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The Death of Eric Cartman

Dude, where is she? We can't wait.

God, this is gonna be sooo yummy.

Stan, you said your mom was bringing KFC home for dinner! Now is she or isn't she?!

Hi boys.

- Mom! - She's here!

She's got Colonel!

- I want some! - I want a breast!

Some extra-crispy thighs, extra crispy?

Uuh uh uh, not so fast.

You boys can help bring in the other groceries in the car, then have your chicken.

But Mom, we've been waiting for hours!

It won't take a minute.

Come on guys. If we all help out, we can do it super-fast.

- All right. - Let's go.

Oh my God, that smells good.

Okay, this is everything, mom.

All right, let's eat Colonel!

Oh boy!

Cartman, you ate the skin off of every piece of chicken!

Well, I saved you all the chicken part.

The skin's the best part...

Well, I gotta go home, guys. I'm gonna sit on the toilet and read comic books.

See you at the bus stop tomorrow.

I can't believe that fat asshole!

You can't believe it?? He does this shit all the time!

Well this time he's gone too far.

Why do we even hang out with him, anyway?

Hello?? I've been saying this for years!

Well it's not like we're nice to him. I mean, we rip on him all the time!

Yes, but he thrives on that.

All right. Then let's just ignore him.

From now on, let's not talk to him, let's not even acknowledge him.

That sounds great!

Hey fags, what's going on?

Dude, I was on the toilet all night from that chicken. I thought I was gonna die.

Do any of you guys have milk money I can borrow?

I think I have extra.

Oh wow, a Jew asking for money! There's a new one.

Yuh, you guys know why Jews have glassy eyes?

- Here you go. - Thanks.

Dude, Stan, yuh you know why Jews have glassy eyes?

Like Kyle?

K-Kenny, you see that chick on the news that had her left titty cut off?

Kenny...?

Kenny!?

Stan? Stan, it's me, Eric!

Eh... Kenny. Kenny, you want fifty cents?

Dude, look at me, Kyle, I'm right here!

Wha...?

How did...?

Like they couldn't see or hear me.

It's almost as if I were...

dead.

No.

No, I can't be dead.

I can't be dead!!

All right, ma'am. We've got your new toilet installed and we'll haul away the old one away for ya.

Oh, you've been so helpful, I uh, just don't know how to thank you.

I could think of a few ways.

No!

Noooo!!!

What happened? Did they say?

Apparently there was so much chicken skin in the system it just ruptured the insides.

Aww, that's tragic.

Oh my God, this can't be happening!

Mom? Mom's crying? Oh God, it is true!

Oh, it's not fair!

Why???

WHY???

Hey fellas, w-where is Cartman?

Cartman isn't our friend anymor

We're ignoring him.

Ignoring him? How come?

Beause he's a fat racist self-centered intolerant manipulating sociopath!

Oh yeah.

Hey, I hate Cartman Can I ignore him with you?

- Yeah. - Me too. - Yeah, screw him! Yeah.

I never realized ignoring him was an option.

Guys! Guys?

Can anybody hear me?

You guys??

Token, Token, I'm here!

Hello! Hello! Hello!

Clyde, can't you feel me? Feel me, Clyde!

Jimmy! Jimmy, it's me, Eric!

Jimmy! Can't you feel your hair move?! That's me!

They don't even know yet, that one of their best friends is dead.

Dead and... still wandering the earth a lost soul.

What is that kid doing?

I don't know, just ignore him.

Lu lu lu, I've got some apples.

Lu lu lu, yuu've got some too-

What did I do to deserve this?!

How can my own God forsake me?!

Am I doomed to wander the Earth alone for all eternity?!

Hey Eric!

...What did you say?

Huh I just said, "Hey Eric!"

Butters...

Butters! You can see me??

Well, sure I can see you.

Oh my God, and you can hear me??

Well, jeez Eric, why wouldn't I be able to hear you?

Because, Butters,

I'm... dead.

Butters!

Butters, I just want to talk to you!

You died?? How??

I ate a bunch of chicken skin and it blew out my insides.

But if you're d-dead, how come I can see you?

I don't know, but you're the only one who can.

Butters! Butters, Goddamnit, I need your help!

Butters, what on earth are you doing??

Well I think... I'm like the kid in that movie! I-I'm seeing dead people!

Dead people?

Who's seeing dead people?

Me! I saw a ghost!

Now, Butters, there's no such thing as ghosts.

But I saw him! Just as plain as I'm seein' you right now!

Butters, these things happen all the time.

You've got a very active little brain and your mind was just playing tricks on you.

Ruh, really?

Yeess.

So...

so it was just... it was... just my ima... magination then?

That's right.

There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real.

There's plenty of real things to be scared of. Like super-AIDS.

Huh s-s-super-AIDS?

That's right. A new form of AIDS which is resistant to drugs.

Just one teaspoon of super-AIDS in your butt and you're dead in three years.

Oh Jesus.

So now you feel better? Ghosts don't exist and there's nothing to be afraid of.

Except the super-AIDS.

Nuh-nothing to be scared of. Jus, just some lightning and thunder.

Gah! Wasn't nothin' neither.

J-just a muhouse.

Butters...

Butters, you have to help me!

Go away! You aren't real!

All right, Butters, you leave me no choice.

Butters, what is going on?!

Well it's all.. Well he was...

Nothin'

I I just had a nightmare.

Well you'd better stop having nightmares or eles you're gonna be grounded!

Y yes, yes sir.

Butters!

Butters, Goddamnit, I'm not in your imagination!

I'm dead and for some reason you can see me!

But I don't want to see you!

Get a hold of yourself! I'm the one who died!

And for some reason, my spirit is trapped here on Earth.

I can't find the passage to Heaven.

Well... how do you know you're supposed to go to Heaven?

What do you mean?

Well... how do you know you're not supposed to go to... you know...

Heck.

I'm not going to Heck, Butters! I'm not black, all right?!

Now look:

I think the reason my soul is still here is because I need closure with all my friends and loved one.

I can say my final goodbyes to them through you.

I can't.

Ahah I have school tomorrow.

This is your problem, Butters!

Either you help me, or I will haunt you for the rest of your life!

Uh all right.

All right, I'll help you!

- Mrs. Cartman? - Yes? Oh hi.

This is going to seem very strange and, and you may not believe me,

but, well, your son wanted me to tell you something.

Oh, what is it?

Tell her, tell her that I love her.

He says, he love you.

Oh, that's so nice.

Tell her, tell her that I wish...

I wish I would have been a better son sometimes!

He wishes he would have been a better son sometimes.

It's just that, it's just that I got so caught up with the rat race of life tryin' to succeed that I... sometimes...

took my family for granted!

He he got caught, he got caught up in the rat race of, of taking things for granted.

Oh, that's so sweet. Oh, I love you too, poopiekins!

Kyle, Eric wants you to know that he's, he's sorry

for all the times he made fun of you being a no-good stinking Jew.

He's asking for your forgiveness. And and he wants you to just remember the good times.

Just the good times.

There were no good times!

And if he really feels bad he can just tell me himself!

I can't! Don't you understand?!

He can't! Don't you understand?!

God forgave the Jews, you should be able to forgive me!

God forgave the Jews, you should be able to forgive him!

All right, come on, Butters,

we gotta go tell Token I'm sorry for rippin' on him for bein' black.

Uhh all right then.