Charlie's Angels

HEY, FELLAS, I NEED SOME HELP.

MY ENGINE'S BURNING.

OPEN THE DOOR, I CAN'T HEAR YA.

HEY, GIVE ME YOUR-- I NEED THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

MY ENGINE'S BURNING.

HEY, FELLAS, I NEED SOME HELP.

OPEN THE DOOR, I CAN'T HEAR YA.

I NEED THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

ANGELS, YOUR NEXTASS/GNMENT

INVOL VES A MAJOR ART THEFT THA T TOOK PLA CE THREE DA YS AGO.

FIVE MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF BRONZE AND GOLD STATUARY

THAT WAS BEING TRANSFERRED FROM LOS ANGELES HARBOR

TO THE WELLINGTON MUSEUM.

YOU'LL GET THE DETAILS LATER.

MEANWHILE, I HAVE JUST HEARD FROM SABRINA.

STILL IN A STATE OF WEDDED EUPHORIA, CHARLIE?

WELL, NOT QUITE.

NO?

I BELIEVE THE HONEYMOON IS OVER.

UH-OH. TROUBLE IN PARADISE?

NO, THE ONCOMING PATTER OF TINY FEET.

- YOU'RE KIDDING. - OH, THAT'S AMAZING.

SHE'S QUITE THRILLED WITH THE WHOLE THING.

OH, BY THE WAY. HAS MISS WELLES ARRIVED YET?

"WELLES"?

TIFFANY WELLES, YOUR NEW PARTNER.

CHARLIE, I THOUGHT WE WERE DOWN TO A TRIO.

WHICH REMINDS ME, WHERE IS BOSLEY?

HE'LL BE ARRIVING SHORTLY.

I HOPE YOU LIKE MISS WELLES.

HER FATHER'S AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE,

LIEUTENANT OF DETECTIVES IN BOSTON.

SHE GRADUATED FROM THE POLICE ACADEMY THERE,

TOP IN HER CLASS.

SOUNDS INTERESTING.

YEAH, SHE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL.

AS YOU'LL SEE WHEN YOU MEET HER.

THAT MUST BE HER NOW.

HELLO.

IS THIS THE TOWNSEND AGENCY?

YES, IT IS.

OH, GOODY . HEE-HEE.

I HAD SUCH A HARD TIME FINDING IT.

I GOT LOST THREE TIMES.

ANGELS, DID I HEAR SOMEONE COME IN?

OH, YES, CHARLIE.

WELL, THEN, BYALL MEANS, INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.

UH, RIGHT. RIGHT.

WOULD YOU MIND IF I HAD A POP?

WHAT?

A POP. HEH. YOU KNOW, SODA POP.

OH, N-NO.

OH, WELL, SORRY I ASKED.

OH, NO, I-I MEAN I DON'T MIND IF YOU HAVE A SODA POP.

OH, HEH.

YOU'RE A PEACH. UM, WHERE IS IT?

IN THE ICE BOX.

YOU KEEP YOUR LINEN IN THE ICE BOX?

"LINEN"?

YES, YOU KNOW, TOWELS, NAPKINS...

UH, COULD WE START ALL OVER?

YEAH, START OVER OVER HERE.

AH.

KRIS, KELLY, TIFFANY WELLES.

- HI. - HI.

WE THOUGHT THAT SHE--

NO, NOT QUITE. OUR NEW LINEN SERVICE.

OH.

WELL, I COULDN'T FIND THE REFRIGERATOR,

SO I'll HAVE TO TAKE A RAIN CHECK ON THE POP.

I'll SEE YOU LATER.

- OKAY, BYE-BYE. - OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

BYE-BYE.

SHALL WE TAKE THIS AGAIN FROM THE TOP?

I'M TIFFANY WELLES.

KRIS MUNROE. HI.

KELLY GARRETT.

HI.

COME ON IN AND SIT DOWN.

- WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE? - NO, THANKS.

YOU'RE STARING, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?

OH, NO. OH, NO.

YOU'RE RIGHT, CHARLIE.

I THINK SHE IS SOMETHING SPECIAL.

I THINK SO TOO, CHARLIE.

I'M GLAD YOU APPROVE, ANGELS.

THAT'S CHARLIE?

WELCOME, TIFFANY.

I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

OH, NO, NO, DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE GONNA BE JUST FINE.

DID, UH, CHARLIE SAY THAT HE AND YOUR FATHER

WERE OLD FRIENDS?

VERY OLD FRIENDS.

YOU EVER SEE CHARLIE?

NO, I NEVER DID.

WELL, YOUR FATHER, HE MUST HAVE TOLD YOU A LOT ABOUT HIM.

WELL, HE MUST HAVE DESCRIBED HIM TO YOU.

DIDN'T HE, TIFFANY?

UH, UH, UH. KELLY...

OH, HE DID BETTER THAN THAT.

DAD GAVE ME A PICTURE OF THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER.

- WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT? - TIFFANY--

QUIET, 808. OF COURSE WE'D LOVE TO SEE IT. ARE YOU KIDDING?

LISTEN, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE TWO GREAT FRIENDS FOR LIFE,

SHOW US THIS PICTURE.

COME ON. HURRY.

WE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR THIS.

THAT'S FOR SURE. OOH.

LIKE I SAID, THEY'RE VERY OLD FRIENDS.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A DEAD LIZARD DROPPED DOWN YOUR DRESS?

I'M SORRY, BUT MY FATHER WOULDN'T TELL ME

ANYTHING ABOUT CHARLIE.

ALL HE'D DO IS GIVE ME THIS DUMB PICTURE.

SORRY, ANGELS.

ONE OF THESE DAYS, CHARLIE.

ONE OF THESE DAYS.

WELL, NOW THAT THE INTRODUCTIONS ARE OVER,

LET'S GET BACK TO THAT ART THEFT.

WHAT ART THEFT?

OH, WELL, WE'LL FILL YOU IN ON THAT LATER.

NOW, BOSLEY HAS YOUR TICKETS.

OUR CLIENT WILL MEET YOU ON THE SHIP.

CONTACT CAPTAIN STUBING AS SOON AS YOU BOARD.

SHIP? WHAT SHIP?

THE ONE THAT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE CARIBBEAN.

THE CARIBBEAN?

IT SAILS IN TWO HOURS.

ALL RIGHT, DON'T JUST STAND THERE...

HAVEN'T EVEN PACKED. COME ON, TIFFANY.

WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT.

WE'LL SEE YOU ON THE BOAT.

WE LIKE HER, CHARLIE.

BON VOYAGE.

HI, WELCOME ABOARD.

HI, WELCOME ABOARD.

HELLO. WELCOME ABOARD.

WELCOME ABOARD.

- CAPTAIN STUBING. - YES.

HELLO, I'M KRIS MUNROE.

THIS IS TIFFANY WELLES AND KELLY GARRETT. HELLO.

THE BOSLEY PEOPLE.

WELCOME ABOARD.

THIS IS JULIE MCCOY, OUR CRUISE DIRECTOR.

HI. HELLO.

- HI. - NICE LITTLE BOAT YOU GOT HERE.

- WE LIKE IT. - I THINK THEY CALL IT A SHIP.

OH, WELL, EVEN BETTER.

IT'S SEA-TALK. YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.

WELL, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY HOLES IN IT,

I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME.

JUST PORTHOLES, AND THEY'RE ALL ON THE SIDES.

GOOD PLANNING.

WE TRY.

OH, BY THE WAY,

UH, MR. BOSLEY'S WAITING FOR YOU IN CABIN 2A.

WHERE IS THAT?

CABIN 2A. CABIN 2A IS, UH, SLIGHTLY FORWARD.

I COULD TAKE YOU THERE.

UH, THIS IS GOPHER.

HE'S ALSO SLIGHTLY FORWARD.

MM. YEAH.

WELL, YOU LADIES WILL BE HAVING DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT,

EIGHT BELLS.

- THANK YOU, CAPTAIN. - THANK YOU.

TILL THEN.

THANK YOU, SIR.

"EIGHT BELLS" MEANS 8:00.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

WELL, LIKE BOSLEY SAID, WE'RE VERY CLEVER.

HE DIDN'T SAY WHERE WE WERE HAVING DINNER THOUGH.

WHEN YOU DINE WITH THE CAPTAIN,

YOU DINE AT THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE.

I HAD THAT ONE FIGURED OUT.

WELL, IT'S THE EASY ONE.

GOPHER...

MM. AH, CABIN" CABIN 2A.

WHY DON'T I JUST, UH--

THANK YOU. I'll TAKE THOSE.

OKAY, FOLLOW ME. HA.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

ENJOY YOUR CRUISE.

BYE.

HELLO, WELCOME ABOARD.

HELLO. HI.

I'M PAUL HOLLISTER.

THIS IS WES ANDERSON.

HI. HELLO.

WHAT DO YOU DO HERE?

WELL, AS THE SHIP'S CRUISE DIRECTOR,

IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A MARVELOUS TIME.

AH, WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING WE'LL DO JUST FINE.