Once Upon Two Times

Ahan, you're up next.

Yeah.

Hi. Hi.

- Whenever you're ready. - Yeah.

Whenever you're ready. - Yeah.

"The weather is enticing."

"The winds are telling you."

"There is no news from your darling."

"Send him a message of my plight."

"You are ruthless. You are a swindler."

"I am waiting for you, darling."

"I would do anything for you, darling."

You won't need these hereafter.

Hmm.

This will be needed though, won't it?

Why am I getting so emotional?

It's just college.

My Ahan won't change, will he?

Tell me.

A big stage will replace the college festivals.

Hopefully I won't shed any hair on my head.

But, Ruhi..

Ruhi's eyeliner must remain forever.

Hmm.

What hmm? Even I want a guarantee.

Okay.

A handsome salary will replace pocket money.

Hopefully my drinking capacity won't lessen.

Yeah.

I will always attend every one of your performances.

- Every performance? - Every performance.

- Sure? - Sure.

First row tickets are very expensive.

They aren't expensive.

Ahan, you aren't getting the rhythm at all.

- Let's go from the top. - Can you hear properly?

I can, sir. I can.

- From the top, sir. - Okay.

Ahan, you aren't getting the rhythm at all. Understand?

How can we proceed?

I also realize, sir. Let's take it from the top once again.

Do you know classical?

Or haven't you learned?

I have learned, sir.

I will get it this time.

Okay, Ahan. It will do.

I shall auto tune this.

Forget about that.

Now just come.

"Moments are savored."

"In my eyes."

"With bated breath."

"Shamelessly awaiting you."

"The heart is twofaced."

"Like the heart has two."

"Your laughter is charming."

"Sounding like tinkling bells."

"Silently creeping on the lips."

"Showing up suddenly."

"Like it is.."

"Like it is heavily guarded."

"Moments are savored."

"In my eyes."

"With bated breath."

"Shamelessly awaiting you."

I am not a student who would bring you fame.

I am not even worthy of being your student.

"The night is lost."

"In nomadic thoughts."

"I am confused."

- "With unanswered questions." - All okay?

"Disillusioned heartbeats."

- "My lips are silent." - Sorry.

"The secrets are.."

"The secrets are buried deep."

"Moments are savored."

"In my eyes."

"Lonely evenings."

"Painful memories."

"The heart is twofaced."

"Like the heart has two..."

"Your laughter is charming."

"Sounding like tinkling bells."

"Silently creeping on the lips."

"Showing up suddenly."

"Like it is.."

"Like it is heavily guarded."

I would have never known if Pandey sir hadn't called.

Look, Pandey is jealous of me.

How could you not know?

I have ordered pizza. We're celebrating.

I am not the least bit interested in the free vacation your boss has given.

He didn't give it for your interest. It is my farewell gift.

Do you have change for 500?

It's your farewell gift, you go. I am not going.

Okay.

Pizza, would you like to go on a four day vacation with me?

It's free. We shall sit on a double bed and only eating pizza.

We won't make deliveries.

Brother, please run our house expenses...

...hereafter as my husband is undergoing midlife crisis.

Sir, I'll go get the change from downstairs.

Thank you.

Your dad quit his job.

Without telling me.

And now he says he is taking us both on a vacation to Ooty.

Nainital!

Tell me.

Purnima, I don't want to be anybody's employee.

I'm done with it.

I want to open a restaurant.

I wanna sign checks

That's happiness for me.

I've already made the down payment for the restaurant.

Now I dedicate the pizza to this brave warrior.

Where did you get the money for the down payment?

Savings.

- Huh? - Yeah. There are wings in that word.

Wow!

Sir.

Change.

My wife wants to change me.

Purnima.

"The weather is enticing."

"The winds are telling you."

- "There is no news from your darling." - Happy!

- "Send him a message of my plight." - Dad.

I wish to go to UK to do my Masters in Business studies.

University of Edinburgh.

I know I am making a big financial demand but...

...I will join when I return and...

...I'll be of value.

I won't let your investment go to waste.

Promise.

It's not about the financial demand.

I have been supporting you until now.

- That's because you promised mom. - Exactly.

What about this promise?

Dad, I'm not who she thought I would be

but I am 25.

And it's time that I start my life and

...I've chosen this route for my life.

What do you think you're doing, Ahan? You're going for 2 years?

I will be going, Ruhi.

I will fill the forms now etcetera, etcetera.

- After a long.. - You used to wake up every morning...

...for your dream, right?

I used to love that about you.

Ruhi, I woke up every morning for my hobby.

There is more to love about me.

Right?

It went from being your dream to being your hobby overnight.

You quit singing overnight.

You took the decision to go so far away from me overnight.

In future you will say, long distance isn't working, Ruhi.

You will leave me someday.

It is very easy for you to run.

Run?

Marry me.

I have no problem with ticking married in place of single...

...on my visa application.

It will be a long distance marriage...

...in place of a long distance relationship.

I have no problem...

...if you don't have a problem.

I am not running.

Singing...

It was your mother's dream too.

Which parent dreams ill for his or her children?

Which parent thinks my child will grow up to be a big piece of shit?

Is that your opinion of yourself?

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter because it's time to let go.

I shall return after completing my education and things will work out.

You are my future, Ruhi.

And I want to live it luxuriously.

My Ahan won't change, will it?

Huh?

Wife will replace the girlfriend.

We'll have fights in place of arguments.

Hopefully I won't lose more hair on my head.

And, Ruhi all my joy...

...you will always be the cause of it.

Yes?

- Yes. - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Finally! Yes!

I'm going to be your wife.

Yes. I'm going to be your wife.

- Your wife. - Yeah.

My parents will be your in-laws.

F**k! F**k! F**k!

I know what I'm doing. I'm not investing my money on a whim.

You don't stop taunting.

Even at the party over there. The farewell party thrown for me.

She's taunting at me.

Another good quality in your mother. She says what she has to say...

...and then she zips up.

Please stop if you see a pharmacy up ahead.

What's the matter?

Are you alright, dad?