Killing Eve

- There's been another kill. - His name was Zhang Wu.

He was a Chinese colonel visiting Berlin.

Take off your clothes.

Murdered during a very specific...

He liked having his balls clamped.

Suspect a Caucasian woman in her mid-20s.

She's investigating your work.

I want you to watch her.

- I need to know who she meets. - Jin?

I don't know anything about Colonel Zhang.

Promise you won't be naughty.

I promise I won't be naughty.

Where's my bag?

I'm on her tail, we're moving through Cassiopeia.

Call me. I don't want to lose eyes on her.

Think of this as a friendly, little mole trap.

I thought no one knew about this department.

Not this department. Just you.

She said her name was Eve Polastri.

I'm in a club called Funkeln.

She's here somewhere.

Bill!

Please be seated.

Shit.

Here.

Thank you.

Please, please.

Oh, God, no.

I've worked with Bill for over 10 years.

I am honored to be speaking here today

on behalf of his colleagues, who I can say...

really, really liked him.

I think we can all agree that Bill was a very loud man.

He was a good man...

patient...

hard-working.

A man who had time for everybody.

No, he didn't.

I think most of that was really reserved for his family.

In that sense, I-I would say Bill was...

truly a traditional man.

Apart from perhaps his, uh, methods of...

...of, uh, team leadership,

which could really be only described as...

individual, to say the least.

For example, we know how much Bill liked

- his biscuit Wednesdays. - Shh.

I'd be lucky if I got a chocolate finger

by lunch, but...

uh...

But in his heart, see, he was a generous man.

And, uh, he was deeply loved and admired...

so let's not forget that.

Everyone's gonna think I'm the other woman.

Oh, they all think that anyway.

Sorry. I'm bad with grief.

I know.

I'll be fine for like two years,

and then I'll have a complete breakdown about this.

When are his family told the truth?

No one is ever allowed to know the truth.

Mugged in a club at 61. What a hero.

Jesus.

So, what do you wanna do now?

I want to kill her.

With my bare hands.

Villanelle?

What are you doing?

Happy birthday!

- It's not my birthday. - Dance with me!

- Turn the music off. - Dance with me!

What are you doing?

Okay, lift me. Lift me.

- No, I have a bad shoulder. - Lift me.

No!

Turn this music off.

I was just trying to do

something nice for your birthday.

- It's not my birthday. - So, tell me when it is!

- We need to talk. - Oh.

Okay.

Can we go somewhere with no balloons?

- Mm. - Good.

You are being very nice.

I've been excited to see you.

Really?

Or is it because you know I'm angry?

Very angry.

Whoa! Thank you.

These are very cool.

One more! Oh.

Konstantin.

Villanelle.

Sure?

So, it's not Eve Polastri?

Do you think I don't know everything?

As for a partner...

He was following me.

He was off limits.

So I don't think I can trust you anymore.

If you can't play alone,

you have to play with your little brothers and sisters.

Your next job.

This will tell you where to meet them.

You won't work alone again.

Open it.

Please.

For your daughter.

Did you think I don't know anything?

Welcome to England.

I'm so excited to see the Siberian chiffchaff.

Unlikely.

They haven't been seen since 2009.

Hmm.

Do I get one of these...

things?

You're a little late.

Well, I had to make a delivery.

- When is the kill? - Tomorrow.

You're excited?

Where are we going to sleep tonight?

There's a cushion.

We take turns.

Stand well away from the edge of platform two.

The approaching train is not scheduled

to stop at this station.

I'm gonna do a thing behind a bush.

Oh.

Your hair's grown.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

No fighting in the car!

She's a friend!

Are you?

You want some stew?

No.

Wine or...

No. No, thank you. I'm okay.

What?

What?

I'm sorry to bring this up now.

But you're not being honest with me.

About Bill.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Really?

He was a friend, okay? Please don't make this all about...

How did he die?

I want you out of this.

If you value your life, our life, you will.

I know you think you're honoring Bill,

but you looked me in the eye, and you told me

there was absolutely no risk...

Please don't tell me... I just care.

I know you care about me.

We all know you care about me.

Sometimes I think it's all you have!

God, I...

You don't have to apologize.

Oh, your suitcase came back from Berlin.

It was on the doorstep.

I'll leave the stew out.

So? What's the history?

Hmm?

Well, you keep it out of my car.

Only happy things in the car.

Okay?

Baby...

pass me a thing.

Who is the target?

We don't know yet.

You don't know who our target is?

We'll be told on arrival.

We just know we're here to kill a member

of the British intelligence services.

- Eve, can we just talk, please? - Get out!

Get out!

There's a perfume called La Villanelle

and about 5 grand's worth of clothes.

What type of clothes?

Expensive clothes.

Amazing clothes. All my size.

Jesus Christ. No. Don't open it.

We don't want any further contamination.

It's not good that she knows where you live.

Yeah, well,

don't write your address on your suitcase

that gets stolen by a psychopath.

I want you to get the whole thing

fast-tracked with forensics.

Get any DNA checked and cross-referenced

with the other crime scenes.

I also want you to check any stores in Berlin

who stock these clothes. There's German tags.

And then contact the stores

and see if you can find any security footage.

So, we are going to keep going?

Yes. We are going to keep going.

Okay, good, because I found a...

Don't you think that maybe you should take some time to...

I mean, maybe you shouldn't go to the office yet.

We're going.

Eve, I need to tell you...