Dan Da Dan (ダンダダン)

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Maybe they're like a wolf pack.

If I take out the leader, the rest'll scatter.

So dizzy!

- Can't get my power to work. -

- - Huh?

Hot, hot, hot, hot!

- - What did he do?

- Must have broke a pipe. - Look! She's getting away!

- Aah! Get her! -

Hurry! Get out! The whole dang fence is about to come down.

I got a splinter in my ass!

I don't know what happened, but I'm gettin' the hell outta here!

- Huh? -

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- - Uh...

- Ah! No! -

Whoa.

The view's off the hook!

Whew! Lucky thing this place was such a run-down dump.

\Yeah, it's all luck. Always the luck.

So much luck.

- What? What are you doing here? - Thought you could ditch me, did ya?

My ears perked up when I heard Seiko tell you where the goofy kid lived.

- - I knew it was in hot springs territory.

So I hid in your backpack, all sneaky like,

and hitched a ride without you even knowing!

I didn't care if you came with us.

Anyway, what do we do about the damage?

Who cares? The place was already falling apart.

I didn't do nothin', so it ain't my problem.

- How did that happen? - Oh, my back.

- Who in the hell? - Huh?

- - What? Did you jerks do this?

- Wait a sec! You're the Kitos! - Causing trouble like always!

Damn. It's the chamber of commerce.

Pick up the pace!

\- Don't let them get away! - Bastards! Hope you die in prison!

\Aah! That bath sure hit the spot.

\ Thanks for saving me.

\EPISODE 13: LIKE, THIS IS THE LEGEND OF THE GIANT SNAKE

\ I didn't save ya.

It's the power of the vessel I'm in doing its thing, that's all.

\ Yeah. I guess it is.

Anyway, what did you think of Jiji's place?

Did your Turbo Granny senses tingle?

I didn't feel anything weird in there.

That house is no good.

The walls, the floors... whole damn thing is soaked in blood.

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Holy crap. A secret room!

Shall we check it out?

No, of course not!

We don't know what kind of danger's lurking in there.

Let's wait for Miss Ayase to come back.

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That must be Miss Ayase.

Nice timing, girl!

Momo! You won't believe what we fo...

Huh?

DAN DA DAN

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You know that family of idiots in the corner house?

Well, I don't think I've ever heard them say hello!

Rude people make me so sick.

What are they thinking? This is our land, after all.

Someone oughta go and teach those so-and-sos a thing or two about manners.

Jin! Don't stand there like a tree.

- Sit yourself down and have a snack. - Wow, thanks!

That's right, kid. Be more sociable.

It's on account of my generosity you don't have to pay the rent.

Hah! Right, ma'am.

Life's tough when your folks ain't fit to care for you.

If it weren't for us taking pity on you,

you'd be out on the street living out of a box.

Yeah, she's right, my boy. You should be grateful.

- Jiji, what's the deal with these people? -

Everything she said is true.

They're letting me stay here for free till my folks get out of the hospital.

They're the Kito Family. They own this place.

They're right. The only reason I got a roof over my head is 'cause of them.

What are they gonna say about the hole we put in the wall?

If they find out about it, just play dumb.

- Hey, Jin. -

You took off without telling us.

You're supposed to ask for permission first.

Sorry. My good buddy here wanted to hang out,

but he didn't have a ride, so I went and got him.

- Mm-hm! - He's my good buddy, after all!

He ain't another medium, is he?

'Cause if you thought you could bring another one of them around these parts,

we're gonna have a problem!

- Mmm... - What? You think this is funny?

There's no ghosts around here, ya idiot!

Are you trying to destroy our property's value?

Don't go telling lies about this place bein' haunted!

No, no!

- Does he even look like a medium to you? -

Those other people were scammers. There's no ghosts here.

Huh?

I got a hunting license, don't you know?

And I hear accidents happen all the time up in these mountains.

I should be careful, 'cause one day, I might be chasin' a boar,

and if a person got between me and my gun and that boar,

they might get dead.

Could ya please not point that at me?

License or no license, if a cop happened along and saw you doin' that,

they'd lock you up.

Good afternoon.

What a drag.

Chamber of commerce almost caught us at our favorite hot spring.

But thanks to Tsuru, we managed to give those whackadoos the slip.

- Yeah. - The whole place collapsed on us.

- Now we need to find a new hot spring. -

I don't know how I'm going to handle this one!

The boys sure were reckless.

What kind of trouble did you knuckleheads cause this time?

It's a secret, Ma.

Tsuru, if any of the Kito Family get nabbed, it's your head.

Hey, Jin. Where'd you disappear to?

Oh, uh, I was with a friend.

\- You better not be lyin' to me, boy. -

\If there's one thing I freakin' hate, it's a liar.

- I'm not! - Who's this guy?

Uh... Oh, he's the friend I was with. I brought him over to hang out.

Hmm.

If you're Jin's friend, what's his favorite soccer team?

Huh?

That's something a friend should know.

- Uh, sports ain't his thing-- - Put a sock in it, Jin.

Well, friend? Do you guys go way back, or did you just meet?

'Cause if you ain't his friend like he says you are,

how come he brought you, a stranger, here to this house?

So, what's his favorite team?

Z... Zaint-Germain.

- Well, well! -

You do know!

Guess that proves you're his friend all right!

How did you...

- - Oh.

ice one, Okarun!

\- Hey, Jin. - Uh...

\What happened to that girl you brought over?

She comin' back soon or what?

Uh... uh, what do you mean, girl?

There wasn't a girl here.

No lies, Jin. If there was, you better 'fess up.

But I mean it. There wasn't any girl--

We gave you a chance, and you screwed yourself good.

You just went and lied to us, boy.

Uh... huh?

- Well, this is it. The tsuchinoko shrine -

But, like, what's his deal?

Can I help you with anything?

Oh, um...

I was lookin' for the tsuchinoko shrine?

Yeah, you found it.

Sorry, I was just shooting a clip.

Tryin' to be a BooTuber.

Come on in. Check it out.

- - Wait, you're just gonna show me?

Isn't it supposed to be a super precious relic?

Not even. It's not like I make money off it.

I wish I was a BooTuber.

Oh! I get to see a tsuchinoko!

I'm gonna come back later with Okarun.

This totally looks... like nothing.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

SHRINE OF THE GIANT SNAKE

The few documents the shrine still has say

a dragon rising to heaven will cast a rainbow,

and the wrath of the mountain will engulf the village.

See, folks here used to worship a giant snake.

They believed it lived deep in the volcano,

and when the snake got hungry, it caused eruptions.

It figures the villagers didn't want the snake to get hungry,

so what they did was

they offered one of their children as a sacrifice.

200 years after the last sacrifice,

the volcano hasn't even erupted once.

The village was also blessed with the hot springs.