

Hey...

Help me!

What's this?

Somebody! Please help me!

You there! Help m-

Um... Help me...

Nah.

How mean! I'm begging you!

I don't see it. It's not happening. How mean! I'm begging you!

I don't hear it.

Hey, stop that!

Hey, stop it! Stop!

What a meanie, trying to abandon me. Hey, stop it! Stop!

What a meanie, trying to abandon me.

Wait! No time for that now.

Please! Get this thing off me!

Hey!

Wait... Stop... Don't get any closer...

S-stop... Stop!

What's with this guy?

Is he still alive?

Let's try prodding him.

Run away!

What the hell... am I...

Oh crap! I'm late!

St. Orifanus Academy

Okay! You've learned their names now, right?

Huh? How do I make them disappear?

You showed up pretty late.

I've had a hell of a morning.

What's wrong?