Darkwing Duck

3, 2, 1!

Let's get dangerous.

Darkwing, Darkwing... Duck!

Look out!

Let's get dangerous.

At last! The Golden Orb of Ytterbium!

Another successful quest by...

Astroduck! Prince of Space!

Not so fast!

By the planets!

My arch-enemy, the evil cosmic overlord!

This neutron-disassembler says the orb is mine, Astroduck.

Never! My plasma pistol will put an end to your villainy!

Use your rocket-skis, Astroduck!

Yeah, yeah, right on!

Boy, Honk! Your folks are the best babysitters.

Gerger, Astroduck's about to blast the Cosmic Overlord!

This is no time to do your homework.

Actually, this is your homework, Gosalyn.

In that case, get back to work!

When I said I'd help with your paper, I didn't mean I'd write the whole thing for you.

Hey, I wrote the title didn't I?

The Great Explorers of History

by Gosalyn Mallard.

Cool, huh?

AAA! Dad!

No more TV shows for you.

You've got a paper to write.

But, Dad! History's so boring!

It's just a buncha stupid dates and junk!

Wrong-o, young lady! History is the Fountain of Knowledge!

Now come with... me!

Whoaaaa!

History is the Fountain of Knowledge!

More like the Fountain of boredom.

Hey!

What's goin' on?

Whoaaaah!

Yaaa-aaahh!

Yaaahh!

Whoaf!

Astroduck!

Hey! You look a lot different than you do on TV!

By the planets! A flying book!

I could use that on my quest...

the quest for the Fountain of Knowledge!

Care to join me?

The Fountain of Knowledge? You bet!

If I got ahold of that, I'd never have to study again!

Then... onward to glory!

Hey, wait up!

Whoa...! How do you steer this thing?

Whoa-oa-oa!

Yaahh! Yaahh!

Oof! Oof!

My rocket-skies... broken!

And the warranty just ran out.

Wow! Cool!

Hey! We've got to look for the Fountain!

Where are you going?

To ask someone directions!

At last! I've found the shortcut to Iceland!

Great! I'll just ask that Viking if he knows where...

Viking?

Hey, where are we, anyway?

According to my universal travel compu-guide,

we're somewhere in your planet's history!

Now, help me with this book!

We've got a Fountain to find!

We're in history?!

Well, where else would a flying history book take you?

You see? It's open to the discovery of America!

So that must be the great Viking explorer,

Leif Eriksson!

Yo, Leif! Welcome to America!

Any idea where the Fountain of Knowledge is?

No, not really. I just...

Wait a second... this isn't Iceland?

Terrific! That's what I get

for following my sidekick's directions!

Sorry, I musta had the map upside-down.

Leif Eriksson had a sidekick?

They must have left that out of the history books!

Come on, Gosalyn! Let's go look for the Fountain!

Why look when we can just ask where it is?

Hey! Maybe those Indians know!

Oh, look, dear. We're being discovered!

Ooo, do I look alright?

It's about time yous got here!

We've been barbecuin' for many moons!

So, who wants a buffalo burger?

You have got to work on your landings.

Nonetheless, at last, I, Christopher Columbus,

have found the shortcut to India!

I claim this India in the name of Spain!

Not so fast, buster! I was here first, and it's America, not India.

Oh, yeah?

Well, then why are there Indians here?

Look, I was here first!

No, I was here fir...

No, you weren't.

You weren't! Yes, I was!

Guys, please.

You're acting like babies.

Besides, I was here before either of you got here.

She wants to steal our credit.

Let's get her!

Badminton!

My favorite!

Funny lookin' racket, though.

Gimme that!

Don't go away! I'll get the net.

One badminton net comin' up!

Ohh! Ohh!

Oof!

A minor setback.

You can't tackle in badminton.

Thanks, Big Guy, thanks.

You don't know where the Fountain of Knowledge is, do you?

Not pre-zactly.

But an ancient legend says the Fountain is...

as far as you can get from here.

Let me check the universal compu-travel guide.

As far as you can get from america? Hmm...

China! China!

Uh, how do you work this book again?

Just turn to a page about China.

Here it is! China! Let's go!

Thanks for the tip, Chief!

Onward to China... and to glory!

Yeeee-haahh!

Astroduck, look out.

The life of a crimefighter is never easy,

especially when his sidekick borrow's his cape to wax the car.

Oh, no!

Gosalyn's sleepwalking again!

Nyaahh!

Hang on, Gosalyn!

Darkwing Duck always get his man... daughter... girl...

whatever.

Uh-oh!

Ohh!

Aah!

Hey! Quiet!

I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!

Ooh, Darkwing again!

Will he haunt me to the end of my days?

Gosalyn!

Look out!

Gosalyn!

Gosalyn!

Gosalyn!

Gosalyn!

We're falling!

I know, but, but, but I can't do anything about it.

Yaahh! Yaahh!

Um... hmm...

We're in the imperial Chinese palace.

They must be the emperor and empress.

And that must be Marco Polo.

Wow!

We really are traveling through history!

Who'd ever think a school book could be cool?

Well, what do you know?

More visitors and stuff.

Oh, goody, Emperor Herb!

Now, you fry up the mau moo goo gai burgers,

and I'll set out the good China.

Marco Polo... he discovered France, right?

Oooo! No!

He spent 20 years exploring the orient!

Great! Then he must know if the Fountain's here!

Mr. Polo, is there a Fountain of Knowledge around here anywhere?

How should I know?

All I've been able to round here is a bunch of junk!

Coal, tea, spices!

Half my life wasted! I'm a failure!

Are you nuts? Look at all this cool stuff!

Hey, fireworks!

Well, knock yourself out.

Keen gear!

My sidekick's got tons of this junk out in the cart.

Uh, what cart?

Ohh, by the planets, look!

The Cosmic Overlord!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Astroduck!

What a delightful surprise!

Cross the galaxy to steal a few priceless artifacts,

and I get my arch-enemy on a silver platter!

Well, kids, say hello to my neutron-disassembler