South Park

Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!

You guys! You guys!

Chef is going away.

Going away? For how long?

Forever.

I'm sorry, boys.

Chef said he's been bored,

so he's joining a group called the Super Adventure Club.

Wow!

Chef, what kind of questions do you think

adventuring around the world is gonna answer?!

What's the meaning of life? Why are we here?

I hope you're making the right choice.

I'm gonna miss him.

I'm gonna miss Chef, and I...

and I don't know how to tell him!

Dude, how are we gonna go on?

Chef was our f-friend.

And we will all miss you, Chef.

But we know you must do what your heart tells you.

- Bye-bye! - Goodbye!

- So long, Chef! - So long! Bye, Chef!

Goodbye, Chef!

Have a great time with the Super Adventure Club!

Goodbye.

- See you later! - Bye, Chef!

And now part two of "Life Without Chef."

Draw two cards, fat-ass.

Reverse to you, Jew.

- - I'll get it.

Hello, there, children!

He's back!

- Yeah! - Yeah! All right!

Chef, I can't believe you're back!

Well, it's true.

But are you back for good?!

That's right.

Hey, everybody, Chef's back!

- All right! Yeah! - Huh? Oh!

Oh, finally!

That's great! That's great!

Wow. It seems like you had a great time

with the Super Adventure Club, Chef.

They sound like really interesting people.

Yeah.

But now that you're back here,

does that mean you're not in the Super Adventure Club anymore?

No, no!

Oh, so have you decided you can still belong

to the Super Adventure Club

but live here in South Park again?

That's right!

Well, it seems like the Super Adventure Club

was just what you needed, Chef.

You must be feeling very happy

that you found a club to belong to with new friends

but that you can also live here in South Park

with all your old friends whom you care for deeply, right?

That's right! Randy!

Yeah. Yeah!

Well, Chef, you're welcome to stay here with me

until you buy another house.

Thank you. Jimbo.

Well, come on, everybody.

I'm sure Chef would like a little time to get moved in.

That's right! Thank you!

Goodbye! Everybody!

- Later! - Great to have you back!

- Bye-bye! - See you, Chef!

See you later, Chef! Bye!

Well, I guess we'll see you in school tomorrow, Chef.

You bet. Goodbye!

Children!

Right.

Uh, see ya.

Uh, guys...

did Chef seem a little, uh, trippy to you?

Well, look. He said he's happier now.

Maybe he just needs to rest up a little.

Yeah, I'm sure whatever that Super Adventure Club does

- is pretty tiring. - Yeah. Look, whatever.

I'm just glad he's back for good.

Mrph rm rph.

It's really weird what he said.

I don't know. It kind of confused me.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

I can't wait to have Chef's lunch food again!

Yeah. I hope he makes his Salisbury steak

with buttered noodles!

- You guys, you guys! - What?

Something's wrong with Chef.

He's saying some really weird stuff.

Like what?

I think... I think he wants to have sex with me.

What?

I got to... I got to go.

Weirdo.

Hello, there, children!

- Hey, Chef! - Mrph rm!

- How's it going? - Good.

Well, how about I meet you boys after work, and we...

Excuse me?

Come on, children.

You're my sexual fantasy.

Let's all make sweet love.

Chef, a-are you okay?

Inside your rectum. Kyle.

Dude, what are you saying?

Your asshole, children.

What?!

Hi, kids. I'm Detective Jarvis.

Uh, I need to ask you all some difficult questions

about your school cafeteria chef.

This doesn't make any sense!

We have some information that all this time,

Chef has been, and still is, a pedophile.

No, he's not.

Uh-huh.

No, he's not.

Yeah. Yeah, he is so.

What's a pedal file?

Now, we need some testimony in order to arrest Chef,

so I'm gonna use this doll to ask you kids a few questions.

Did Chef ever touch any of you here?

No!

Okay. Did he touch you here?

No!

Did he ever do this?

How about this?

BI-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!

My Uncle Bud did that to me once!

Did Chef ever try one of these on for size?

God damn it! Chef isn't like that!

Something funny is going on here!

Young man, will you please pay attention?

This is very important stuff!

Oh! Ooh.

Hello, there, children!

Chef, the police are asking questions about you.

Oh, really?

Well, let's all go home and...

No, Chef, we don't want to make love to you.

Kenny, how would you like to sodomize my black ass?!

Chef! Chef!

You need to get out of here

before you get arrested, all right?!

I specializes in your asshole, Kyle.

Man, I can't believe all this time.

Chef just wanted us for sex.

He didn't want us for sex, fat-ass!

Something is making him say those things.

Mrph rm?

Something must have happened to Chef while he was gone.

Maybe he hit his head

or got stuck in some quantum time vortex.

Look, he spent the last three months

with that adventurers' club.

Maybe they know what happened to him.

Mrph! Rmhmhm rm mrph rphmrmhmhm rm rmphmhm rm!

Yeah!

All right! Come on, guys!

Hey, guys. You know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs?

Joobs.

May I help you?

Uh, hi. Can we speak to the head guy or something?

Right this way.

Now, the upper rim of Kilimanjaro

should be quite a trek, and so we'll need to have a...

Excuse me, sir.

These boys wanted to speak with you.

Ah, yes! Splendid! Good afternoon, lads!

I'm head adventurer William P. Connelly, Esquire.

Welcome to the Super Adventure Club!

- Jolly-o! - Cheers!

- Hello! - Indeed!

Uh, hi.

Our friend joined your club a while back,

and now he wants to molest kids.

What?

Well... Well, yes, of course!

That's what the Super Adventure Club does!

Huh?

We travel the world and have sex with children.

Yes. What else would we do?

Well, we thought you went exploring

and, like, hunting and stuff.

No, no. That's the Adventure Club.

We're the Super Adventure Club.