The Baltimorons

Ah...

There.

Okay.

Two, one.

Really?

How did the meeting go?

Pretty well.

I, uh, was trying to make change

in the donation basket, and I only had a 20,

so I was trying to get 17 back.

Three bucks I thought was enough.

But, yeah, the lady who was

speaking was like, "Seriously, man?"

- Because she thought

you were stealing from the donation basket.

-Oh, I think I was just being too noisy, that's all.

She didn't think I was stealing.

So, yeah, that's all that happened.

That is...

I think --

I think -- I think that's all that kind of happened.

Hmm.

-Nothing at all seemed to be cool.

-What's in your mouth? -I'm just having a chip.

-What is that? -Nothing. Nothing.

What is that? Let go, let go.

I don't wanna hurt your teeth. Let go, let go.

Six months?

Just a little chip.

This is a big chip.

Six months in a row.

Well, I'm really proud of you.

This is a really big step.

-Thank you. Yeah, it's half a year.

-I am so -- -Oh, gee. Oh, wow. Drunk driver!

That isn't a funny joke.

-I know. That's not funny at all.

-You haven't been a drunk driver for six months.

Yeah, no, we can definitely work on your timeline.

It was Cliff's dad's house, so it's empty.

Yeah. Yeah. I wanna completely gut it.

Awesome. I -- I'll talk to you soon, hon.

Okay, bye.

So that was Timmy's cousin's friend, Hunter.

And he's not a contractor yet, but I think that's a good thing.

-Yeah. No, that's -- -That would be cheaper.

-That's really, really great. -Yeah.

That's a good move.

W...

W-Why is he saying, "See you tonight?"

I have no idea. It's nothing.

-Why is Marvin texting you about a show?

It's nothing.

-What are you all doing out there?

You coming in or not?

-Hey, Ms. McIntyre, we're coming in right now.

Okay? We're just gathering our wares.

Seriously, it's nothing.

I made my mom's world famous

sweet potato casserole for you.

-We already have my sweet potato casserole, but thank you.

You're welcome.

-Hey, Mom, can you actually just give us one -- one minute.

What is going on? -Nothing. Seriously.

Marvin is doing this

Christmas Eve pop-up comedy show,

and I've told him several times, I'm not doing it.

-But why is he texting you, "See you tonight?"

-I don't know. I've told him twice now, I'm not doing it.

-Brittany. I need help with the crab balls.

-Yeah, we're -- I'm -- I'm coming.

Remember you promised me, no more alcohol,

no more comedy shows.

-Yes. Don't wanna do a show tonight.

All right? -Here they go again.

Are you being straight with me?

-Yes, 100% I'm being straight with you.

-Are you sure? -All right? Yes. I'm not lying.

I do not -- -It's in the past.

-I do not wanna do a comedy show, I really don't.

All right? Look. Where's my phone?

Here. Hold that. I will show you.

I've texted him twice now. See?

And I'm gonna text him again, "I'm not doing the show."

Okay? -I am -- I'm sorry.

-All right? Here we go. -I'm sorry. I just --

I thought -- -Yeah. Merry Christmas.

No, I don't wanna do it.

-I was worried you were backsliding or something.

Merry Christmas. -Oh, Merry Christmas.

-Ohh! Oh, oh! -Oh, my God.

My God. -Cliff, what just happened?

-Mm. God. -What did you just do?

Ow.

Ohh. -Oh, my God.

-Uh-oh. -What? Holy shit.

Ew!

-Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.

Hello? Hey. H-Hi.

Is this the dentist?

Yes. Um, are you open?

'Cause I've tried a bunch of you guys, and you're not.

Okay. I'll be there. Where are you located?

Hello? Hello? Ow. Ow.

Come on.

You can stop that now.

-Sorry. Oh, are you the -- are you a dentist?

-I am. -Great.

Do you need this? -Hang on to it, will you?

Okay.

Hard to get a dentist nowadays.

-It's Christmas Eve. -Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

Oh.

Is that your family?

Oh, no. Have I messed up your Christmas?

Just sign these two forms.

Yeah. All right.

Should I come back there? -Yeah, let's go.

Okay -- Ow.

Uh... What's the needle situation?

-The situation is that we use needles.

Uh, is there any way we can work around that?

Well, it can't hurt any more

than what's going on in there right now.

Sit.

I'll just hang this up for you.

Sorry.

I put my napkin on for you.

-Lovely. All right, lean back. Open your mouth.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that?

-It's just a topical, it's gonna numb you for the needle.

Ow! -I'm sorry. A-Are you okay?

Yeah. You're hardly gonna feel anything.

You're a big strong guy. -Okay. I know it's stupid.

Just do it, all right? I...

Ah, ah.

Mm. -Keep that there.

Oh...ah...

How we doing?

Better. A little better.

Can we -- Can we just use the topical?

That's not gonna cut it.

Okay. Open your mouth.

Hello?

Huh?

Ha! Aha!

How?

How?

Hey.

How? Ah.

-You feel that? You should be really numb.

I don't feel anything.

Did that big thing go in my mouth yet?

-It sure did. -Oh, my God.

-All right. This is temporary filling.

You will not feel it at all.

-It's like a construction site in there, huh?

-Shh-shh-shh. -

Okay. Please keep quiet.

-Like men at work. Sorry. Sorry. Women at work.

Oh, actually...

people at work.

Open.

-Oh, little party light, huh?

Oh, party's over.

-You need to keep your mouth dry, so if you keep talking,

I'm gonna have to put a muzzle on you.

-All right, I'm just gonna look in here again

and see if everything looks just great.

Wow.

Look at her go.

-It's nice. -Yeah. It's nice.

-Yep. -Yep.

We did good.

Wow.

You're so pretty.

You're on nitrous, buddy.

-Doesn't mean you're not like a superhero.

A super pretty hero. Super pretty woman hero.

-All right, I'm putting in the spacer.

For real? Come on man.

Ah, okay.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

You smell nice. You smell very nice.