Break-Up Nightmare

Rachel, I'm home.

That's my mom.

Would you relax!

It's too dark in here.

I'm opening the shades.

No. No.

I don't want to give my mom or the rest of the neighborhood a show.

Let's give them a thrill?

Just, please.

Anything for you, baby.

Damn.

You are so hot.

I can't believe I never saw you at my games in high school.

I was there. I was just... I was in the bleachers.

With the rest of the band geeks.

Yeah?

In your tight little uniform.

Watching me.

Where is that uniform?

You should put it on for me.

We are not in high school anymore.

And one of us isn't even in college.

Hey.

Hey.

Come here.

It's okay.

Alright.

How do you do that?

Do what?

Just kiss me and make everything better.

Who are you texting?

It's nobody.

It's my mom.

You stop making out with your girlfriend to text your mom?

Like you haven't done it before?

That... That's different. My mom's...

Loud. Pushy. Pain in the...

Protective.

Protective.

Tell your mom I said hi.

Smile. What? No!

No. Babe.

I want something to make my friends jealous. Come on.

No way! Get out. No.

Alright. I'm just kidding.

You know I won't do that.

Look, I want something to take back with me in the fall.

You know me, I'm ride or die for you.

But these college girls, they come at me hard.

I need something to remind me of what I got.

Give me a smile.

Come on, just a little one.

What?

You won't show this to anybody.

Baby?

It's me.

Come on.

Come on. Yeah, that's it.

That's it.

Yeah.

Alright, look sexy.

Drop there. Right there.

Yeah.

-Doing it. -Pose.

Yeah.

Yeah. Come on.

You know what? Just take it off.

Just take it off.

No.

Now we're talking.

That's good. That's good.

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Troy! Troy! What are you doing? Stop! Stop!

What? I know you're ticklish.

Fine, I gotta take a leak anyway.

What you doing?

What is this text?

God, you have no chill.

What happened to trusting me?

And how am I supposed to trust you?

Okay. Had so much fun with you. Can't wait until the next time I feel your rock hard...

I - I can't even read the rest of this.

What are you doing Troy?! Why did you do this to us?

We're not really exclusive. Right? Come here.

Are you serious? Okay, then who else?

Rachel.

Can I please have my phone back?

Rachel!

Rachel give me my phone back.

Rachel!

Rachel, open the door.

Rachel!

Give me my phone back.

Rachel!

Rachel!

Can I have my phone, please?

Rachel!

Look, I'm trash. I know! Would you please come out of the bathroom and talk, baby?

You said you erased them?

Yeah, I was gonna take them to college with me, remember?

As a reminder of my girl? No but I changed my mind and you said you erased them.

What else are you lying to me about?

Look, if you want them gone, they're gone.

Boom.

Good.

Now I want you gone too.

Baby.

Come on.

Are you okay?

Look, I love you!

That's the truth.

No you don't, Troy.

You just want to check me off your list.

I... And you did.

So, get out.

What?! Well we never... Mother: Okay, you know what?

I want you the hell out of my house.

Hey! Get off of me! Hey!

Big mistake, bitch! Don't take another step or I will call the cops, okay?

Don't push me.

You're going to regret this, Rachel.

You got too fat anyway. You know what?

Why don't you go shave your chest some more. You loser.

Yeah.

Rach, you okay? Yeah.

I just, did not see that coming.

Honey.

This is a good thing.

I know that it hurts right now.

But I promise you, time heals everything.

It's going to be okay. Come here.

It sucks.

I know.

We never liked him anyway.

It's going to be okay, babe.

I love you. I love you too.

You're better off without him.

I know.

Guys like that get aggressive. And then they get abusive.

You don't need that in your life.

Next year you'll have enough money to go to conservatory,

and there will be other boys there.

Yeah.

I just thought that, you know,

by now I'd be running from class to class on campus.

And fight over practice rooms.

Not here. Getting cheated on.

And wiping coffee stains off my bra.

The job is part of the plan.

You wanted to go to the best school.

And sometimes the best takes more.

Yeah, I'm living the dream.

Hey, Sherry.

What do you call birds that stick together?

I don't know.

Vel-crows.

You get it? Vel-crow?

Ryan, the jokes are tired. They creep everyone out.

Especially me.

I meant "creep" as a compliment.

Hey guys, sorry I'm late. Rachel, hey.

It happens, you know?

Are you okay? Is something wrong?

What's wrong is that Sherry's aways opening up on her own.

Even with a full staff because Princess Rachel is so freaking delicate.

Castles Deli. We cater.

Yeah, so he almost blurted it out right in front of my mom.

As if it's not embarrassing enough.

Blurt out what?

Really?

You know, that thing that boyfriend and girlfriends fight about.

What?

Sex.

Or not sex.

You guys never had sex?

Ryan!

Sorry, Troy just-he didn't seem like the waiting type.

I told him I wasn't ready and he didn't force it.

He's not like, an animal.

So what do you call birds that stick together?

I don't know. What?

Vel-crows.

Get it? Vel-crows.

Yeah. Can I get my donuts now?

Yeah - yeah. Sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah.

This is it.

Bro, it's not real.

I bet you twenty bucks it's not real. Bet.

Three?

She can count.

Hey, we want Rachel's table.

She'll be delighted.

Wonderful. I bet she would be.

Thank you.

Those three charmers asked especially for you.

I told you. I told you.

Boy.

Hey guys, how are you?

Things are actually looking up.

Okay, do you guys know what you want? Or can I start you off with a couple of drinks?