Girl Flu.

Subtitles by explosiveskull

Rick, you're not supposed to see me like this.

Well don't just stand there, hand me a towel.

Sorry Gwyneth although in this light with absolutely

no clothes on you look...

Rick we barely even know each other!

Do you know what time it is?

Um, 10:30 I think.

I wanted to sleep in, ugh.

What are you doing here?

Aren't you supposed to be at school?

Isn't it a school day?

Not until noon.

End of school picnic.

Really, they still have those?

Those always suck.

Mom.

Shit, I'll try to be more positive.

I'm getting better at that though, haven't you noticed?

You're doing great Mom.

Thank you.

Why do you always have to do that?

I mean, it's still morning.

Cramps.

Much better!

Baby Bird is finishing sixth grade!

That is so wild!

Oh I can't be that old.

Am I really that old?

Ugh.

You know what you should do?

Stay home from school and watch movies with me.

Watch movies with me all day, yes, yes!

You can't make me stay home from school.

God you are a weird kid.

Coffee?

Thank you Baby Bird.

There's seriously nothing in here.

There's like pickles and yogurt.

That is not true.

There's like corned beef hash and french fries

I brought home from work last night.

I can't keep eating your diner food.

Stop complaining, it's not that bad if you nuke it first.

I hate grocery shopping.

Then let me do it.

I keep asking you and you never let me do it.

- No! - Why?

Kids do not grocery shop.

It's like, wrong.

But then you wouldn't be all crabby about doing it

and then we'd have apples and eggs and stuff.

Okay, I am totally not crabby.

You're totally crabby.

Those are Grandma's.

She's in India.

Besides, she told me I could wear her stuff.

She didn't tell me that.

Well.

They're too big for you.

I know.

Well you better be super careful and not get

anything on them otherwise she'll never stop giving me crap.

I will.

Bye Mom.

Hi Miss Selena.

Oh my goodness.

Robin, you look so extra pretty today.

Thank you, so do you.

Thank you.

Hey which of the boys do you think is gonna throw up first

after eating too much cake and ice cream and soda?

Boys are so gross.

Some can be nice.

You gonna go over?

Um, you know I think I'll just, think I'll...

Here, have some ginger ale.

Thanks.

Ball!

Carlos, ball.

Hey you wanna listen to a song?

My cousin wrote it.

Sure.

You gotta put both of them in.

Girl, you're a dancer.

No, I'm not.

You were dancing.

That beat was epic, right?

Yo let me see your speaker, man.

Thanks.

Man, never thought I'd see you dance.

White girl like you always so pretty and pink and perfect.

Leave her alone man, that beat was epic.

So I heard you used to live in the Valley.

You're from the Valley?

Yeah, Reseda, mostly.

That's cool.

My uncle Charlie lives in the Valley.

It's frigging hot there bro.

So how come you never talk?

I mean unless you have like

the answer in class or something.

Um, I dunno.

Guess I'm just always thinking about stuff.

Like what?

Like how perfect she is.

It's picnic day and little miss perfect brought a book.

Well.

Little miss perfect from the Valley

always has to do everything all perfect.

I'm not trying to be perfect.

Oh yes you are.

I'm not trying to be anything.

Huh.

Well I know one thing you didn't do perfect today.

What?

You forgot to wear a tampon!

Look at that!

Didn't anyone ever tell you to wear a tampon

if you're gonna bleed?

White jeans?

Mom!

Oh my god!

Mom!

Okay, Arlo, will you turn off the...

What are you doing here?

I think I'm bleeding to death or something!

- What? - What?

Mom look, Arlo, don't.

Oh my god.

You're not bleeding, you got your first period!

Oh Arlo she got her first period.

Oh.

- Mom! - Honey!

You've got your period!

I think I'm gonna just step out for a smoke.

Stop laughing!

I don't know what...

Oh my god, those are Grandma's white jeans.

What am I?

Honey, Baby Bird, this is a really great moment,

- you got your period! - Mom, stop it!

Okay, okay.

What?

Okay.

In an ideal world what would you want me

to do right now because I can do it.

I mean Grandma is gonna flip over those jeans

but let's not talk about that right now.

But I mean when I got my first period she did not

handle it well, she was all like "here's a pamphlet,

"I hope you don't have any questions."

And then slam.

I was at the picnic.

In white jeans.

Okay, everybody saw.

That girl Rachel told everybody!

I don't even know what to do!

Happy first day of your first period.

You're not helping.

I am trying to cheer you up.

It's not my fault if you don't let me.

I'll catch up with you guys.

Dude that's her house.

Oh.

Okay I see.

That's cool.

You know what they say.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

Dude!

Dude you don't even know what that means.

Hey man.

Hey.

She home?

Yeah.

I wouldn't.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Why not?

Can you just give this to her please?

Which her?

Robin, she's in my class.

Oh you mean Bird.

Yeah.

Alright, will do.

Alright cool.

Oh sorry.

Will you show me?

What?

You know.

The stuff.

The stuff?

It's not really like that.

It better not be.

Okay, you know I can do this.

Yeah I mean that is, nobody stands when they do it.

Okay so, it, you know, you're like that,

and then, you know, you open up a thing

and you're like right up in there, maybe this way.

And you're like in its spot.

You know mine veers a little to the left