My Amazing Boyfriend 2 (Wo De Qi Miao Nan You 2 / 我的奇妙男友2)

A romance?

Xue Chang An was an accident.

We're nowhere near the point of getting married.

You're just trying to leave yourself a way out, right?

What do you mean?

There are many reasons for wanting to get married, but there's only one reason for not getting married.

And that's not wanting to get married.

Also I don't really have great luck when it comes to marriage.

Xue Chang An isn't born, and the muddied waters haven't settled.

Why would I want to stir it up again?

I feel like there are lots of holes in your logic, but I find it hard to refute them.

I find that while your brain's evolved and you're really good at remembering things,

and you're great at all sorts of things,

but it doesn't seem to have helped you when it comes to matters of the heart.

If I have a long life, an evolved brain,

and I can understand everything about matters of the heart,

then I'll have progressed from superhuman to yet another level.

What's that?

God.

So people should still have some shortcomings, right?

That's only fair.

My two ladies, this is my outfit for my date. How is it?

I can't tell you're going to a concert. It looks like you're going to a performance.

That's too much.

Wait for me.

Has he lost his mind too?

When things are pushed to the extreme, they can only move in the other direction.

Studs all over... you'll stab your partner to death!

Ugly. Next.

It makes them feel protective.

They want to protect me and keep me from harm.

This is too ridiculous.

It feels like a stray dog one's picked up.

Should we get your a horse?

Out.

Today, let insignificant little me serve you.

Wow, I love it! Like an English butler.

Although it attracts the eye,

if you go to a restaurant like this you'll be mistaken for a waiter.

I quite like this.

He's going on a date, not to a Han costume party.

Come back!

I'm so confused. What are you trying to do?

Don't you want to break up with Ye Meixiao?

That's right. Tomorrow is the third date.

I've thought about it. What I did previously isn't my style.

The past two times I've been so pathetic.

I wish I could travel back in time and bury myself. The key is this third date.

I must make Ye Meixiao absolutely smitten and in love with me.

I'll etch a deep memory of my perfection in her mind!

And then at the end of the fourth date I'll cruelly dump her!

I'll let her feel the pain of not having me for the rest of her life. This is my revenge!

He's totally in love.

Just like what I've heard, he is really stupid and...

5:30am. The driver must be here soon.

Good morning, Brother Qiao. Isn't Yun Zhen up?

Isn't he meant to go see Ye Meixiao today?

Ye Meixiao, you're just playing around with me!

He came at 6am the last time! It's already 8:30am now!

Brother Qiao, why do I find that Yun Zhen is...

...really excited?

Don't press your horn for no reason! I'll call the police!

Get lost!

Your driver only came to get me at 9am!

The little stalls only open at 9:30am.

The theme of today's date is eating and taking photos.

You're dressed like...

I look good, right? It's normal for you to be smitten. It's my fault.

It's suitable for going to a hall to listen to music.

But dressed like this to look at street stalls...

It's hard to explain.

It's okay now.

Let's eat.

What would you like to eat?

Let's just start from the dragon beard candy.

Hello, I'll have one, please.

Love!

Hey, wait! This is so pretty, let's take a photo.

Let's be clear, I can't have any photos.

I didn't ask for your photo.

You take a photo of me.

Brush, brush, brush...

Brush, brush, brush...

There are a few handprints.

Brother Landlord, I'm done!

Husband!

What are you reading?

Brother Qiao, I'll use the lint roller and go over everything! There won't be a single hair left!

Why are you so enthusiastic these days? Did Tian Jingzhi give you a raise?

How can it be? There are two things of Miss Tian's that no one can touch.

One: her man.

And the other is her money.

Did you get a girlfriend?

It's even more exciting than those two options!

It's even more exciting than those two options!

Brother Neighbour, how many antiques do you have?

Lots.

Are you coming after my property?

No. Do you have a pretty vase,

about that big, suitable for a study?

Yes.

Great! Brother Neighbour, can you sell me one?

No.

Who calls their boyfriend "Brother Neighbour"?

Then what should I call you? Darling?

Big Qiao? Little Qiao? My man?

Call me "husband".

Hus...

...ba..

Hus...

Are you selling or not?

Not selling.

All your property is going to be my son's.

Yet you're so petty you won't even sell me a vase?

I'm not selling.

But I can give you one.

All my family heirlooms,

my house,

my antiques,

accounts,

you can make use of them as you will.

It's all yours.

Have you lost your mind?

What are you secretly happy about these days?

- I... don't want to tell you. - If you don't tell us you're fired!

You can pack up and move out!

No, no! I'll tell you.

Brother Qiao, you won't understand.

The OTP I've been shipping... they're finally together again!

I feel like they're getting to the final happy ending.

The male lead is a pokerface arrogant guy.

But then he had an epiphany and thawed out.

The female lead is strong and spirited.

After she falls in love she grows sweet and shy.

Utopia... utopia...

This is my utopia! Haha!

What is he talking about?

I don't know.

It feels like he's joined some sort of cult.

The world of otakus is so hard to understand.

That's right,

what do you want an antique vase for?

Why don't you smile? You don't even smile in photos.

I've not liked to smile since I was a kid.

Do you cry easily?

I don't cry either.

When I was a kid, my nanny

even brought me to the hospital to get checked.

Your parents must have had a fright.

They didn't even know.

They were too busy.

They went out early and came home late, and were often on business trips.

But my nanny took care of me.

Every day, I would have teachers,

and my piano teacher would come too.

You were pitiful as a child, and now you lack love as an adult.

Aren't you the one who lacks love?

The first time I met you, I felt that

you were someone who really wanted to be with me.

You wanted to talk to me, for me to remember you.