Those Were the Days (精裝難兄難弟)

It's millennium year, besides HK

Macau also goes back to China.

It all looks prosperous and stable.

I'm Ho, from Macau.

There's nothing special about me.

But I want to tell you a love story of a triad member.

This story occurs around me.

In Macau, except porn and gambling industries

there's nothing else.

I am a waiter at a nightclub.

I work there because my girlfriend is receptionist there

and I love her so much.

The boss of this place is Yu.

And recently he has invited some new bosses

and that's Ben Hon and Miss Thirteen from HK.

Tonight the boss he's serving is Cock.

In fact, I've known him since childhood

but I guess he has forgotten me already.

You two come here the first time, so you must enjoy.

Let me get two beauties for each of you, OK?

- So few? - No, I'd prefer sitting here

Prepuce, come on

don't tell me you're still virgin.

Right, his ear.

- Prick at it. - It's through!

Right, where're your assistants?

What assistants?

- You have many assistants? - Miss thirteen.

She knows you two come

so she keep two beauties for you.

- She's so good to me? - Coming.

Let me introduce my partner to you.

Brother Yu, come on.

Yu Yeung, Master of Macau.

There's no master in Macau anymore.

We business just do some mischief business.

- I'm Cock. - I've heard about you for ages.

- I'm Prepuce. - I've heard about you for ages.

- Sit down... - Cheers...

Have you sold the 323 yet?

Why? You ask me not to sell it before it reaches $3.

On the contrary

I bought in 500,000 shares when it was at $1.8.

Cock, do you buy shares?

Me? Last month I did the queue as others

and bought that... I forget the name... Tom. Dog. Come.

It's Tom. Come.

You went for the queue? Your men queued for you.

I did tell you it's dog. Come.

Right, you dog come.

You take me as dog?

Mr. Yu, that 774 wants to set up website.

- Is it worth buying? - Yes.

Everyone is sensitive to number recently.

They seem to be hit by number spell.

But it is in trend now.

We must stick to the trend being on the walk.

Right, our nightclub is doing "selecting hostess on the internet"

You want a try?

So trendy? Show me how to.

Point at it.

Not that troublesome now.

You can find any girl on the internet now.

From Beijing, Dailian, Harbien...

Even from Szechuan.

Isn't it better... to see the girls actually?

Like now, I can't even touch them.

And I don't see then naked.

- There's one... - Cock

- Sister! - No problem...

You so care about me?

I've prepared a dozen for you.

I want one who is sweet.

I don't want tom boy.

You imply me?

Cock

you know, Miss Thirteen has changed a lot now.

Sure, everyone of Hung Hing know you live together.

A gay or lesbian can become straight too.

No man wants me so we work together for money.

Brother Yu, please give them some shares.

No thanks

I need not run the place though I like girls.

You'd better find a girl and get married.

No girls will want to marry people like us.

What about the Preacher's daughter?

She wants to learn Japanese in Japan.

I've parted with her for ages.

Who are you with now?

Stand still, and let Brother Cock choose you.

Where's no real love in this world.

I just love all girls.

Cock, choose the one you like.

The girl in black.

How is it, Cock?

Your taste has changed? You love young girls?

I like her as she's cute.

Want another girl?

OK, where's Prepuce?

No, I prefer sitting.

My mission is over, I'll leave now.

No, sister

I want to drink with you all night.

Damn you! You are to get up at 10 tomorrow.

- What for? - Watching the stock market.

What?

Stock market, it makes money, nuts.

Enjoy yourselves.

Prepuce

- You want some wine? - Who are you from?

- Hangzhou - Hangzhou?

From Hangzhou... Must you take a bath so long?

Hurry up, I need it badly.

- Take a shower. - Here comes Hangzhou beauty.

Is the West Lake in Hangzhou very pretty?

Of course.

Someone says there're ten famous scenery?

Sure, have you been there?

No.

But I'll have the chance to screw a Hangzhou girl tonight.

Take bath now, don't bullshit.

Why must you force me for a bath?

There's real show after the bath.

Real show after the bath?

- Right, go now. - Is there candy.

Yes, quick...

What are you doing?

Kid...

Take your hands off, what are you doing?

I've asked you to quit many times

but you never listen.

Shit, if I don't, how can I get money to build a house home?

- You speak back? - Don't beat women!

Brother Cock, she's my girl, none of your business

- Come with me! - Hands off, what are you doing?

You're daring!

Bastard, you disturb my VIP?

You must undergo what you've promised

She's a hostess, she must work out.

I only want to take my girl away.

Brother Ben, let him off, don't beat him.

Stop beating...

- Bastard! - No...

Brother Cock... I'm Ho...

I'm Lok Wing Ho.

I didn't expect to see you here.

She's Cutie, very cute.

We've been dating for 3 months.

I ask her not to be hostess, but she doesn't listen.

I don't know why I'm so jealous this time.

Brother Cock, thanks for helping me.

Or else... I... I don't know what would happen.

Don't know?

The worse is you lose a hand or leg.

First dating?

Are you of age already, kid?

I remember...

I was 12 when my sister nearly married you.

Now 19 years old, it's 7 years.

Why are you in Macau?

You forget I was born in Macau?

I see.

I remember asking your sister when she moved in...

"I'm a mixed of HK and Macau."

- You remember? - Yes

My name is Wing Ho

and Ho stands for Macau.

My name means I belong to Macau forever.

Where's your sister?

She's in London now.

For a long time?

We only talk over the phone several times a year.

Frankly speaking, Brother Cock

I want very much you become my brother-in-law. It's really.

I want to be your brother-in-law too.

- Is it hurt? - Yes

When I the first time moved in a estate in the age of five,

I remember that everything was so new to me.

Someone is moving in.

- A child. - Go take a look.

Where do you live?

Do you know us?

- Where are you from? - Mom!

Ho, what's wrong?

- Someone bullied you? - No!

Madam, we just want to help.

Don't call me Madam, you may call me Sister Chin

Sister Chin!

Take it upstairs for me.

Very cute.

This chick belongs to me.

Take it back, chick

Chick...

Gee, come and help.

Chick, come and help.

Where are you from?

From far away, I'm a mixed.

You're a mixed?

Sure, I'm a mixed of HK and Macau.

I moved from Macau.