Filmistaan

What are you doing?

Hello! What the hell are you doing?

I'm enjoying a chocolate.

This is an ad for Chocolate, not Condoms.

Next!

You cops are a joke.

Chuck your uniforms...

...and wear a leash around your neck like Balwant Rai's pets.

You basket!

My foot! My Foot! My Foot!

In this lawless city your uniform can bully only the weak.

Handcuff only the oppressed.

Where're you going? Listen to me.

I'll drag you to the court you gotta bet for this! You basket!

We want to see you, Sunny Arora, not superstar Sunny Deol.

Okay, sir.

Ma!

I am back, Ma.

Look. Your son has become a big man, Ma.

Now you won't have to wash dishes anymore, Ma.

I've brought your favorite yellow saree too.

Ma!

Why don't you say something, Ma?

Ma!

Ma...!

I'm just leaving. Wearing my shoes.

So...

Who will win Asia Cup this time?

I've no time for useless crap.

Useless crap!

The whole country watches it. Are we all useless?

And do I look useless to you?

Have you managed to make any progress yet?

I gave an audition yesterday.

Casting Director loved it.

I'm sure I'll get this pan

You will see.

Hey, buddy...!

Can you lend me some money, please?

I need to pay my phone bill.

We need an A.D. on our shoot.

Wanna do it?

Me... an Assistant Director?

So? Superstar Hrithik Roshan was an A. D.

Farhan Akhtar was an A. D.

Aamir Khan- AD. Emran Hashmi- AD. Ranbir Kapoor- AD.

They all are superstars today.

One learns the nuances of acting only behind the camera.

What say?

This reputation.

This wealth.

This fame.

It took your father 40 years to earn it.

And it took you 4 minutes to ruin everything

Without thinking about your in-laws or your husband.

Perhaps I made a mistake in your upbringing.

Ma!

Enough, no more!

Find your happiness... but away from here.

You're now a stranger to us.

Cut it!

Excellent, Ma'am. Excellent!

Thank you. - You were mind-blowing!

Make up! - Mandy...

So insipid, man - Why').

Where's the 'feel'? You know... 'feel'...!

Mandy!

Hey, listen!

Wanna do an outdoor shoot?

For a movie?

Will you get me a pan?

I swear, I'll give you my mother's heirloom bangles. "

Shut up, film-worm

It's a documentary film.

A foreign crew is making it.

An AD-cum-Production boy is required.

A month in Rajasthan...

...and you'll be set for six months.

They pay in dollars, you see.

Great!

We have to leave after Holi.

You on?

When's Holi? When is it?"

When's Holi?

"Nights may get tired"

"Dreams are sleepless"

"Nights may get tired"

"Dreams are sleepless"

"Do not lose your heart, my friend"

"Fill your heart with mad fervour"

"Destiny may taunt you, fear not!"

"Take a flight! Take a leap of faith!"

"Take a flight! Take a leap of faith!"

"Don't sigh and whine."

"Don't drink yourself to death."

"Don't get into squabbles."

"I only want my home."

"No wandering here and there."

"I see the world."

"Nothing is hidden from my eyes."

"Dance in the world and sing heartily."

"My dreams bully me"

"Show me the finger, and summon me"

"My wallet contains only dreams"

"Spicy, succulent and crisp!"

"Destiny may taunt you, fear not!"

"Take a flight! Take a leap of faith!"

"I love my Champa Champa."

"I love my Champa Champa."

"My dreams are colorful and so dear to me"

"Give wings to my heart and fly away"

"My dreams are colorful"

"My dreams are colorful"

"I love my Champa Champa."

Hey, stop this damn shooting.

Confiscate the camera.

Put all their stuff in the Jeep.

How dare you shoot in the border area...

...without permission?

Who is your Heroine?

Ms. Bipasha Basu!

Without my permission...

...even a bird can't flutter it's wings here.

How'd you shoot here?

But sir, we...

We have the permission from the Ministry...

...that we can shoot anywhere in Rajasthan.

All of Rajasthan?

Then go ahead... but not in the border area.

But not here. Here... no!

But it says we can... We can shoot anywhere?

So, unless we don't...

...block the traffic or cause inconvenience for the locals?

You just did.

Here you are, here is my vehicle.

All of you are standing here. That makes it ajam.

And what did you say... inconvenience?

But, sir, at least take a look at the documents.

Central Government has given us permission to shoot in Rajasthan.

Ugh, who are you?

I don't talk to girls.

Confiscate the equipments.

I said "no shooting".

Dump their stuff in the Jeep.

Take the camera away. Take it! Take it all.

Sir, I've been asking these guys...

...to get permission from the Local Police Station.

But no.

He's the real Ministry.

Lord of this land.

He's a Parliament in himself.

So what if you are an American?

You may have influence in the Press.

Look at them, they're here to make film on infiltration!

Sir, word is...

...that infiltration is happening at the borders.

That too with the help of locals.

And not just that.

Some Government Officials...

...and few Police Officers are also involved, sir.

Oh, the infiltration... - But, sir...

Without your permission, even a bird can't flutter it's wings here.

Then how can there be any infiltration?

No uhh.. - Am I right, sir?

You see infiltration is actually...

Sir, sir!

Why don't you say it on camera?

Your strong baritone should echo in the whole world.

Let me set up the camera.

What are you waiting for?

It's His Majesty's interview.

Sir, should we shoot?

Now what should I say...

Now you can take the camera.

Hey, put the camera down. Go ahead with your shooting.

Sure? - Sure. I've said it.

Did you hear that? We can shoot now.

Now you've the permission from the Ministry.

Thank him, guys.

What thanks?

It's our duty.

Sunny, we're taking the Jeep.

You follow us in the director's car as you finish.

And be careful. There're equipments inside.

Yes, my lady! - And come soon.

"You go, I'll follow"

He)', Come on!

"You go...

...I'll follow" Oh, no!

A wheel inside a wheel. A car over a wheel.

The car is my ride.

A little behind, a little aside...

A little behind, a little aside...

A wheel inside a wheel. A car over a wheel.

The car is my ride.

A little behind, a little aside...

A little behind, a little aside...

Now you are going to hear a fun-filled song.

The lyrics have been written by Mr. Bakshi.

Lakshmikaant Pyaarelal have composed the music.