Derelict

There you go darling

I didn't know what to get you, so I didn't get you anything.

- Oh, thanks. - I'm joking, I'm joking.

Of course I'm I gonna get you a present

It's alright! You're allowed to jump in, Come on!

You're not driving again are you?

- Somebody here has just passed her exams.

She's so clever, she's so beautiful!

- Does that mean you're paying? - Uh, no

Oh wow!

- Do you like it? - Oh, I love it!

- Serious? - I love it, thank you

- Ooh, first time, you see that? First time.

That's before she had all her teeth fall out, because she's an old lady

- So, Dad, if you could just put the kettle on we're on our way home.

- Love you so much, happy birthday.

Please leave your message after the tone.

Hi Abi, it's Rose.

Um, I wish you'd return my calls

No. Yeah, no. I'll just be one second. Okay. Yeah. Sorry.

Uh, anyway, um, I know it's, I know it's been hard for you,

but I, I need to talk to you

Just call me back. Okay?

It's important.

Please.

- Abi? - Yeah?

Morning

Uh, you got any, any coffee or anything?

No.

look, I need to, um, get to work and stuff so...

I'll, uh, I'll see myself out.

I'll give you a call

Yeah

- Abi? - Yeah?

- You Okay? - Fine, Dad.

Fucking nonce!

I told you!

He's on your name

you suggested him, you fuckin' sort it

You always fuckin' do this, you always fuckin' do this shit!

- I tell you, every time it's your responsibility

- What the fuck, I wasn't even fuckin' here

Hey, hello darlin',

- How are you? - Oh, come on, don't be like that.

- Come on, you third floor slut, you know you want it

I'll give you a KitKat, all four fingers!

Ten minutes... fuckin' hell!

- She'll fuckin' get it, she'll get it too

- Abi? - Yeah?

It's you.

Lovely to see you too.

What are you doing here?

Are you following me?

Please!

I'm here for the same reason as you.

It's 10 years to the day.

It's so...

I dunno,

Hard for me to get my head around, I suppose.

To think his life ended in...

All this squalor.

It's good to see you sis.

He'd have liked that.

Abi, we need to talk.

Please!

- Now's not a good time. - It never is!

You don't visit...

You don't take my calls.

It's like you don't even care.

They're letting him out!

You do know that, don't you?

The one who survived.

Abi answer me!

Talk to me!

Abi!

Please!

Don't make me do this on my own!

Oh! Hey! Hello baby girl

Move!

Move?

How about you move us?

Mmm, that's right...

If you wanna pass, you're gonna have to, I dunno...

Pay the toll.

What's the toll?

The toll is...

a nice juicy blowjob

Or you can let me fuck you up your arse.

How about...

You get your little mini-me's here to sort you out

What's this? Oh!

Does it mean something? Hmm?

Who d'you think you're fucking talking to? Hmm?

How 'bout I break your face?

Say one more word. Go on. Say one more word

What the fuck? You dirty, shit cunt!

Come on! Come on out!

Fucking arsehole!

Throw a bottle at me!

- It says these aren't for pussies, right?

I'm going to give you a whole one anyway.

I should probably only do half, but...

It'll be fun.

- You're having a whole one. - Thank you

And I'm having a whole one.

I think you'll enjoy 'em.

- Eugh. - Yeah, they don't taste great

-But then... you're not eating them for the taste

Right!

- In an hour's time be the least of your worries.

An hour?

- Yeah. You see it's gotta get... in you first.

Gotta get the juices out of there.

- I see. Yeah. - Alright. Yeah.

- It's a great day for it. - Yeah

We're gonna enjoy it.

Trust me on this man.

Okay.

Dude, imagine if a train just kind of came through here now.

- On these tracks? - Yeah.

- Well, you know they're abandoned, right?

- Oh yeah, just imagine a train, a train coming through.

- Comes from behind? - Behind, in front.

- Oh well obviously I'll back flip over it.

- Okay. - Yeah.

I'd jump in the air, triple somersault, land on the other side.

Take my bow

Shit, that sounds so majestic.

Well, you know me.

I'll push you out the way first, of course

Of course!

My hero.

Uh, wait

Let's go round

Are you sure?

Yeah, it'll be fun

Mum?

Hey.

I got your meds.

Oh, thanks love.

Some tea downstairs for you.

Mum... what's he doing here?

Don't be like that.

Only just got here.

He's, uh, he's different this time.

That's what you always think.

- After last time, he cleared us out.

Matty, Matty

I know how you feel about him, but he's your brother.

Family's family, love.

How would you feel if it was you and I turned you away?

Go on, your tea's getting cold.

He's dying to see you, you know?

Matty...

Tell him to come and see me when you're done.

Don't forget to turn the oven off.

Okay.

Well? You gonna sit down?

I have to admit, I've had warmer welcomes.

Do you wanna blanket?

- Oh, could you? That'd be swell.

What are you doing here?

To see my little brother

What?

You're not happy to see me? Huh?

I don't get a smile?

- Just a little smile - Ewan, Ewan!

- What's this? - Ewan stop it!

- You got some ball bag fluff going on there.

- Congratulations on becoming a real man.

Alright, alright!

Good to see you

So when did you get out?

Uh, a few weeks ago

- A few weeks? Where have you been?

- Oh, you know, here and there. Mostly there.

Bit of in, bit of out.

A lot of in and out!

- Here, smell my fingers! - Aw, fuck off

- Jesus, gotta fucking smell his fingers!

Oh God!

Fuckin' love you.

So, uh, who was that?

Who?

- The kid I saw you hanging around with.

Who? James. He's um...

He's my mate.

Looked like a batty boy to me.

What?

- You two packin' fudge together, are ya?

Christ!

Soon as I turn my back, blink of an eye,

there's you taking it up the shitter

She wants to see you

You had your tea?

Need to get some meat on your bones,

Bet you haven't been eating properly again, have you?

Come sit down here

You alright?

What do you want?