Plus-Sized Elf (エルフさんは痩せられない。)

Would you look at that? What a tasty morsel.

Now eat your fill.

Plus-Sized Elf

The Empress of the Park and the Demonic Dinner

Check out that lady, she's huge!

W-wow, no kidding...

Rawr! I'm gonna eat'cha!

They're so full of energy.

Staaaaaaaare.

The hell are you jerks starin' at?!

I've heard that female Ogres have strong maternal instincts.

I guess that holds true even for alcoholics like you.

Hold up! Th-this has nothing to do with me liking kids, I just think they're cute and-

So, Ogres have a soft spot for kids, eh?

Oh shaddup!

Whoa there. Calm down.

Getting into a huff here will just make all the kids laugh at you.

Huh?

Speaking of, where'd they all go?

Hey!

You're on my turf!

If you wanna pway awound here, then you gotta pay up!

Omigod! How can something be this cute?!

Whuz the matter?

Stowp goofin' around and fowk over da goods!

This brat doesn't know any manners.

Maybe I should come down on her like a ton of bricks.

Oh, come on! It's normal for kids to have a little sass!

Seeing you with such a goofy look is kinda freaking me out.

This kid needs to learn how to properly interact with her betters.

You down't get to wecture me! Bam! Bam!

Get your fat ass outta here, dumptwuck! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Kuroeda?!

Bad girl.

Violence is a no-no.

Lemme go! How are you so stwong?!

So, your name is Kobo, huh?

That's MISS Kobo to you, bowl cut boy!

U-uh, okay.

Do you always extort people when you're at the park?

It's my turf! So I can do whaddeva I want to make a pwofit!

Wait, is that...?

The payments I cowwected fwom the kidz who came to pway in the park.

SMIIIIIRK

But none of them couwd pay the extwa for bawck taxes from befowe I came,

so I kicked them all outta here!

What a slumlord...

That's not nice. Stealing from others is a no-no.

Why would you do that?

Well, the twuth is I got abandoned by my pawents.

They weft me starving on the stweets, so I did it to survive...

You know we can see the eyedrops.

Oh, you poor thing!

You believed that?!

It's okay! Let me take care of you!

I'll be your mommy now!

Lay off! You're bweaking my bones!

Fries 4 Life

There's no way in hell someone starving for food

would have bulging curves of flab on them like that.

How dare you!

I hate people talking abouwt my fwab!

Just wook at that ugwy sack of fat you call a stomach!

I'm gonna smack the hell outta it!

Damn. She dodged.

What is she?

She's a Kobold sprite.

They have the physical appearance of kids, but this is actually a full-grown adult.

Seriously?!

Elves, huh?

I shouwd've known fwom how slow you are.

And having that ugwy sack of fat juwst makes you an even bigger slowpoke!

Elves aren't slowpokes!

Good wuck hitting me with those awwows!

C'mon! Whuz the matter?

Dammit! Quit scampering around!

You'll never hit me!

Butterballs like you couwd never hope to pull off moves wike this!

Aw crap...

There's no escape for you now.

I can't bewieve this lard bucket of an Elf got the bettew of me.

It's onwy cuz eating all the stupid candies fwom the kidz made me fat.

They'd never beat me if I couwd get bawck into shape!

Miss Kobo, would you like me to teach you some facial exercises

to help improve your jawline?

Seriouswy?

But on one condition.

No more misbehaving.

Does that sound good?

All wight.

Lick

Lick

Making broad motions with your mouth and tongue

will help to stimulate the muscles in your face.

And despite differences in physique,

even people with smaller faces can benefit from it.

Face lifting massages are also very beneficial.

Here's how you do it. Just stretch like this.

So cute!

Make these part of your daily routine

and the contours of your face will be sharper in no time!

I kept my end of the deal. So please keep your promise, okay?

All wight.

A few days later...

Wh-what the?!

Oh, hey, Human.

Don't worry. After I did sowme dieting and impwoved my wooks,

these kids gave me pwesents voluntarily.

Being popular makes life such a bweeze it's awmost annoying.

Wow! She looks even more precious now!

I'm keeping my pwomise. No misbehaving.

Hewp me again the next time I put on weight, okay?

Plus-Sized Elf

Plus-Sized Elf!

Massage Relaxation

You had French fries again, didn't you!

Um, well, they started selling this limited-time flavor...

and I couldn't help myself.

Sounds like we need to ban you from eating fries for a while.

Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh!