Prison Playbook (슬기로운 감빵생활)

" PRISON PLAYBOOK "

OCTOBER

It's the first match between Kia Tigers versus Nexen Heroes.

It looks like they'll be switching pitchers.

KIM JE-HYEOK

He's finally up.

Je-hyeok.

KIM JE-HYEOK

" PRISON PLAYBOOK "

Did you put the coins in?

Oh, right.

15 BALLS FOR 1,000 WON

That idiot.

I'm sorry.

Goodness.

INSERT 500 WON COINS ONLY

HE'S SMART WHEN IT COMES TO BASEBALL BUT NOT SO MUCH IN REAL LIFE

She's a grown-up.

I'm sure she's fine.

I can't believe you've never been to your sister's new place.

Are you almost there?

I can't hear you.

Are you there yet?

Yes, I'm here.

Send me a photo to prove it.

And see if she has enough food in the fridge.

I wonder if she even manages to do her laundry.

Moving on to the next story.

I'm sure you remember the Kim Je-hyeok case

that recently made headlines in the news.

He was charged with assaulting Choi,

who had attempted to sexually assault his sister.

Kim Je-hyeok's first sentencing hearing will be held this afternoon

at Seoul Western District Court.

Probation is most likely as his action was in self-defense.

However, with the victim suffering serious injuries,

all eyes are on the court's final judgment.

Depending on the ruling...

KIM JE-HYEOK

Yes, I'm at the gate.

Hey, this is bad. There are too many reporters here.

Let's take my car. It's parked by the adjacent building.

All right.

Are you ready? Come down quickly.

-Okay. -Gosh, they're unbelievable.

BASEBALL PLAYER KIM JE-HYEOK ON TRIAL TODAY

EXPERTS EXPECT PROBATION

KIM JE-HYEOK

You have a delivery, Mr. Kim.

I'll pick it up later, sir.

It's abalone, so you'd better eat it soon.

I'll be back before dinner. I'll get it then.

MR. RYU COME DOWN NOW, YOU SLOWPOKE

FIRST TRIAL

DEPART TO THE STATES

Je-hyeok.

Call the press for me.

What?

Why?

To tell them about a garbage truck that costs 300 million won.

What's with the mess?

Isn't it too cold to eat ice cream in the winter?

No.

It's delicious.

Forget it.

You probably don't even know that it's winter or that it's cold.

You're so frustrating.

Hey, when are you going to take me here?

You said that they give you a table right away.

You know what? Why don't we go after the trial?

I have a meeting with the team owner.

Let's go tomorrow.

Will you look out the window at least? How can you be so dry?

Gosh.

Look outside. It's supposed to snow a lot today.

But it's nice out.

I know.

Do you have sunglasses?

A nice pair.

What's this?

You're fast only when it comes to things like that.

Mr. Ryu.

Are you sure this isn't you?

"Gocheok Sniper."

Are you out of your mind? Why would I stalk you?

-He's not a stalker. He's my fan. -He might as well be a stalker.

There's a rumor that he's an official scorer for KBO. Be careful.

It's a dangerous world out there with tons of lunatics.

Charge your phone.

You'll get a lot of calls today.

It's okay. 15 percent should be enough.

Suit yourself.

It's such a nice day.

How could it snow?

No way.

That phrase can trip people up.

KIM JE-HYEOK'S 2015 GAME ANALYSIS

KIM JE-HYEOK NAMED NUMBER 1

A RECORD OF 500 STRIKEOUTS

Kim Je-hyeok's first sentence will be delivered today.

Perhaps that's why many of our listeners requested this song.

It's Kim Je-hyeok's walk-up song chosen by his fans.

It's "Time to Say Goodbye" by Sarah Brightman.

KIM JE-HYEOK AND THE MLB NEXEN INTERVIEWS

GOCHEOK SNIPER

This song is being played everywhere today.

Are we there yet?

Yes, we just need to get through that tunnel.

We're almost there.

Hey, that tunnel is very long. I bet it's the longest in Seoul.

It'll take us more than an hour.

Really?

I'm lying.

How long can a tunnel be?

What are you doing?

They say your wish comes true if you hold your breath in a tunnel.

Are you a kid?

Plus, you just took a breath.

Oh, no.

Don't worry.

The entire universe is on your side.

Shall we go in?

Let's go, KITT!

Case Number 2016KD1178.

The defendant, Kim Je-hyeok,

chased after the victim who had left the scene, assaulted him,

and hit him with a trophy, which was clearly dangerous.

It resulted in a serious injury.

The court concludes it as excessive self-defense

and hereby sentences the defendant, Kim Je-hyeok,

to one year in prison.

MY SISTER JE-HEE

Je-hyeok? You're Kim Je-hyeok, right?

Do you know me?

Everyone here knows you.

Nexen Heroes' left-handed closer

with the most number of saves in the KBO's history.

Top saves, top ERA,

won two Korean Series MVPs, three Golden Gloves,

and got the highest posting proposal from the Boston Red Sox...

But you're here now.

By the way, I'm Yang Hyun-jong's fan.

He's better-looking than you.

But why are you going to Western Detention Center?

All the big-names are sent to Seoul or Southern Detention Center.

If Southern Detention Center is the Shilla Hotel of all detention centers,

this one is like camping out.

I'm happy to be inmates with a superstar, but you must be pretty upset.

Are you all right?

Are we going to Shilla Hotel?

Gosh, you must be a druggie. I hope you get better soon.

Is this your first time?

No, I've been to Shilla Hotel many times.

You must be rich.

These look like Cartier.

I have two at home.

Gosh, you're in deep trouble. They'll beat you up in there.

You'll get beaten to a pulp. Hey, my best friend is also a druggie.

You can't get drugs in prison, so you'll be whining like a dog--

Mr. Driver.

Sir.

Heater, please.

Please turn on the heater.

Je-hyeok, we're here. This is Western Detention Center.

All the rooms here face north, so we won't get a lot of sun.

They have a hard floor, and the heating is generated by radiators.

The hall is over 20 years old,

but the platform is up high. When the priest preaches,

it's like hearing God's words, so that's nice.

WE WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR FAMILY

OUR CORRECTIONAL PROGRAM LEADS TO HOPES AND DREAMS

WE WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR FAMILY

WESTERN DETENTION CENTER

WESTERN DETENTION CENTER

They had broken shower heads. I wonder if they're fixed by now.

AN OPEN CORRECTION LEADS TO A BRIGHTER FUTURE

A HAPPY CORRECTIONAL PROGRAM LEADS TO HAPPY CITIZENS

Goodness.

Goodness.

Gosh, it's impossible to get a taxi.

Where to, ma'am?

To Western Detention Center, please.

For what business?

To see my son.

Oh, my. How long has he been in there?

Not so long, but time flies.

Goodness.

It must be rough for him in this weather.

It's not the weather that makes it rough.

It's a very dreadful place.

Do they feed him well?

Is it still rice with beans?

They give him all three meals,

but it can't be better than what's outside.

That's why I packed some food for him.

I see. Goodness.

WESTERN DETENTION CENTER

ESTABLISH LAW AND ORDER

We're here, ma'am.

-Here you go. -No, it's okay.