TallBoyz

Redskin.

Chink.

Nigger.

I was going to say that one.

Go back to the reserve.

Go back to China.

Go back to Africa.

Can we, like, switch up the order?

Or, you know, I'm just gonna start my own one.

It's not easy being the only black kid who...

In the small town where my mother was born,

I couldn't buy a drink

because they thought it was... "dangerous."

I was teaching my mom English,

when a man called us zipperheads.

My mom's like, "What'd he say?"

I didn't have the heart to translate.

I went for a drive with a friend

and the cops pulled us over.

The officer reached for his weapon...

And as I looked down the barrel of the gun...

- I thought to myself... - What the fuck?

- Who witnessed this? - I was in the car with you!

Bang! Another black man down.

No one got shot.

- End... - Racism...

Now!

I agree.

- We... - Need...

Change!

Yup!

Can we do like a four-person thing?

You know, so we can all equally contribute to this?

- Power... - To...

- The... People! - What?

He's using two arms right now!

Are you guys not seeing this?

He's goddamned Supermanning.

Help each other.

Help each other.

- Help each... - Screw you guys!

Pepsi, uniting our thirst!

Wait, this is a commercial?

What the hell!

Oh!

Wow, those guys are so tall.

Must be nice being that tall in the club.

Ow!

Goddamn it! Pipes everywhere!

It's industrial design.

- Who designed this? - Frank Gehry.

Ow!

My god, are you okay?

Watch where you're going!

I am so sorry. Uh...

You wanna dance?

No!

- Dude! - Sorry.

It's in my peripheral vision!

Ah!

You're not tall.

Yes, I am.

I'm 5'11" and a half.

Oh, we got a giant on our hands.

Dude, you're embarrassing yourself.

Wow, you're really tall.

What are you, 5'11"?

5'11" and a half!

Amazing.

You should come join us for drinks.

Yes, it is!

Thanks for bringing me here.

Oh, no problem.

I'm surprised you don't go to the gym.

Ah, there's a certain kind of guy who works out

that I find intimidating.

Not here. Everyone's super nice.

I'll introduce you.

Hey, bro!

'Sup, bro?

'Sup, bro?

- Gains? - Gains, bro.

- 'Sup, bro? - Hello, how are you?

- What the fuck, bro? - Oh, bro, bro, bro!

- What the fuck, bro? - I was just trying to say hello!

- Just let me do the talking! - Get at me, bro!

Bro, bro, bro!

Gains, bro!

Bro?

Paleo.

Swole, bro?

Beast mode, bro.

Leg day, bro.

New regimen, bro.

Oh.

Sick guns, bro.

Super Bowl.

Bro, bro...

Bro?

Bro-bro-bro-bro?

Creatine, bro.

Whey protein.

Isolates.

What the hell just happened?

He's got a big competition coming up,

so he can be a bit skittish.

- You should try feeding him! - What?

It's mint chocolate, his favourite.

Now, approach slowly.

Go from underneath so he knows you're not attacking him.

He's more scared of you than you are of him.

Bro?

- Like this? - Yeah.

That's good.

Now, let him come to you.

That's it.

Joe Rogan, bro.

It tickles!

Protein, bro. Sick, bro.

Shark Week. Spike TV, bro.

This is pretty cool.

Bro! Bro!

- Bro! - Oh!

I think he needs his bottle.

So...

This is the gym, huh?

Yeah, pretty much.

Thank you.

Mmm!

- So good. - Mm-hm!

What flavour did you say it was again?

Acai and pineapple.

- Ah, yum-my! - Mm-hm.

You might be a white girl but eating this makes me feel

like a white girl.

Oh my god! You're so silly.

Get out! Did you catch...

Don't even say it!

When Archie turned to Veronica and said...

"I love you!" Ah!

I know!

And what's up with the Gargoyle King?

- I'm just saying. - True.

Ugh, I love hanging out with you, Ben.

Me too.

You're such a good listener and you've dropped

some serious Riverdale knowledge on me.

Look, I'm just saying what we're all thinking.

I feel like we're on the same page.

I mean, I feel like you're not even black.

Like, you're black but you're not "black" black.

Ah...

Oh... Was that racist?

Ugh, I'm so sorry.

I try to be an ally, but I have a lot to learn.

It's fine. I got what you were saying.

Mm-hm.

It's working.

I'm slowly infiltrating white society.

It won't be long till someone invites me to their cottage

where I'll wear Billabong shorts and go kayaking.

- Ben? - Oh...

You okay?

Yeah, I just thought this ice cream

- could use some chia seeds. - Good call.

Chia seeds!

Too easy!

Okay, so it's like a bed and breakfast

- but it's for horses? - It's a stable.