Night Harvest

- I believe it was the summer of '58

when we found that horror in the cornfield.

It was my girl, Arlette only daughter who saw him.

Daddy.

Daddy.

What the hell is it, girl?

The woods.

- Where he come from exactly nobody could say.

What in tarnation?

Could've been the pits of hell

for all the trouble he brought me.

Get back to the house, Arlette.

Who is he, Daddy?

Get!

Something was wrong with him all right.

Local boy said he was a madman.

Some retard maniac from the families living in the hills.

Needless to say, we banded together,

Buc-ee and Ross Buechler.

Listen, you ugly as all hell goddamn son of a bitch,

you step put back on my farm

and I'll have Ross here cut off your God fucking balls

and force feed 'em to you.

And he ain't bluffing.

And don't come back!

Well that turned out to be a bad fucking idea.

Cocksucking hillbilly bitch came back.

Arlette.

I never should have left her alone in that house.

No guns, Buc-ee.

Killing him quick is too good for what he'd done.

I'm first.

You son of a bitch.

This is for Arlette.

My little girl.

You took her from me.

Three days we kept him out there in the woods.

Three glorious days I took my revenge on that rotten dog.

Made him pay every way I knew how.

And Buc-ee,

he really did get to force feed him with his own balls.

You son of a bitch.

It was Buc-ee's idea to put that pumpkin on his head.

Said he'd blend in with the other scarecrows that way

and we'd draw less attention to what we'd done.

That was October 31st

we left him to rot in that forest

and it was from that day that land changed,

now right up from the roots, evil grew.

- No, Corey, you're supposed to have an open mind.

Let your consciousness go on a spiritual journey.

My mind is as open as it goes, baby.

No you're not.

You're trying to roll a joint.

That's how we doing it.

Uh-huh, okay, so pick a card then.

No, you're not supposed to.

Just pick whichever one's closest you ass.

You're supposed to let yourself

be guided towards the card.

I was guided to the nearest one.

Okay.

Well you pulled the emperor upright.

- Which emperor? - Which means

you have unexpressed emotions.

No.

- Disharmony. - No.

Goals that remain unfulfilled.

- No. - Dammit.

Corey, are you thinking about

how these things might apply to you?

Just tell me my future already.

These don't tell you the future.

It's tarot.

You're supposed to apply your own thoughts

and meanings onto the cards.

- Can't we just smoke this pot together and make out?

No, we are on vacation.

But Amber.

Now we have to do this all over again.

- No. - Mm-hmm.

- Again. - You know what?

And actually I'm gonna do my own reading.

Ready?

I'm pulling a card.

Card is fuck you

because you're not playing this with me.

- What? - Yeah.

Damn.

And I'm not playing with you.

- That's fucked up. - You're fucked up.

All right? - Okay.

So open up your mind

and get spiritual without drugs.

- Hey Kristen, you don't mind if I smoke in here, do you?

We're on vacation, aren't we?

Yes we are.

Just a little vacation, huh?

That's all this is.

Going away for this weekend

that's all anybody needs to know.

I just wanna know why we had to leave

in such a hurry, you know?

Only asking 'cause I care about you, Kris.

I trust you obviously.

I don't really know your brother.

You don't need to.

He's my family.

Right.

- Just know there's nothing I wouldn't do for him.

Yeah, that's what worries me.

This lighter is broke as hell.

Hey Chase, man, you got a light?

Sorry, Gabby got me to quit.

Goddamn this piece of shit.

Yes baby, I knew you had some more life in you.

- Nathan, get over here, I wanna read your cards.

Corey, move.

What you reading?

Oh, I picked it up at the case.

And it's more interesting than us.

Don't answer that, Nathan.

She ask questions, but they're traps.

You know these books about sex

and violence are corrupting the minds of our generation.

It's about a group of teens

that go on a vacation in the mountains

and they get lost and a maniac kills 'em all.

Oh, a maniac, that's fucking cool, man.

- You know Kristen described you as cute, younger brother,

but I'm getting aura of psychopath right now.

What's this?

She gonna tell you your future.

Ouch.

- Okay, think about something you want answers on,

something that's been troubling you.

Have something?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Now pick whatever card you gravitate towards.

Choose wisely.

I don't know nothing about no tarot,

but that shit right there ain't good.

So what am I gonna die?

- No, no, it doesn't actually symbolize dying.

It's a symbol of change.

A part of your past, coming to an end

and something new beginning.

Does that mean anything to you?

Nathan?

Hey, Nathan.

Nathan? - Oh.

Yeah, I guess it does.

Okay, so pick another card.

So this is your dad's RV, huh?

Foster dad.

Right.

And he just lets you take it.

Sort of.

Kristen, he does know we got it, right?

Uh, yeah, he knows.

Shit.

Hold on, babe.

Kristen, the hell you doing?

Are you crazy?

Kristen, pull over! - Hold on.

What the fuck, Kristen?

I, I can't stop.

Just hold on. - Kristen, stop.

- (chattering) In pursuit of stolen vehicle.

Alpha echo 9015.

Hold on, we gotta go fast.

Just pull over.