Akaash Vani

Akaash!

Vani!

Why are you yelling so early in the morning?

When will he wake up? When will he leave?

Have you confirmed the train timing?

Yes, I checked. It's on time.

I still say what's the need?

Why go to Delhi? She can get an education here.

You will be going to drop him, won't you?

Why should I go?

This is no time to discuss this matter. Come to breakfast.

I am ready. Call the one who's going.

Yes, Pinky. Tell me.

What?

Pinky's home is vacant.

Her parents have gone to Himalaya.

She asked me to come, mate.

Kiddo!

Hurry up!

I love you.

That's no proposal. That was too stale.

Do something interesting.

Darling, I'm crazy in love with you.

My heart is crazy, so I have these feelings.

Please take the bride with you, sweetheart.

I love you too.

Darling, I love you too.

Although I never imagined I would get so restless..

..at the sight of you. But this is no temporary love.

I swear by Romeo and Juliet, I love you too for posterity.

That was good.

Hi. Akaash. English honors. - Vani. Me too.

Me too.

Class.

Kiddo.

Intro. - Akaash, Vani.

I asked you your name, not the radio station.

Vani, Akaash.

Whatever. Just do as you're told.

Look at these two.

Penny, dime, dollar.

Got it?

Start.

Penny, dime, dollar.

Penny, dime, dollar.

Hi. Sumbodh.

Shekhar.

Hi. Let's have some introductions.

Fool! - Hey!

It was good.

It was good?

Say thank you.

What is this? - What is it?

Crap! Dress code.

What the hell!

Guys, I look so hot.

Very hot. Very hot.

It's been my childhood fantasy.

Pretty girls with two braids and oil in the hair.

Oil, oil! Oil, oil! Oil, oil!

What's going on?

We're watching Baywatch.

You call that Baywatch. With so much cover?

Lazy woman! You expect her to do everything?

This is a college. Use some imagination.

Girls are no longer interesting these days.

You call that a figure? Straight as a plank.

There was a time when poets wrote..

..rivers change their path coming to your hip.

What will they write now, when there are no hips?

My sight slipped this morning.

How so? - Ask Vani.

It's nothing.

For the first time Vani fell in love with me at first sight.

She even said I love you.

How do you know it's the first?

It's her second or third love.

So I can't get tea?

Ask the first one to treat you.

Hello. - Hi honey, what you doing?

This is not the time to call decent girls.

Oh! Decent girls? Decent girls are fast asleep by this time.

Moreover decent girls don't fall in love..

..for the second and third time.

I was going to launder the clothes that's why I'm awake.

Launder. No problem. I'll see you there.

Vani, I gave this a lot of thought.. and came to the decision..

..I'm okay with being the second or the third.

And what if you're the fourth or the fifth?

Crap Vani. Seriously, I didn't expect this of you.

You are such a philanderer!

Anyway, what good is angel if I've fallen for a Jezebel?

I'm Jezebel?

You are. But you're an awesome Jezebel.

Everything seems yellow to a jaundiced eye.

That is true. Everyone seems awesome for I am awesome.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven..

..eight, nine, ten, eleven..

A-B-C-D."

What's your problem?

To be or 32 B? That is the question.

I'll never do laundry with you.

Even better. Just give them to me, I'll do them.

I love pink.

Why do you say such crude things?

You could say something cordial.

Vani, Vani, Vani. Cordiality is mere illusion.

What did you bring to this world..

..what will you take with you?

You came bare skinned and that's how you will depart.

Vani, come out of all this talk, rise up and move ahead.

Bathe in the rivers and defecate in the fields.

Wake up, Vani. Wake up from.. - Shut up! -This false dream.

Shut up!

Wake up, Vani. - Shut up!

Shut up!

"Baby I, your crazy lover. Baby I, your crazy lover."

"Baby I, your crazy lover."

"You smiling, me climbing tower."

"Ho me climbing tower, tower. Ho me climbing tower, tower."

"Ho me climbing tower, tower. Ho me climbing tower, tower."

"Tower, baby, ta. Oh my baby, ta. Oh my baby."

"I cauli me cauliflower.

"Baby I, your crazy lover."

"Oh my baby, hug hug hurry."

"I your teddy, warm n furry."

"Let love be love. Let not beat up."

"I will glow you, don't you worry. Sparkler."

"I horse, you horse power."

"Baby I, your crazy lover."

"Listen lover, my honey."

"Mister Playful, I no bunny."

"Wherever I go, why you follow?"

"Don't be cheap, boy, and don't be funny."

"Youth.."

"I happy, you happy hour.

"Wow o wow, my crazy lover."

"Ho me climbing tower, tower. Ho me climbing tower, tower."

"Ho me climbing tower, tower. Ho me climbing tower, tower."

"Tower, baby, ta. Oh my baby, ta. Oh my baby."

"Tower, baby, ta. Oh my baby, ta. Oh my baby."

"Baby I, your crazy lover."

Listen to me. - I don't want to hear your crude talk.

It's not crude. I have changed. I'm a changed man.

This is something very cordial.

Listen to him, girl. Listen to him.

Talk.

That won't do. Be a little more polite.

Let's hear it.

May I?

Proceed.

Seeing your face surrounded by your hair..

..the bulb felt the moon appeared in the window.

What?

I want that bulb. That particular one.

I want to use only that one.

Boy, your poetry lacks punch.

Apparently you've never been in love.

Let me show you how it's done.

Ladies? - Proceed.

'My love exists even today.'

'I long for your hair even today.'

'Even today my nights are spent thinking of you.'

'My insane condition exists even today.'

'I don't like to see any other My dishonest eyes..

..have a modicum of decency left in them even today.'

'Love me once and then leave me if you wish.'

'Love me once and then leave me if you wish.'

'You have permission to break my heart and leave even today.'

Wonderful! - Wonderful!

Wonderful! Absolutely wonderful!

Did you learn anything?

Learn from him.

Are you guys done?

Shall we go for a movie?

Movie? No, I have to go to my aunt's home.

It will get very late. Another time.

Okay, bye. I got to go.

She says "another time."

Another time doesn't come.

The heart is helpless without her.

It refuses to lose itself elsewhere.

I ask for one breath, one heartbeat, one look.

She says, another time.

But another time...

..doesn't come.

Are you going all by yourself?

Of course. Who would escort me so late at night?

I'll do it. I'll drop you.

Give me two minutes. - Hold on, I'll join you.

Bye, goodnight. - Goodnight.

What the..! - What?

Sheku, Sheku, Shekhu, she is my Juliet.

What now? - Now go to bed and I'll drop her.

Sure.

Goodnight.

Hi.

Where is Shekhar?

He's got diarrhoea. So I told him not to worry.

Take your time. I'll drop Vani.