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Ice cream.
Oh, why must we eat this vanilla bean slurry?
It's so cold and gross.
Well, if you don't finish your ice cream
then there will be no vegetables for any of you.
What? No vegetables?
You cannot do that!
Vegetables are only for people who eat their ice cream.
Oh, do I have to eat the cherry?
Yes, and the whipped cream, and the chocolate syrup,
and the nuts too, young lady. Every last bit.
Ugh!
I see what you're doing.
Pushing that ice cream around so it looks like you ate some.
- It's not gonna work. - No fair.
I don't want any more dessert.
I want vegetables right now!
No vegetables until your bowls are empty. Simple as that.
Fine.
- Ugh! - Ugh.
Ugh!
Okay, let's see those bowls.
Very good.
I hope you saved room for...
That was so good.
The collard greens were the exquisite.
And those sweet, sweet potatoes. Mmm.
I do love me some good vegetables.
Titans, it's time for bed.
Bed time's not for an hour, dude.
Have you all forgotten?
Tonight is daylight saving time.
Who is the dastardly villain
from whom daylight must save the time?
No, Star.
Daylight saving time is the completely pointless practice
of adjusting our clocks one hour forward
during the summer months
so that the sun stays up an hour longer in the evening.
Then in the fall, we set our clocks back an hour.
Hence the terms "spring forward"
and "fall back."
Oh, man, one less hour to sleep tonight?
Daylight savings time is the worst.
It's actually "daylight saving time."
That's what I said.
No, you said, "Daylight savings time."
It's "daylight saving time."
I don't hear the difference.
Listen closely.
Daylight saving time.
Exactly as friend Cyborg said it.
No, daylight saving time. Saving!
Yeah, daylight savings time. That's what I said.
We just keep saying the same thing.
No! You are saying "savings"! It's not "savings"!
It's singular! Saving!
A daylight saving time!
Oh, you means dayslights saving times.
My concern remains with the lost time
that must be saved by the daylights.
It's not really lost.
The clock just leaps forward
between 2:00 a.m. and 3:00 a.m.
The hour must go the somewhere, Robin.
The hour doesn't go anywhere. It's an hour.
Yo, you know what? I bet a farmer took it.
Oh, yeah, farmers.
Wasn't daylight savings time their idea?
That's a common misconception.
Farmers have nothing to do with daylight saving time.
Oh, yeah, they do.
Those dirty farmers.
You know what? They probablys wanna steal our time
and ruin our sleeps because we eats up
all the vegetables they grows on their farms.
Of course.
That must be why the daylight must save the time.
Because of the farmers.
Farmers are not ruining our sleep schedules
because we eat their vegetables!
Friends, I have just realized. It is the night time.
And so it will be impossible for daylight to save the time.
She's right, there's no daylight at night time.
Guys, you're taking the phrase too literally.
If daylight is not here to save the time,
then I will take up the duty.
We're with you, Star.
Ain'ts no farmers gonna get up in here.
The time is about to spring the forward.
What?
It went from 1:59 to 3:00.
I can't believe it!
The clocked skipped of the 2:00
and went directly to the 3:00!
I'm freaking out!
It happened right under our noses!
Guys, most clocks adjust
for daylight saving time automatically.
Oh, yeah, then how do you explain this?
What? A messy room?
This place is always a mess.
I thoughts you was a detective, fool!
This is a crime scene.
Mmm-hmm.
I thinks I sees what's going on here.
That dirty farmer came in here through that ceiling vent.
As a farmer is wont to do.
And that's when he grabbed my dude Two O'Clock.
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