Bornless Ones

Christina?

Is that you, baby?

We want to play again.

Give me my daughter back.

No.

I want her back.

You invited us, we want to play.

I just wanted my baby to get well.

Her heart doesn't work anymore.

Just let me talk to her and we'll play, please.

Promise?

I promise, just let me, let me talk to her.

Okay.

Mommy!

Baby.

Mommy, it hurts so much.

Come here, baby.

Why'd you do it to me?

I just, I wanted you to get well.

You killed me, mommy, they told me you killed me.

No, no.

She is dead, now we play.

This is not going to work.

I love you, baby.

You are no fun.

Em.

Emily, Emily, wake up.

How long was I asleep?

Zach's acting a little weird.

Is he okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's fine, but I think he...

What's that smell?

Shut up, Woodrow.

Jesse, how much longer?

A couple miles, we're almost there.

You okay, Zach, it's gonna be okay.

Yeah, it's okay, buddy.

You know, sometimes I wish I could just relax

and let it all go, you know, right now,

I feel like I could probably exploded.

That's not fucking funny, Woodrow.

Stop being such a dick.

Oh, come on, don't be so tense, woman,

I'm just trying to make it a little less awkward.

No one finds it awkward.

Okay, fine.

Sorry.

Don't be sorry, Em, it's okay, we're almost there.

I'll be right back.

My whole body is numb.

Can you please help me out with Zach?

Hey, you don't need to hesitate to ask me.

Come on, I'm here with you.

I love you.

We're gonna get through this together.

You promise?

I'll get the wheelchair.

Hello?

Hello?

What the fuck?

Hey, man.

Are you okay?

Whoa!

Restroom's for customers only, customers only.

Dude, it's 10 in the morning.

Happiness knows no time, son.

Oh, no, I got it, I got it, don't worry.

Okay.

Here we go, come on, buddy.

Come on.

There you are.

Do you need any help?

No, I think I'm good.

Good.

Let's go get you cleaned up.

What do you want?

I was just wondering if I could gas up.

You got cash, I just take cash.

Okay, you got an ATM?

Sure, right in the back next to the teleport.

Yeah, come in.

Hi, could we use your bathroom, please?

No, it's customers only.

Just go, he's drunk, it's fine.

So, where you kids heading?

Just a house up here that my friends bought.

Must be Dolores's old place.

Why do you wanna come here?

It's a good question.

Listen, I just came here to help my friends

fix their house, but we gotta go,

so, yeah, if I could buy some gas and beer, that'd be great.

Oh, beer?

Yeah.

I got just what the doctor ordered.

This is the best homebrew in the state.

Billy's Beer, boy.

Hey, Jess, check it out.

So, this is apparently the best beer in the state.

Oh, sweet.

And more great news,

weird guy in there does this home delivery service

of his beer every Saturday,

today is Friday, guess who signed up?

You did.

I did.

Cool, man.

All right, what's up?

What?

Come on, how is she?

What, she's good.

And you?

I'm good.

Yeah, you know, ever since we got Zach,

I'm watching a hell of a lot more Internet porn.

No, she just has no idea how to take care of him,

you know, so she really hasn't been herself lately.

I can't even imagine what that must feel like.

Yeah, it must be awful waking up

in the middle of the night just to check if he's all right.

Yeah, there's that,

but I was talking about not having sex for months.

Fuck you, asshole.

Oh, what, come on.

No, it's all gonna be over soon, so.

How is she with the whole institution thing?

You know, she's good, we're good.

By the way, guys, thanks for coming all the way out here

and helping us move in, we really appreciate it.

Yeah, of course, man, look, we got some fresh air,

we got some cold beer, we got the birds squawking and shit,

you know, I feel like we're gonna like this place.

Welcome, welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

Hey, man.

Hey, name's Richard, here on behalf of the city

to bring you the key to this wonderful house,

that's yours, well, from now on.

Okay, that's what I call some small town hospitality.

Yeah, now is it safe to say that you are in charge?

Oh, no, no, no, I can barely take care of myself,

it's this lady right here.

Hi.

Come here, we're going in.

Good to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

Yeah, now just a few little formalities

we have to go over here before I give you the key

to this stunning palace.

Now, just need an autograph right there.

Okay.

And now by signing that,

that states that you've been met here by me,

Richard Alonso Jr. III, okay,

and flip it over, we got part two here.

Okay, now one more signature there,

and now by signing here,

also states that you've been given the key

to this wonderful house.

Guys, guys.

Thanks, Richard.

Alonso Jr. III

Yeah, he knows it.

Yeah.

He already knows it.

And you know what, oh, and let me be the first

to congratulate you folks on this marvelous house.

Okay, and I'm not gonna hold you any longer.

It has been a real treat, it really has.

It's funny 'cause normally, I take like one Adderall a day,

I took two today.

Wow.

I just, I'm so excited for you kids, it's great.

Just take care, bro.

Yeah, oh, oh, and guys, before I forget,

the previous owner left in a hurry for personal reasons,

I don't know, I don't care.

I don't ask those questions,

but I just gotta put it out there,

when the key was handed to us,

we didn't really have a budget to hire a cleaning company,

so it's just pretty much left as is which is even better

'cause you might find something nice and valuable in there,

you never know, you never know guys, this is awesome.

You guys enjoy, guys, okay?

See ya.

Wow, he's something.

It's beautiful.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, everything's gonna be great.

There you go, bud.

Can someone check the circuit breaker?

Yeah, I'm on it.

Wait, there's someone over there.

What the fuck is that?

Oh my God, it's so freaky.

Hey, I love this stuff.

Stop acting like a kid, can you go hide that thing?

Let there be light.

Oh, wow, it's actually not that bad.

Not that bad, dude, this is freaking awesome.