The Lizzie Bennet Diaries

Hi, everyone! Jane and I are having a bit of a disagreement.

She says that I keep instigating arguments with Darcy when he's trying to be nice.

"Nice" was not the word I used.

I'm paraphrasing, and it doesn't matter, because you're wrong, wrong, wrong.

- You promised you would keep this civil! - I'm always civil!

Are you sure that you want to talk about this in front of tens of thousands of viewers?

She's the one who insisted on turning on the camera.

Yeah, cause I thought it would make you leave me alone.

- You cannot use the internet as a safety blanket, Lizzie. - I can try!

All right, fine.

My name is Lizzie Bennet, and William Darcy does not like me.

At all! Not at all. Nope.

I understand what you're saying, but he's trying,

and I think that he genuinely likes you as a person.

What?! What? What?

Darcy? Genuine? Likes people?

Does not compute!

Darcy doesn't like anything, except himself and wearing scarves in the middle of summer.

- Well, you tend to be a little confrontational. - I am very agreeable!

- How about when he asked you to dance the other night? - He did no such thing.

- He so did! - At what point were the words

"Lizzie, do you wanna get your groove thing on?" uttered by Darcy?

- Never, I would hope. - Yeah! No.

Oh, God, forget - strike that! But you know what I meant.

- Here you are! - Really? We're doing this?

Come on, I'm getting really good at it.

- Internet fame is going to your head! - Here we go.

Hey, you're kind of into audiovisual stuff. How do you like these speakers?

They have a 270 degree delivery system, providing true stereoscopic sound.

I put them in myself. - See? There he goes, patting himself on the back.

GREAT conversation opener! - That is not what you said.

- The sound quality is mediocre at best. - Oh, yeah! Yeah, um...

My personal preference is for a vintage gramophone type of sound.

They provide a more authentic and rustic feel. - Just get to the point.

So, um, this song is really catchy! I hear it's popular and really good for dancing.

You like this kind of music, right? I mean, that's what Caroline said,