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Goal!
Don't try to play football on your father's chest?!
Go, do some productive work
Move off
Shaukath, hit it
Hit it to there
Attention players!
We've come to the end of the final round
for this year's selection of 'Calicut City Strikers'
Requesting all participants to assemble before the selection Committee
Take that paper
Koyaka this paper includes all selected players Check that out!
They seem to think it's a world cup selection
During the game its lemon, soda and glucose
After that it's the usual parotta and mutton chops from Beach Hotel
You bet! lt'll be the same after the selection too
But just check out the attitude Looks like they'll pay us in dollars
Silence! Silence!
We are making some high level decisions here
Anyone who shows indiscipline won't be in the team
I will call out the names now Please step forward
Ashiq Rahman Uday Balakrishnan
Vimal Gopi
Reneesh Ashraf
Sooraj
Shyam
Shaukath
You guys are now part of Team A
Team B's list will be displayed on the office notice board tomorrow
Hey... hey!
What? What are you trying?
Acting funny? Don't try all that with me!
You've selected just 3 of us
What about the other 4? You have to include them too
Selection committee's decision is final No further appeal
But it's our team which won the selection match, isn't it?
Wasn't it filled with fouls?
We've selected 3 of you Play if you want to!
Hey, you better select all 7 of us, or else we don't want your screwed up selection!
It needs more than what you have to be part of this team
...run by 2 eminent Santhosh Trophy players me Usman Bhai and Kanaran
Is it?
Look at these heroes who are responsible for...
...bringing the World cup to India for the 1 st time!
Let's fold our hands in respect then!
- Greetings! - Let's go
SEVENES
- Good morning, sir - Good morning
- You've come pretty early today - Yes
Haven't you purchased anything?
One of the sales girls' mentioned some new stock arrival this week
Was it Gowri?
I noticed you hovering around her
No, it's not like that
- Hey, you better watch out - Why?
She's pretty innocent but her brother is a troublemaker
What kind of problem?
You'll get to know eventually
That's one of the reasons I don't even glance her way even by mistake
- By the way, were you in the Gulf? - You guessed by my perfume, isn't it?!
No way! It's your hair... it's kind of...
It's the other one... I need to catch up with youngsters like you, isn't it?
Sir, you should give me maximum discount?
Consider it done! You go ahead and make your purchase
May I help you, sir?
Thanks... but no thanks I'll help myself
Someone mentioned the other day about new stocks expected this week
Wonder where they are!
It's here Sir, your size is 42, isn't it?
Yes, how do you know that?
You've spent quite some time choosing Please do try these, sir
You really don't have to address me as 'sir', Gowri
Sir, am actually not keen on calling you 'sir'
But our company policy says 'customer is our Lord'!!!
I'll manage You really don't have to...
It's okay, sir This is part of our job, isn't it?
Just because I help you try out shoes it doesn't mean am falling at your feet
I took up this job fully knowing what I was getting into
I'm not that chauvinistic a person to force a lady into helping me with my shoes!
Shall I ask you something?
Is it true that a person's character can be measured by merely looking at his shoes?
Yes, shoes speak volumes of a person's character
Guess that's why women who are not shy too prefer to walk with their heads bowed down
- Do you know all about this slipper-ology!? - Well, a little maybe
In that case why don't you say something about me?
Should I predict looking at these shoes or those shoes?
If you look at those shoes you might misjudge me totally
How can character be judged by looking at shoes?
Anyway, this is something you liked, so pack it
I'm Shyam I don't need to impress anyone
You should come again with your friends I'll give you a good discount
Of course, I'll do that I'll bring a friend tomorrow
Another friend day after and 1 more the next day and so on
This way I'll keep com ing repeatedly
Take it sir
Hey buddy! Your shoes look cool Where did you get these from?
He must have flicked it from some cool guy in a tem ple or church
The shoes are good But I doubt if they suit you well
Get lost!
Okay, tell us where is it from?
It is from a happening shoe store in a shopping mall in the city
The store owner is my friend
Who is this new friend whom we don't know?
He's back from the Gulf
I convinced him to give me a heavy discount!
Hey! I know that's not true!
It's this sales girl Gowri who works at the shoe store
He's been interested in her for quite sometime
And ever since, he has got into this business of buying shoes
Get lost, you m ischief maker!
Her brother is a bloody thug who'd beat up anyone for money
He belongs to Beypore Sridhar's gang
If he ever gets to know this you'll have no feet to wear those shoes
It'll be the end of your love for shoes
Tomorrow is my 3rd pay day
I've told mom not to expect money from me this month
A new pair of shoes! That's in my budget this month
So, for your sake we'll buy it only from her shop
You guys have already started counting your 3rd month salary, is it?
Wait, I'll show you guys once my semester finishes
- I'll be chosen by Microsoft in campus interview for sure - Oh! Is it?
Look at me, a college graduate still waiting for a green signal after my 18th interview
And look at him already dreaming of Microsoft with still 1 unfinished semester
You guys just keep babbling about exams and interviews
If you want to make money you need do some bone-crunching work
Are you talking about that oil-stained job in your dad's workshop?
Are you trying to be sarcastic?
When I count money every evening no one asks me if it smells of oil or diesel
But your dad doesn't allow you to touch the money, right?
That's okay, no problem
At least I don't have to worry about the expenses at home
As far as my expenses go I somehow manage
Oh goodness! Champions league live is on ESPN at 6.30 today
Shyam, what's the time?
Where's your watch, buddy?
It...
You sold your watch to buy those shoes?!
Thank God that girl doesn't work in a jewelry shop
Else he'd have sold his kidneys too
Even if I had to sell myself to gain her love I'd do it
Let's row the boat of our dreams through this birth together
Let's taste the nectar under the same parasol forever
Let's clasp our souls together to unite separating in our dreams never
Let's enjoy the melody from the Veena whose music is so illusive
I will be the bamboo flute which plays the song to match your steps exclusive
What the hell...?
Get into the car!!
- Brother... don't - Leave me
- Come - Leave him
Sooraj!
Let's go
- Where's Ashokan? - Which Ashokan?
The one who is with Beypore Sridharan
- He hasn't come here - Hasn't he come?
Tell him Shyam's friends came here and they destroyed all this
New guys on the block who seem to be targeting Beypore Sridharan
Good!
Haven't seen you around in a long time?
Those shoes are not worn out as yet
I always knew that you weren't com ing here to purchase shoes
Didn't Gowri come back again?
Her brother, that devil came here 6 months ago
He said she will not be working here anymore I believe she lives around Beypore
I had been there too
She was staying in a rented house but she's no longer there now
So you still haven't forgotten her?
If it is true love it will never leave you
Look!
Stop here
Sooraj, look there
How come the FIFA leaders are here in this 'poor man's ground'?
We also grew and played in this ground
We heard you were on a world tour for team selection
How come you are back so soon?
Looks like you gave the players from Liverpool...
...and United Manchester a run for their money
Of course, we visit several places to discover new power- packed talent
Oh I see, then why have you come here?
Don't start pecking like a hen not aware if it is being killed or reared
Oh Koyaka, tell us, what is it?
Yesterday's finals was against 'Kannur Fighters'
Thanks to that devil jersey # 11, Sudhir the game finally ended in a draw
The 3 of you can now play instead of our bruised players
I'm telling you guys only because it's the finals
We don't do anything in half measure
No problem, all 7 of you can play so that the co- ordination is good
You guys have been asking us for quite sometime anyway
So we decided to help you realize your dream
- What do you say, Kanaran? - Very true
Wait! We've not yet confirmed Let's fix the remuneration first
Is it that rem uneration you missed when Strikers did not get selected?
Those who played for our team are the ones who finally represented India
We've heard that story before You guys are the ones who need us now
So tell us what is in for us here?
It is only when the house is burning can you cut the plantain stem, right?
- Okay, tell us your demands - Our demands are not so big
A pair of branded shoes of our choice, a shirt
...and a pair of trousers and 1000 bucks
- Liverpool and Manchester is better than this - No bargaining
If it's 'yes' let's shake hands
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