Teen Titans Go!

Go!

Exciting news, Titans.

I am buying team jackets.

The team of the jackets.

No, Star, I'm talking about crew jackets.

So everyone knows that we work together.

Now, I'm thinking denim.

Ooh, nice, with leather sleeves.

Absolutely.

The denim and leather is a fashion-forward combination.

You got to put our logo on the back, really big!

If we all have the same jacket,

how will we know which one is mine?

Because it's going to have your name on it.

You can put names on jackets?

This all sounds awesome.

But puffy sleeves and embroidered names

don't come cheap.

Aren't you guys worried about wasting money?

Why wouldn't we want to waste money?

I don't know. So we have some later?

But the later is not until the later.

Currently it is the now.

I know, but aren't we going to get old one day?

Yeah, but later .

And it's the "now" right now.

Oh, okay, that makes sense.

Here you go.

Uh, uh, uh, this denim is so rugged, yo.

But the leather is classic.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

We look like the fashion models.

Look like?

Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm. Ah.

Woo-cha. Woo-cha.

Bam! Bam!

You know this looks good.

Ooh, fierce.

Ba-ta-ta!

You guys, we should get some pizza

to celebrate how goodz we look!

Oh, yeah! High-five.

Extra-large, extra-extra cheese

extra-extra-extra pepperoni.

And the large jugs of the soda.

And a gallon of ranch dip.

Uh, guys, wait.

Shouldn't we be eating a little more healthy?

Why would we want to eat healthy, mama?

I don't know, so we don't have health problems later.

Later? You mean, when we might need that money

you didn't want us to waste?

I care not for the "laters".

This jacket-pizza combo

makes me feel like a king!

Hey, we should get tattoos

to commemorate Jacket Pizza Day!

Oh, yes, let us be marked with the inks.

I'ma get me a fresh dragon on my back, yo!

Guys, wait. We shouldn't just jump into a decision like that.

Why not, mama?

I don't know, because later...

Nobody cares about "later".

I'm just worried we're making bad decisions that will affect us...

Later!

We saids no one cares about "later".

All you need to worry about is what tattoo you're going to get today.

Let's get it done!

I am invincible!

Oh, no, I've taken a spill and I can't upright myself.

Just kidding. I can fly.

I can't see the beef in my sandwich. Where is it?

Just kidding. I have glasses.

Oh, the jokes never get old, Raven,

unlike us.

I'm glad one of us old geezers is in good spirits.

Huh? What? Spirit?

You see a spirit?

Cyborg!

Is that you, Clara?

You're coming back for me, baby?

No, you knucklehead, it's me.

I need your help gettin' up.

Oh, why am I always having to help you up off the couch,

up off the toilet...

My legs don't work so good no more.

I got the gout.

This is why I said you should have had some of those kids,

so they can help you off the couch and the pooper, and different spots and places.

Kids? Not for this lifelong bachelor.

Watch out, ladies.

Looks like it is time for the medications.

There are no medications.

We're out of money.

Dagnabit! If we hadn't spent so much on these amazing jackets,

we'd still have a little bit of money left over.

And if we would've eaten healthy foods,

we wouldn't need so much medicine.

So many regrets.

But not the tattoos, right?

The accordion was a good choice.

And now I can even play it.

Well, if we can't pay for our medications, we're goners.

Can't say I didn't warn you.

I told you "later" would come, and this is "later".

I thought this was "now".

This is "now" but it's "later" from then.

- When was then? - Then was before.

Now is "later".

- Because it was later than before? - Exactly.

If only there was a way to go back in time

and tell myself to make better decisions.

There is! A time machine!

It's 3:00.

No, a time machine!

I said it's 3:00!

We'll use a time machine

to travel back in time

and warn our past selves about our financial ruin and poor health.

Titans... Go!

Ah! Huh?

Whoa, is that us?