Kim's Convenience

Morning. How was your weekend?

Good. Though, it was kind of...

hot, I know.

- No, I was gonna say... - Humid?

- No. - Moist?

Actually, I was gonna say...

- Misty? - No.

Morning, Miss Angela.

Oh, great. My dad will help you.

No, Janet. You stay, and learn.

So, what we looking for today?

- I was gonna get some... - Ice cream?

- We're having a big sale. - No, actually, I...

Having party? Need two carton?

- No. - Oh. Three.

- No, you keep cutting me... - Good deal.

Four carton for price of three.

Well, that is a pretty good price.

with lotto ticket, is $23.95.

Oh!

Okay, see you. Have a fun party.

- That was... - Genius? Magical? Amazing?

Okay, now, you're acting like a...

King? Hero?

You can't beat me, Janet, because I am...

annoying? Frustrating?

- Good. Now, you starting to... - Learn?

Get the hang of it? Beat you at your own game?

- Okay. - See you.

Oh, well, my landlady said

it would only be a week.

That's the reason I agreed to the renovation.

And... guess how long it's been?

A month? Two months?

Ten days.

But that's a long time with no hot water,

and noise and dust.

You stay here.

Janet is move out. You take room.

Oh, no, no. I wouldn't want to intrude.

What you talking? We is a family.

Spiritual family.

I'd insist on paying for it.

What the heck you talking? It's free.

And beside, it will be nice to have full house

after Janet is move out so long time ago.

Oh, how long has it been?

Two weeks.

But that's a long time with just Mr. Kim.

- Okay. - Oh!

Thank you, Mrs. Kim, this is very generous.

You're very welcome.

- Hmm! Pastor Nina! - Mr. Kim.

Well, I guess I'll see you both later.

Thank you, again, Mrs. Kim.

- Bye. - Bye-bye.

- Why is she seeing us later? - Pastor Nina is coming over.

Hmm.

- Maybe she stay for dinner. - Okay.

Maybe she stay overnight?

Why?

Her apartment is renovation.

So, we running hotel now?

We is good christian. She need a place to stay.

Well, then, as a good christian,

you better hide your secret cigarette.

Well, you better hide your secret whiskey,

Poker chip, cigar and bathroom magazine.

I only read for article.

Kimch, what are we doing tonight?

I'm seeing a movie with my cuz.

I would have invited you, but I know you hate

the movies we see.

That's not true. What are you seeing?

Documentary about street cats.

- Do they talk? - Who?

- The cats. - No.

I'm out.

You were never in.

Everything okay?

Can't a guy just be interested

in what his sister's doing on a Friday night?

No, really, what's wrong?

Nothing. What's happening?

- Trivia night. - Sounds lame.

You need me to bring anything?

- Bring it where? - I'll grab some beer.

- Your friends will thank me. - No, wait...

- That's weird. - He probably just hung up.

No, I think my brother's coming tonight.

Here?

Could be good, though. My brother's...

Athletic?

Umma, look who I find in store, trying to steal.

Ha! Mr. Kim.

Pastor Nina, perfect timing. We just getting ready to eat.

I hope this isn't all for me, though.

Oh, no. It's for three of us.

It's nothing, just everyday style.

Please, sit down. We eat.

Pastor Nina very hungry.

Oh, hoh! I'm okay, actually. But okay, sure.

Oh...

Uh, Appa?

Pray.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, we're standing?

Uh...

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, this is good.

Oh!

- Dear... - Amen. Okay.

- Hope you not vegetarian. - No, I'm not.

It's, uh, Korean food.

But I make less spicy than usual in case you don't like.

No, no, I like a little spice,

But this is all too much, Mrs. Kim. I feel bad.

Yeah, she's not the queen of England, just a Pastor.

Appa.

I'm actually going out tonight.

You have a hot date?

- Oh. - Appa.

Just joking.

Or maybe not?

So, I give the guy his $20 back,

and he just looks at me and says,

"you're freaking awesome!"

And then he just walks away. You can't beat that.

You're so funny.

Ow! It was also the same day that I got this.

Hurt like a bitch, but...

Uh, wow.

Ah! Thanks, bud.

- Ah! Actually... - Cheers.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Okay, we're ready.

Uh, everyone got everything? Drinks, snacks, shirts?

Good. Jung, why don't you start?

All right, let's take this for a spin.

History it is.

This beer will be history in a minute.

In 1951, what British prime minister...

Trick question.

Britain doesn't have a prime minister.

It has a queen.

And the new one's super hot. Uh, Kate something?

You're thinking of the Duchess of Cambridge.

Right. Duchess of Cambridge. Final answer.

- Appa? - What's problem?

- Where's Pastor Nina? - Washroom.

Look what I find upstair.

Hmm?

Why you take Pastor Nina's thing?

It's not her thing. It's Janet thing.

And it's good thing I find before Pastor Nina find.

What you talking? Why Janet have that thing?

Go put back in Pastor Nina purse before she coming out.

I find under bed!

This is Janet's thing.

Pastor Nina is a Pastor,

- she's not married. - What you talking?

Hurry, go, put back exactly.

- What if you wrong? - What if you wrong? Hurry! Go!

Pastor Nina...

Oh! Uh...

I need to ask special question.

Okay, what is it?

I was just thinking about Bible

and the Jesus and lots of thing.

And I was thinking...

Is dinosaur in Bible?

Oh. Uh...

Well, believe it or not, there are

a few possible references to dinosaurs in the bible. Yes.

It depends on the translation.

Okay, thank you.

Because translators, if you think about it,

are only products of their time and culture.

For example, a major shortcoming of the Septuagint,

the Greek translation of the Hebrew Bible,

was their complete lack of attention to synonyms.

So, words like "mercy" and "compassion"

and "love" were often confused.

Who was the first defense man to win

The NHL point-scoring title?

- Oh, my God, so easy. - Jung.

NHL, it's Wayne Gretzky?

- Bobby Orr. - Bobby Orr.

Bobby Orr.

- Why couldn't I get that one? - Your spin.

Geography.

Where is Hershey chocolate produced?

- In a factory. - No, like, where.

Oh, right... Uh, America.

- Can you be more specific? - The United States of America.

It's kind of a trick question. Kind of.

The answer is in the question.

Oh, like jeopardy! Where is chocolate village?

No.