Girl Meets World

Look what's happening, look what's coming.

What's coming, crazy?

Invitations...

To the seventh grade parties.

It's begun.

We could be party girls.

I'm going to need a party-girl walk.

Yeah, that's not it.

You know, there is going to be boys at these parties. But not just any boys.

No, opposite-sex boys.

They're the best kind.

- Yeah, you sound ready for this. - Oh, I am.

And I may just be the first girl

who crosses over from our side of the room to the...

- Yeah, it's gonna be me. - Yeah, it's gonna be you.

You know what pretty-boyhipste is handing out invitations to...

- Don't you? - A party.

Membership cards to the popular club.

Why can't you just let it be a party?

Because this is it, right here.

This is where you go one way and I go the other way.

You get the invite and you marry pretty-boy hipster

and I end up marrying Anthony Delveccio and we buy things in bulk.

You're gonna be popular. I'm not.

Good for you.

Good girl.

Bye-bye, Maya.

Bye-bye.

Yay!

For me.

Maya, I know you didn't get one, but is it okay if I'm really happy?

You go get 'em, tiger.

I love you, but... You're a lot of work.

Boom!

You got invited to something?

So much for genetics, baby.

Ooh, seventh grade party.

Yup, I didn't get invited to a whole lot of these.

Good for you. I'm proud of you.

- Boy-girl party? - Yup.

- You can't go. - You can't go.

May I approach?

- Hurry, please. - Hurry, please.

I'm gonna keep your young'un out of trouble, sir.

Hart, you are trouble.

Why would I want my young'un anywhere near the same party you're gonna be at?

You wouldn't.

Say it. You know you wanna say it.

You can't go if Maya's invited.

Maya's not invited.

- Then you may go. - Thanks, daddy.

All right, good day, everybody. Class dismissed.

Cory: Sit down!

Sit down.

So there's this guy damocles who really really wants to be king.

One day he gets an invitation to come sit on the throne

and actually hang with royalty.

- No! - 'Sup, riles?

Pop's lesson hitting a little close to home?

Nope, what he's saying has nothing to do with me.

Yes, I've been invited to hang with middle-school royalty,

but nothing bad could happen.

I'm sure you're right. Farkle!

When Damocles sat on the throne he noticed a sword hanging over it,

help up by a single tiny thread.

- Maya. - Be careful what you wish for.

Why?

Being what other people want you to be is just a sword hanging over your head.

Good. Riley.

Nothing to do with me.

Come on, mommy. I want my muffin and my joke.

Oh, honey, it looks like Mrs. Svorski is busy right now.

So how about we just find you a new favorite place?

I like this place. I like Mrs. Svorski.

Auggie!

Muffin!

It's not muffin. It's bulochki.

I baked just for you, little man.

Ah, Topanga. Sit, darling.

Mrs. Svorski, it's very nice to see you.

I'm afraid that we won't be able to stay.

But I love her.

Pinch my cheeks, do it.

40 years here, now they try to push me out.

I know that.

Yeah, you can't put price on good neighborhood place

where people come and they sit and they talk.

- Mrs. Svorski... - Yeah, okay.

Big-deal-frozen-yogurt people want place.

Contract say "no raise rent."

Yogurt lawyer say "loophole."

Yogurt lawyer's scum of earth.

Mommy's a lawyer.

I know.

Three weeks I not see you.

Mrs. Svorski, I feel terrible about this.

- Oh... - Tell the joke.

I know not your doing.

Is not Ukrainian bakery.

Is my-krainian bakery.

Oh man, that's good.

Why aren't you laughing, mommy?

I work for a very big law firm.

I don't have a say in which cases we represent.

Maybe so, maybe not so.

You tell big-deal lawyers Mrs. Svorski hopes they fall in their own loophole.

Don't you worry. My mommy will take care of everything.

Right, mommy?

Well, looky here, teacher daddy, nothing hanging over my head

except this here halo of popularity.

And yay for you, my best friend, for watching me with a smile.

Yeah, I'm smiling, I'm watching.

All right, all right. Half hour you can stay.

I'm waiting right here.

I changed my mind. I want you in there.

Protect your friend.

I can't do that, sir. Wasn't invited.

Why is that exactly?

About to find out, sir.

Smile. Watch.

Greetings, fellow partygoer.

Farkle?

Starting to become clear, sir?

Oh yeah. I'm smiling real big.

Announcing the arrival of party guest number six, female number one.

I'm a female, Farkle.

You getting this yet?

But pretty boy... pretty boy's still here.

Wait for it.

That's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

It's a geek party.

I know, honey.

Everybody welcome Riley.

Honey, stay an hour. Stay a week, stay forever.

Just enjoy.

Hey, you know what would make this just perfect for me?

Have you noticed the lightsabers hanging from the ceiling

precariously over your head?

Damocles.

- There it is. - I know.

Farkle, how could you do this to me?

Do what, Riley? Invite you to a party with all my friends

because I always thought you were one of us?

You think I'm one of you.

Broccoli, she's intelligent.

We come in peace.

Actually you guys came in two pieces.

She makes us laugh.

Thank you.

She should be our queen.

They love you, Riley. I've never seen such

immediate and overwhelming popularity.

I'm popular?

Okay, Farkle. Where is she?

Whatever have I done to deserve this display of affection?

This look like affection to you?

I takes it however I gets it.

Right there, nurse.

She wasn't there when I tried to pick her up this morning

and I couldn't find her in the halls.

What'd you do with my girl?

Riley: Maya, release the Farkle.

Farkle didn't do anything except open my eyes

to what the world really thinks I am.

A harajuku girl?

Yes, because I figure if what I am is nerdy-geeky,

I'm going to set the nerdy-geeky world on fire.

You take it.

Nope, beyond me. All yours.

Why should I struggle to be popular

when I can be these people's empress fairy queen?

No, please. The one guy was two guys.

The sword fell. This is the way you're gonna go?

You're gonna embrace this?

Deal with it. I've gone over to the dork side.

This isn't you.

- This is her. - They love this me.

I'm not changing you back.

Oh, yes you are.

My daughter's going through this week's crazy...

You get in there.

Father, may we continue with the lesson?

I seek knowledge.

Never mind, leave her alone.