Hart of Dixie

Fancie's has burned and flooded.

$100,000?

No problem.

What's the catch? That you get on

that cruise tomorrow and you don't get off

until you've met the man

with whom you're gonna share the rest of your life.

Lemon's going on a Belles and Bachelors cruise for a month.

Claims she's coming back engaged.

Lemon! Lemon!

George?

No.

No, no, no, no, no!

It's time you knew the truth. I am gay!

You had the guts

to drive across the state to tell me,

so today I'm telling you:

I love you.

We tried to make this work

and it just didn't.

I know that you believe that we don't

have a future together.

I'm not giving up.

Wade! Hello.

Beautiful day, is it not?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's okay.

You, uh... seen Lavon?

Oh, I told him to go to the Butter Stick,

because we needed some alone time.

Zoe...

For breakfast.

It's the most important meal of the day and all.

And...

I made it myself.

You cooked?

Yeah.

I made grits and eggs.

Grits, huh?

Think I'm a little bit afraid.

I can make grits. I'm a trained surgeon.

Well, thanks for making breakfast.

The eggs are, uh, edible, actually.

Well, I am really glad that you like them.

So,

later I heard

that they are screening RoboCop

at the library

and I've never seen it. Robots,

cops... robot cops?

I mean, that sounds pretty great.

Thought we could check it out.

Seriously?

That-That's your move?

RoboCop at the library?

Yes. I told you that I was going to prove to you

that I was serious and that we belong together.

And I am.

With RoboCop?

Yes. With RoboCop.

Well, tempting as that sounds, Doc,

I think I'm gonna have to pass.

And, uh, no offense,

trained surgeon, but...

the grits, uh, they're just, um... not.

Yes, they are.

By all means.

Nice try, Doc.

Good morning!

Honey, I have to go to work.

Are you gonna be okay?

Absolutely.

I love this couch.

You know, sweetie,

you can't hide here forever.

How can I ever face the town,

my mother, the Belles again?

Because you are the bravest person I know.

Your coming out was the most courageous thing

any of us have ever done.

Although, you know,

the timing could've been a little better.

Poor Stanley. Poor Stanley.

Together, you and I

will turn over new leaves,

start fresh and conquer the world!

So come on!

Let's conquer!

Okay?

Um, can we conquer tomorrow?

I have two more

seasons of The L Word to watch.

It has been quite educational.

Tomorrow.

Wade.

Wade, I really have to talk to you, man.

Again?

You're the only one

who knows what happened, okay?

I have to vent to you...

...because otherwise, I might implode.

Look, the thing is, I just can't get over...

...my profound disappointment in him.

George hasn't shown anything for Lemon

but disdain in years.

It's outrageous!

Their affair ended ages ago!

I thought he loved A.B.

He and Lemon had their chance.

Fifteen...

...years. All right?

You don't just give up on that.

She is the...

...one.

The one.

It's Lemon.

It's always been...

Lemon. Look, G.T.

Lavon's your friend.

George is your friend.

Could you please just...

talk to each other?

No! No! He's gonna want me

to back down for him. I'm not gonna back down for him.

Hmm-mm.

Wade, urgent business over here.

Meatball.

Meatball, thank you.

No, thank you.

For letting me crash at your pad?

Please?

Lily Anne kind of broke my house.

Yeah, well, I've been there.

Ha!

Thanks! Okay...

All right.

Grits...

and RoboCop?

Yeah, I don't think anyone

ever realized they loved someone over grits.

Oh!

Even my unborn child is disappointed.

Well, what am I supposed to do?

Make a big romantic gesture.

Like in the movies.

Drive up to Wade's house in a white limo,

climb the fire escape,

and declare your love!

Jump out of a plane!

Run alongside his train shouting his name

while he ships off to fight the Kaiser.

Those might be a little hard

to pull off in BlueBell.

You got any other ideas?

In the wake of BlueBell's first ever

fire at Fancie's,

it's clear that we shouldn't have to wait

for those fatsoes over in Daphne

to come to our rescue anymore.

So I have gathered you,

the smartest, bravest,

most in-shape members of our community,

to come together

to form BlueBell's first volunteer fire department.

Just point me in the direction of the fire.

Can't see with my cataracts.

Uh, actually, that was a mistake.

It... it's an old phone sheet.

So I... Oh. This is ridiculous.

I...

This is Jaysene Charles.

She is an honest to goodness firefighter,

and she is here to train us up.

We got eight weeks

to get your sorry asses in shape

and prove to the county

fire supervisor that BlueBell

has what it takes to receive permanent funding.

You think you can do it?!

Yeah, uh,

will there be a written test?

Will we have to carry heavy stuff?

How much does volunteering pay?

I don't want to slide down any poles.

I got concerns about chafing.

You can do it.

Say it with me.

We can do it!

We can do it.

- Again! - We can do it.

You know, she's scary, but kind of hot.

Dibs.

Shoot. I was gonna call that.

Now I'm gonna pair you up.

Your partner is your lifeline.

Okay, you with you: big guy, little guy.

You two.

No. Uh-uh.

Uh, we're... No, that is a bad idea.

Is there a problem?