Amit Sahni Ki List

People give all sons of advice.

Some say listen to your heart.

Some say use your brains.

Some say put an item song in your film.

If you listen to everyone... you could end up like this.

Hi, I am Amit Sahni.

Sorry for showing you my dead face.

Actually...l am going to do something that might get me killed.

Iam not committing suicide.

Before you think I have a sad story behind me...

...like Mom ran away and Dad died, let me tell you...

...l actually come from a very normal family.

Dad is a retired bank manager.

He reads the newspaper all day.

From Punjab Kesari to Economic Times...

...he reads every1hing.

You might notice one thing. Dad doesn't speak much.

And you'll soon know the reason behind it.

Mom. She's the reason...

Dad doesn't get to say much.

Mom thinks she's very cool.

She loves using lingo!

You know what I mean?

BFN. BRB. LOL etcetera.

Mom's started worrying about my marriage before her own marriage.

And everyday she sits on the swing and makes all her calls.

Rajni?

You mean Mrs. Khosla's daughter?

She's such a BTM She keeps fasts and all thatl!

BTM, that means 'a wannabe'

And this is Push.

Short for Pushkar.

My third rate friend since third grade.

He thinks he is a master chef, but...

hmm!

So that was my more-or-less normal family

And a borderline abnormal friend.

And even in my personal life, things were... good.

I had everything that showed that IMS.

That is 'I Am Set'.

Car.

Credit Card.

Condo.

My perfect house with my latest gadgets.

And along with that a blowing job.

I mean a mind-blowing job.

Sorry! Sorry! Mind-Blowing!

Hey, Amit.

Great job on the Epsilon Deal.

Thanks, Arjun.

That's my boss, Arjun.

He's haPPY-

I recently closed a deal

which increased the number of zeros in his bank account.

Oh wait, that's right. I am... an investment banker.

And I am bloody good at it.

Now you must be thinking when every1hing isjust so perfect...

Where is the conflict in the story?

Hello - Have you lost your way?

Have you wandered off your path?

For Rs. 74.95 you can have our new GPS service Navistar

Know Your Way. - Boss!! I am not lost okay? I know my way.

So I request you to please go... your way!

These telemarketers have made this an an

to call at exactly... exactly the wrong time.

But that's not the conflict I was talking about.

Yeah, good. Okay?

Sachin... Sachin...

ls it necessary to wear this jersey? It doesn't even fit me properly.

Piya, real fans always wear jerseys.

Yaay...

To Sachin's century.

Oh...

Well he got out in the 90's four times this year.

Twice at 99!

They are praying for him.

Here we go again!

This time he smashes it.

It been takenl! He goes for 99!

Third time this year. Sachin Tendulkar caught behind...for 99!!

God, Amit. It's not the end of the world.

Piya, I think we should stop seeing each other.

What?

You've no interest in cricket nor in Sachin.

I always knew this, but I thought you would change yourself.

Obviously, that hasn't happened, let's move on.

Amit, you want to breakup with me for this stupid reason?

You know how much I love you... - This is not a stupid reason!

Sachin Tendulkar is not a stupid reason!

Look around.

Everyone was sad when Sachin got out.

From inside. But you were pretending from outside!!!

What should I do, if not pretend?

You know I don't like cricket. Heck! I don't even understand cricket!

But I did all this for you.

You asked me to wear this oversized jersey and I did.

What? But that's not what I want, alright.

Then what do you want, Amit?

I want someone who likes...what I like.

Goodbye you freak.

Piya!

I knew you would stop me, Amit.

Actually, I wanted the jersey...

So if you could just...lt's special.

Thanks.

So...l broke up with Piya.

Piya, who?

Piya my girlfriend, last 3 months.

That means you were still with her?

Oh, congratulationsl!

Let's party?

I was worried about you.

I can finally change your name back to Amit. On my phone.

Hello, Amita Sahni.

With a name like Push... - Hey, don't misjudge my name...

There's a history behind my name. It's... lt's...royal.

Royal my a”

Your mom told me the story.

When you were to be born

you were not willing to pop out.

So after being told to "Push, push, push" for 3 days...

...she named you Pushkar.

It's Push! Okay Push.

Why do I come here?

You're my friend. I want to talk to you about my breakup.

I want to talk about my feelings, but...

Oooh...feelings.

I broke up with my girl friend because she didn't like Sachin, alright!

She doesn't like Sachin?

And you're breaking up with her

because she doesn't like Sachin. - Yes.

You're QaY-

Seriously.

You see, you see, we're touching... DAMN!!

It is very important to marry the right girl.

Marriage?!

Who are you?!

Where is my friend?! What have you done to him?!

All I am saying is...l am ready man!!

To settle down.

I want to find the right girl.

And how will you find this 'right girl'?

I have a list.

List.

To understand this logic we will have to travel back in time a bit.

You...you are the one... My heart says you are all mine...

"Natasha..." - Amit, please stop! Please stop!

You are my heart...

Look, I am sorry! Alright, I am sorry!

Look, I have made a list. Okay.

100 reasons why Amit loves Natasha.

100, I love the way you giggle when we watch Tom and Jerry.

99, I love your ears. Amit... It's... - It's over between us.

Okay, I've been trying to tell you for long time.

No, please... No...no...no...look

I am sorry, alright. I am sorry! I said I was sorry, please... Please... please...

Please, please don't leave me. I can't be alone. Please don't.

Nobody will ever love you like I love you. Alright. Please.

Amit, I love Sid.

I mean, between the two of you, look at him and look at you. He is so cool!

He's in a rock band!!

And, you know when he touches me... - Hang on.

Sid Cutto!

Hey, what's up? -You and him...

How could you?

You...!!

As special as your first love is,

...first heart-break is just as painful.

I would never let any girl break my heart again.

I was going to make a list...

Through which I would find myself the perfect girl.

So that there won't be another Natasha in my life.

So you made a list. And that too because of her.

Buddy...

No, no, no, no...hang on.

Even you have a list. - Really?

Yes. Don't believe me?

Let's try.

Decent or indecent?

Indecent.

Lips or hips? - Hips.

Beauty or bounty? - Bounty.

Mind or behind? - Behind?

You may not have written it down but you have a list too.

And I will definitely find the girl of my list.

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

So from now on I will just... - Swim.

Fish.

This is so yummm! - See, I told you.

The fish here is the best in the world.

This is fish heaven.

Everyone dies to come here.

You're so funny.

She's so cute, right?

Her name is Pinky.

And Pinky is a pilot.

I know what you're thinking. Don't worry, I have already checked.

Observe.

I love Sachin.

Pinky loves Sachin.