Fly on the Wall

- They're killing my friend in the next room.

Ericson's not gonna make it.

The only way I'm gonna make it out of here

is if I send you for help, you little bugger.

All right?

Through the hole in the wall, out the back of the building.

Get back to base.

Colonel Balsam will know how to track the GPS coordinates.

Now go, now.

They're coming for you.

You think you're tough?

You're not so tough now, are you, huh?

Huh?

Fuck you!

Fuck me?

No, fuck you!

You wanna see your friend dies?

Huh?

You wanna see him dead?

It's your choice.

Problem, Lieutenant?

- Sir, either the desert stink is startin' to get to you,

or you got one of our bug cams on your shoulder.

I'll be damned.

Lieutenant,

Sir?

- has Sergeant Hauser's unit checked in yet?

No sir.

Holy shit.

Have contact with housing unit immediately.

Yes sir.

I'm trapped,

they're coming in from all sides.

I need to find a way out of here.

- Oh hey little masked avenger, you live around here?

Coming.

Mrs. Hauser.

Robert.

My deepest regrets and condolences,

I'm so sorry.

Is that Bradley?

Dammit he's grown.

- Bradley I thought you were swimming.

Say hello to the colonel.

No way.

No fucking way.

Bradley?

Bradley?

where did you find this box?

These are your father's things.

It was just here.

- I'm gonna take this down to the garage.

They're just taking up space here.

Hell is this?

Is it on?

You're on, let's try this.

Okay, yeah that worked.

Stay, stay put.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Got it!

Okay little bugger it's time to show me what you got.

Tracking my voice, tracking my voice when I'm talking.

Oh wow, so you can't track me unless I actually speak.

Talking, talking.

Inside this velvet compartment was a computer chip.

So, I took the chip over Maurice, he hooks me up

with an adapter, plug it into the laptop

and upload the software, and boom, it's

a monitoring system, so we can see

everything it sees, we can watch where it

goes, we can even record ourselves on the

laptops while we do it.

I am creaming my pants right now,

do you realize all the cool shit we could do with this?

Gear down turbo.

Do you understand how much would suck if

we lost this thing, or if we broke it,

or if someone swatted it?

- Like a fly, I get it Bradley, but we can't not use this,

life is too short we have to use this

for something, for the power of good!

We can spy Wall Street trading secrets or

find out what color underwear Suzy Rochester wears.

I mean there's so many things we could use this for.

Don't hit that button.

You see, you cut off the signal feed.

- I don't understand, if you turn off the receiving unit

the bug cam turns off?

No, no, it just goes offline,

you see the red light there that comes

on when the signal's been cut off, so

at that point it's just floating free.

- It got it, I told you a dog has a unique voice.

Wait, wait, wait.

Plan B, two girls jogging just entered the

park, what's it gonna be two guys making

a love connection over there, or two girls in spandex?

- It's not a toy Peter, you said for the power of good.

- Yeah, the continuation of the species, that is good.

- So now you're talking about making babies now?

Hurry up they're moving fast.

Oh, major fail!

Hey, are you okay?

- I think you might have a concussion.

I'm sharp.

Sharp?

Well, let's go.

Oh wait.

Wait, follow my finger.

Vocal imprint, vocal imprint.

- I'm sorry could you repeat that?

What?

I think he might have a concussion.

I said follow my finger.

You're really stiff today Bradley.

Yeah, he's either got a concussion,

or he's easily distracted.

Gwen,

let's go.

Get over here, it's my turn.

Where you going?

Gwen, wait!

Shit.

You've got a bug on your shoulder.

I just, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, stay still, stay still.

It's just gonna land.

I'm gonna help you Bradley.

Don't move please.

It won't bite you I promise.

Shoulder's a safe place.

Gwen let's go.

Just stay still, stay still.

See, it'll just sit there.

- Are you, you have bug spray or something?

Wait, what?

- Sorry girls, sorry girls, top secret stuff,

we could tell you but we'd have to kill you.

This is my friend Peter.

- Hey, yeah, we were just here testing out this.

- But we actually have to go, so.

Gwen.

Gwen, of course,

and you are?

Out of here.

Hey wait, wait.

It's good meeting you.

do you do We Chat?

My dad doesn't like when I do it

but I'll tell you anyways.

It's Gwen Delicious, pretty stupid I know.

Stef made me do it.

Gwen Delicious, I got it.

Bye.

Thanks bug.

Oh you feel good girl.

Please, please, sometimes

we need restriction, we just have to make

sure, what we need, somebody's got to make sure, 'cause you

damn sure didn't do a good job yourself!

You know we don't want to see you

go out and get trapped in a bear trap.

Where the jaws of the bear are gonna come down.

Looking scared at me, stop being scared!

What are you doing?

That's annoying.

It's like short hand for morse code.

Did your dad teach you that?

You must miss him.

How do you say,

I'm here for you?

That means your nose is cute.

Teach me how to do that.

Maybe tonight.

Is it just me or do we both feel like

we're being stalked by flies.

What?

Oh, you know what it is?

I think I left a window open last night.

Yeah,

it's alright, flies only live for like 24 hours anyway.

What are you doing?

Giving it an early retirement.

Gwen stop, Gwen stop please.

Gwen, Gwen, seriously Gwen, please stop!

You don't know what you're doing, please stop that.

What's your problem?

It's just a fly.

- I know, I know I've got this thing

about flies and bugs.

I feel sorry for them.

I like penguins, but I don't know

if there's penguins in Australia.

For some reason I thought there were penguins in Australia.

I think you're like crossing

some kind of ethical boundary here.

- maybe I should go to Antarctica for penguins.

Do you think she's cool with

you spying on your relationship?