Spirit of Friendship

Thank you.

Would anyone else like to share?

I'm Tammy.

Hi, Tammy.

Hi.

Things have been okay.

Yeah. Um...

Still really hoping to get a bigger car.

It's one of our goals for TSDY.

Uh, sorry.

Um... try something different year.

It's like a thing we found online.

We decided to try it out once I got better.

Um...

Uh...

I've been cancer-free for 12 months.

But, um...

You know, I still just live with the terror

that it's gonna come back.

It's not coming back.

He always says that, but, you know,

I just have a lot of anxiety.

Focusing on my business really helps.

Um...

My friend Devin makes me laugh hard.

So...

Devin?

Yeah, my ex. The firefighter.

Um, rekindling that friendship has...

it's really helped me.

You know, community is so important.

But I worry.

Will I ever see my son graduate?

Will I ever orgasm again?

Sorry. This is, uh, not so exciting,

but this group really helps, so, thank you.

Craig...

Anything you wanna share?

Everything is really awesome.

Tammy deserves a parade.

And I'm orgasming fine.

I'll share, I'll share.

Um... this has been a great week for me.

Craig.

The mailman screwed up again.

Can you bring the package to the neighbor's?

Craig Waterman. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm in the car now.

Actually, I'm in the parking lot.

I'll be up there in two seconds.

Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Bye.

Hello?

Hello?

Hi.

Howdy.

Are you Austin?

Guilty.

Yeah, the, uh... mailman screwed up.

Uh, I'm down there at the end of the block there.

Oh, with the for sale sign?

Yeah. About to leave the neighborhood.

It's a bummer. Wish I could've gotten

to know you, but yeah we're leaving.

Sorry about this.

Oh, not your fault.

Some mailman idiot always messes up.

Well, it's gonna happen, I guess.

Yeah. I didn't open it or look or anything.

I know that that's illegal.

Oh. Thank you.

Yep. No worries.

Hey, I didn't catch your name, by the way.

Oh, it's, uh, Craig Waterman.

Stay curious, Craig Waterman.

You too, Austin.

Full mug coming through here.

Careful, careful, careful. Full mug.

Hey, java king!

Fuckin' moron.

Nicholas from Serotonin Solutions. Sam is on.

How was everyone's weekend?

I need to get a bigger car.

I know. Let's sell the house first.

I can't fit this stuff.

Look what happened, it fell over.

Hey, Shannon. Hey, gang.

Hi.

You didn't steal anything, did you?

House has got good bones, right?

Sorry my wife's stuff is everywhere.

Yeah.

A beautiful neighborhood too.

Nice people there. Really good people there.

You have a good day.

Awesome.

Shit.

Didn't even fucking talk to me.

Can you put that in the front?

Like, try and find a spot?

I don't know where to put it.

Yes, yes, yes. Ah, I got water on me!

Stevie...

can you pass me that, please?

Super beautiful.

Thank you.

What are those?

Oh, honey. The new neighbor Austin.

He brought these over for us earlier.

He also invited you over for a drink

at 8:00 tonight. I said you'd go.

You don't know my schedule.

You sit there every night.

It might be nice to have a pal,

you know, a bud.

Hello, Tammy's florals, Steven speaking.

Just welcome him to the neighborhood.

There's a new Marvel out.

It's supposed to be nuts.

We should go see that.

Oh... my ex-boyfriend Devin,

he invited me out for a drink tonight.

Thank you so much.

Okay. Two Luna arrangements for a 90th.

Extra lavender.

Stevie, your mom's abandoning us.

It's just you and I.

We gotta go see that Marvel tonight.

I already saw it. It's sorta--

Ah! Don't spoil it. Do not spoil it.

What's going on?

Honey.

Please don't go out with this fucking

dumb clown tonight.

You and I, we'll go see this new Marvel.

People are saying it's actually nuts.

It's driving people crazy.

It's nacho, nacho time!

Never...

Never underestimate the nacho.

Yummy. Oh, good work.

Mwah.

Delicious, huh? Anyway, I gotta go.

But I love you.

Have fun.

See you later. Thank you.

You guys kiss each other on the lips?

Honey.

Go.

Err...

Hmm.

Oh, you know, I, uh...

I actually got those speed bumps put in on our street.

Yeah. It was a frickin' nightmare

dealing with the city.

But now the whole neighborhood's not a goddamn racetrack.

Well, thank you.

Welcome.

Well, what do you do for a living?

Well, I dabble in a few things, but, uh...

I pay those criminals at the bank

by covering the weather for Channel Three.

You're a weatherman?

I usually work evenings, but I got tonight off.

I knew you looked familiar.

That's so awesome.

What do you do for a living?

I work for a company called Universal Digital Innovations.

We work with clients who are trying to make

their products more habit forming.

I work with apps, specifically.

Like...

trying to get people addicted to products?

Uh... we prefer to use the term "habit forming".

It appeals to the most primal aspects of the brain.

So when the person tries to detach themselves

from the product, they become extremely displeased

and they just continue using it.

Fucking brutal.

Yeah, it's brutal.

I got a product you might like.

Alright.

Porno mag?

Better.

Look familiar?

Just a box from my yard.

What's this?

That's a 400,000-year-old stone hand axe

carved by Homo Erectus.

These are the first human objects ever made.

You're holding the very same tool that some

ancient person held on in East African Savannah.

As they paused in awe to watch the land

swallow the burning golden ball in the sky.

Whoa, buddy.

Oh!

Oh!