Paisa Vasool (पैसा वसूल)

"Grab whatever you can"

"Ease the itch for wealth"

"Sundays are fun days"

"I want biryani not plain bread"

"I hate money but I need it"

"Why is cash so important?"

"Grab whatever you can"

"Ease the itch for moolah"

What is it?

You are Vikas Mehta, right? Roll down the window. I want to get in

- What are you doing? - Open the door!

- My diamonds! - What the... my bag!

- Don't hide it! - My bag!

You look in front!

My diamonds! Somebody stop him!

"You can't live in a chawl, can't pay more than 5000 rent..."

don't want to share or be a paying guest and want to live in Bandra

Correct, brother Salim.

Where will I find a flat in Bandra for Rs. 5000?

Then try for a bungalow

- Are you mad? - That I am

"Excuse me, find another agent"

So far I'm in my senses

Brother Salim!

- Now what? - You find me a house in Bandra

- I'll find a bungalow owner. - Won't find him in your budget

- Even with you around? - Am I a magician?

Why are you lying, brother Salim?

The flat owner will give away the house if you ask for it

What do they say? Any budget Only Salimbhai. All else fade

So? - So.

- Shot ready. The hero is here. Come on. - Okay

Hurry... Won't you do this much for me?

- I'll see. - Don't forget

Keep it to the right. - Okay. - Good afternoon, Master.

Good afternoon! - How are you?

- Live long. - You're looking good

Thank you.

"Baby, come here. Let me explain"

You'll be in the center. Then take a step to the right

Then this way and twirl around the hero

Got it?

The director is busy on another film. We'll wrap this song today

Sure. After all you're the producer

I'm also the biggest fool of Bollywood

The hero is half a day late but I couldn't say a word

- Are you ready? - Absolutely

"We've had 3 rehearsals. If you say, we can take"

Yes, start. -Come on, girls.

Girls! Let's do a take. Come on, Baby.

Okay. - Ready! - Shot 5, take 1. - Sound!

Camera! Action!

One! Two! Three! Four!

"How will you get away?"

"My pal, you'll regret this"

"How will you get away? My pal, you'll regret this"

"Don't mess with me You'll die unnecessarily"

"- What's this? - Sir, it's the dancer"

Taller than the hero?

Cut! Cut!

Can't dance and wastes my time

Come here. What's wrong?

- Problem regarding your height. - My height?

- Did I ask for a short hero? - Who is she?

- Baby. - Whose baby?

- That's her name. - But so tall!

It's God gifted. From birth

- Take off her shoes. - She's in flats

- Then remove Baby. - She's our main dancer

She has rehearsed for 7 days

"If we fire her, we'll have to cancel the shoot"

- Hero is going abroad tomorrow. - I know. Let me think

Raju, get it.

Ready! - Silence! - Take 2!

Now this makes sense. - Sound! Camera! Action!

"Where will you escape?"

"My pal, you'll regret it"

"How will you escape? You're going to regret this"

"Don't mess with me for you'll die for no reason"

"Palm tree, taking root? Pack her up or I leave."

Good she's dancing in the pit or the hero won't reach her arm

She wants to become a heroine. This giraffe won't find a hero

She didn't come here when she should have

- In Bachchan's times. - Don't talk of them

"Seeing the height of todays heroes, her career is in the pits"

"So Maria, what do you think?"

- What do you want? - My bungalow

- This is a bakery. We don't sell houses. - For the last time...

Either return my bungalow or marry me

- Taken a good look at yourself? - Better than your 4 eyes!

Tell you what? You look very good without glasses

Even you look good without glasses. Get lost!

- If I don't leave. - Don't...

- Will you get lost? - Very well. I'm leaving

But I won't come next time

Scrubbing a month's dirt off?

- What? - Already think you're a heroine?

Yes

Stare at yourself all night still you'll remain ugly

Do you think you can possibly leave me and go to Mumbai?

Found another blind man?

- Nobody will give you another glance. - I don't need anyone.

What? Don't need anyone? What will you do?

You can't wash up. You can't cook

I'm not a servant. Cook and clean all day!

- And then satisfy... - Wonderful

How did you find such fury?

Leave me and go to the city? Live like a city woman?

Living alone will be difficult

"Did I ever tell you, you're terribly ugly!"

I'm not ugly!

I'm not ugly!!

Pass please.

- Excuse me! Only couples. - But they let girls in

You need a partner

Please! - Sorry.

How are you? Is it fine now?

Let's go.

Thanks.

- Listen to me... - Never saw you here before

Baby. - Maria.

Maria, Baby.

Hi Baby! - Hi!

Come on

Hey, you want to dance?

"- No, you go ahead. - It will be fun"

- Go on. I'll stay here. - What man

It's my favorite song. We have to go and dance. Come, buddy.

Leave me.

Come on! Come on! Watch this, buddy!

"We do whatever we wish"

"We're nonconformists and live life our way"

"Stormy."

"Stormy."

Go get her, quick.

"The eye views a fantastic sight that takes me high"

"The eye views a fantastic sight that takes me high"

"Swing in gay abandon"

"Love your life."

"It's your life."

"Love your life."

Come down

Please!

What is this?

"This moment is ours Let's find fun in it"

"This moment is ours Let's find fun in it"

"Swing in gay abandon"

"Whatever you think, whatever you wish..."

"We follow our heart"

"We live life on our terms"

"Stormy."

"Stormy."

"Stormy."

"Stormy."

Taxi!

- Where to? - Where do we have to go?

- Home. - Home. - Where's home?

- Good question. Where's home? - Bandra

Bandra.

I don't want to go there

Louse! Do you want to go to Dubai?

Dog!!

You!

You dance very well

Hi baby!

Baby!

- Do I know you? - You can if you wish

Let's show him

Feeling hot?

Feeling hot, hot, hot.' - Really!

Feeling hot, hot, hot.' - Really!

Like that? Grow up. Run!!

"Stop, you bitch!"

Oh my God!

Run fast! Oh my God!

Come on. Come on.

Wait you...!

Oh God!

Did you see his face?

That was fun. Now let's sleep here

- On the footpath? - This is my house

"- Yes, your house. - All mine"

- Yours? - I live in one room

It's a haunted house

- Ghosts live here. - I'm looking for a house since I came here

Stay here

My bakery. But I can't bake

You've got a chawl system here. Do others live here?

Yes but I don't know them

That's the problem in Mumbai. The neighbours don't know each other

- But is this your house? - No, the bakery I worked in...

The owner willed this house and bakery to me

How lucky you are!

Not lucky. This is my friend's PCO.

Is this whole bungalow yours?

"What man, taking so long Is it your first time?"

What's happening?

- Scared? - Come on. - Hold on

- Let me watch. - Come on