Please Don't Date Him (제발 그 남자 만나지 마요)

Life is so difficult.

I'm going to talk casually.

I'm never the type to post anything like this online.

But one of my friends is a user, so I've read some postings.

When I read them, I got to know about all kinds of legendary men.

The guy who gave his girlfriend free cotton pads from the cosmetic shop.

The glutton who didn't want to share pizza so waited in the playground,

then got the delivery and ate it by himself.

Actually, my friend who's a user here...

had met such a guy a while ago.

He's the kind of guy who robs A to pay B.

He would bring the sports car girl A bought him...

to pick up my friend, B,

and gave the tablet PC my friend had bought him to girl C.

Hey, didn't you buy that for him?

- But... - Don't make me laugh.

I had a bad feeling as soon as I saw that guy.

So I honestly thought my friend was weird.

Are you insane?

There are good guys in this world,

so why would she meet a guy like him?

But I can't believe I'm leaving a post here now.

My ex-boyfriend is a dentist.

He's in his mid-30s, worked as a hospitalist,

then took out a loan to open his hospital.

We dated for seven years.

I was in the engineering department in the same school...

and working in an IT company now.

I won't say more as my friends may notice it's me.

Come to think of it, there were odd moments.

I thought you'd like what I chose.

Everything is decided then.

You should do whatever you want when you can.

You won't be able to do any of this once we get married and have a kid.

Then I got to see the group chat of my boyfriend and his friends.

I won't say here how I got to see it.

But...

there I saw pictures of me in my underwear...

and all kinds of appraisals about my face and body.

I saw a new side to Jung Han today.

- Jung Han is a man of loyalty. - You're right.

He's marrying out of loyalty too.

There are fresher and juicier girls out there.

- She can't open an office for you. - Hey, I'm all about the body.

That's a share of loyalty. You have to keep her even if she flops.

Hey, she's quite good in bed.

That's what I love about old women.

(She has boobs! Look at this. It's from the surveillance footage.)

(These are blurry. Get better shots.)

(- They look pretty small to me. - Here you go. This is the proof.)

He's been watching me through the surveillance camera in secret.

Then he captured that picture and put it on the group chat.

Crazy jerk.

Also, I saw footage of him cursing me on the dashcam.

Why does she have to nag me to pick her up?

I wish she could've just gone home early.

My mind is all over the place right now as I'm drunk.

Anyway, no one knows how my life would pan out.

So you don't have to feel sorry for me.

Everyone reading this would need a good revenge story by now.

And so...

what I did was...

(Episode 2. I Shouldn't Have Met You)

I get chills whenever I read that article.

A guy broke into a house where a woman was living alone.

And he was hiding under the bed.

- Really? - He's a lunatic.

Shake your hand.

Okay. It's working.

So the camera can see me?

Right.

You're the best, honey.

Hey. We should turn that off.

What a despicable jerk.

- What is it? - They are matching sweaters.

This happened last time too. How come we're so good together?

I guess we connected.

He was peeking at me through CCTV. What? We connected?

He's been playing with me but also posted it on the group chat.

Should I put him in jail?

- What are you looking at? - You started first.

- You grabbed my hair first. - Calm down.

You grabbed my hair like this.

Please be quiet.

But...

didn't you say you are dating and going to get married soon?

That's why it's more upsetting.

- But you agreed to installing it. - Well,

that's true, but the problem is...

that he posted that picture on the group chat with his friends.

Everybody looked at it.

But are you sure this is you?

- Yes. - I mean,

your face is not taken from the front,

so it's hard to tell exactly with just the body.

Pardon?

We need verification that it really is your body...

for you to sue him.

Excuse me, sir.

I said that's me because it is. How can I make it clearer?

Goodness.

I revealed my name and face. What more do you want me to reveal?

I can't go to the police.

No, I won't go.

Bang Jung Han.

I'm going to kill you myself.

Honey. Do you want to come over to my place tomorrow?

You're here.

- Ta-da! - What is that?

I thought you would've finished your wine.

- Oh, right. - Sorry?

Nothing. You must've felt like it.

- What do you mean? - Nothing.

Why don't you wash up first?

- All of a sudden? - Yes.

While you wash up, I'll get things ready.

If you say that as soon as I'm here,

I appreciate it.

Gosh. It's hot.

Why?

Do you want to join me?

What are you doing?

Honey. That's...

You son of a gun!

You piece of crap!

Listen to me properly.

I will never marry a guy like you.

The day my picture here gets out,

this modest nude photo of you will be all over the world.

Got that?

Why did things come to this?

I got rid of my boyfriend.

Now I'm going to delete you.

(Are you sure you want to delete Janggo Project?)

- Hi, Janggo. - Yes, please go on.

Get lost.

Get lost!

I'm sorry.

- Get lost. - I'm sorry. I did not understand.

How come nothing goes the way I want it to?

Why not? I've lived really hard.

Why me? Get lost.

Get lost.

Just get lost.

Why?

What did I do wrong?

What did I do wrong?

I followed formulas and algorithms in life.

I put effort to get what I wanted.

I thought I calculated all the possible variables.

But why is it...

that the program I've been working on...

as well as the man I've chosen...

are giving me such a huge error...

at the same time?

What kind of menu should I recommend you?

Woman in her 30s.

An AI programmer.

Suffering from reflux esophagitis due to continuous overtime work.

Expecting her wedding in a month,

which is about to be called off.

Sandwiches for dinner yesterday.

It's been such a long time...

since I had a decent meal.

What should I eat?

How about a bowl of rich soybean paste stew, Ms. Seo?

You're too occupied with going over my personal data, aren't you?

I've never had rich soybean paste stew before,

so why do you keep telling me to eat it?

This crazy error still remains.

Ms. Seo, you're a born model student...

who believes in the power of hard effort.

(The model student type who believes in hard effort)

This video received the biggest number of likes...

- from your friends. - So our program is...

about meeting and interviewing people on the street.

But we don't see any people.

What if our first episode becomes our last?

This is not good.

Hey, there's one over there.

- Let's go right away. - Let's go.

Hello.

- Hello. - We're from "Don Feel Good."

- I'm YJP. - I'm Jung Hyung Don.

- You know him, right? - Right?

- Right? - Well...

- Don't you? - What about me?

- Do you know him? - "Goodness, my stomach."

I'm sorry. I don't watch TV these days.

- You better work harder. - Gosh, right.

I should work harder.

Could we do an interview with you for a moment?

- Sure. - What is your name?

My name is Seo Ji Sung.

What do you do for a living?

- I'm a student. - What do you major in?

- Computer engineering. - I see.

I know well about it because I came from a technical high.

V equals IR.

Voltage equals Current times Resistance.