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Okay, whoever makes this jump gets to choose lunch.

You're on!

Ohhhhh!

We're going to wing kingdom!

Rigby, did you clean out the gutters yet?

No way. That's a two-man job.

Where's mordecai?

I don't know. I haven't seen him.

Come to think of it, I haven't seen him

Since c.J. Dumped him at muscle man's wedding.

Yeah, no one has.

He hasn't come to work for two weeks now.

I've tried calling, but he won't pick up.

What?! No, here. I'll call him.

Huh.

That's not like mordecai.

I can't believe this!

You don't even know where your best friend is?

Hey, I've been busy.

Look, I'm just as concerned about

The well-being of my employees as any park manager,

But I've got a business to run here.

If you don't find mordecai

And bring him back to work by tomorrow,

Then I'm gonna have to fire him.

What?! Wait! I can find him!

Well, for your sake, I hope so.

Otherwise, you'll be cleaning the gutters solo from now on.

Come on, mordecai. Give me a clue here.

Hello?

Hey. I checked with Margaret.

She hasn't seen or heard from mordecai.

Yeah, his parents don't know where he is, either.

And I don't think he'd be hanging with c.J. Any time soon.

Well, guess I'll start putting up these fliers around town.

Hopefully, 100 should be enough.

Well, I'll keep riffling through his personal stuff

That he doesn't like me touching.

See ya.

Huh?

"Dear, mordecai, stop wallowing in your lady woes"

"And come have sodas..."

"With other single bros!"

There's a place with hot Sandy beaches

And an all you can eat buffet.

So pick up your sax and jam with the crew

In dumptown U.S.A.!

"Signed, sad sax."

Aah! Sad sax guy? I should have known!

And dumptown U.S.A.? That sounds so lame!

I bet nobody's even been to this place.

I have.

Dumptown is a refuge for guys who have recently been dumped,

A place where they can forget about their breakups

And embrace their newfound singlehood.

Wow. That's depressing.

Oh, no! Dumptown is great!

Throughout my life, whenever I got dumped,

It was the perfect place

To forget about all my ex-girlfriends.

Ashley who?

Monica who?

Patricia who?

Lisa who?

Whoo-hoo!