The Heartbreak Kid

Bravo!

Woo!

Papa!

Hey, Papa!

Give us a ride for school!

Hey, what?

Woo, hoo, hoo!

Papa!

Go away!

Hey, Papa, give me a hug!

Come on, Papa, wait up!

Papa!

Papa!

Woo, hoo!

Woo!

Vikash!

Where's Con, man?

I don't know.

Probably blowing a jay.

We're playing in 10 minutes, mate.

Okay, everyone.

It's obvious from your last assignment

that none of you have any idea of how to go

about answering an essay question.

So we're gonna work through one together.

"Of all the Greek states, Athens was a real victor

"of the Persian Wars, discuss."

And what's the first thing we do after we've read the question?

Send out for pizza!

After that.

Miss, miss!

Con.

Sorry I'm late, miss!

I had to take my sister to the hospital.

Okay, just sit down quietly, Con.

She's got this shit awful disease.

All he hair's falling out.

We took her to a specialist.

I think she'll end up on "60 Minutes."

It's true.

No bullshit.

Have you finished yet?

Hey, man.

What's your excuse, Jack-o?

Come on, miss, I was just having a smoke.

What kind of a smoke was it, Jack-o?

Was it about long and about that thick?

We've got the team worked out.

And the first thing to work out

is what the question is asking us to do.

We need to analyse it.

What, like a urine sample?

No, by underlying the key words.

Now what are the key words?

Kosta?

Aye?

Anyone else?

Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, what about you?

Do you know what the key words are?

Woo!

Hey, I didn't say anyone could move!

Nick?

Could you all sit down please?

It's the final day for our soccer cup.

No one's leaving

until I've handed back you assignments.

We've fought for this game all year. Yeah, I'm aware of that!

Well whose side are you on?

The final can wait five minutes.

17, Nick.

The rest of you who did it haven't done much better.

I mean, the way you're going,

you might as well leave school.

Take a shortcut to the dog cue.

What'd you say, the dogs?

Not me, mate, I'm not a fucking loser.

Well this assignment counts towards your final mark.

Oh yeah?

Well if you don't like it, I can fix that.

Nick, I'm warning you.

Nick, come back here!

All right, the rest of you can go.

I should report him.

I should get him suspended.

Yeah, so, go ahead.

Teach the little bugger a lesson.

Oh yeah, then what?

He'd get into worse trouble.

I mean, he's one of the few kids in my class

who could get through if he tried.

The rest of them, or most of them, have given up. Chris, stop it.

You can't take these kids to heart.

Well, if we don't, who will?

Look, Chris, these kids, they're just factory fodder.

They're a rung below us on the ladder.

The worst thing you could do, love, it to bullshit to them

they'll ever be anything else.

Hang on, Brian, except good Aussie rules players, right?

Let's go!

Shut your face!

Vikash!

Yeah!

Woo!

You all right?

Kosta, get up, mate.

The game's over.

What're you saying, man?

Kosta, fucking get up!

Can't you see the boy's hurt?

I'm all right, let's keep playing.

See, there's nothing wrong with him! Let's keep on playing, man, there's five minutes to go!

Can't you hear me?!

It's over!

Give me the ball.

Give me the ball!

Now soccer is totally banned in the yard from now on.

You hear that?

Dude, fuck that, man!

Brian?

Can't you let them just finish the game?

Kosta seems okay.

What did you say to me?

I said let them finish the game.

You mind your own business.

It's not fucking fair, man!

It's not worth it. Let him go.

Let him go!

Go on.

Come on.

Come on!

Come on.

You gutted little Cretan.

Guy: What a wimp, mate.

Come on.

Take you to first aid.

Shoulda fucking hit him!

Look, are you gonna force me to call another teacher?!

Sit on the bench!

Sit on the bench!

He made a fool of me.

What was wrong with the tackle anyway?

Take your shirt off.

So, what if Kosta fell on the floor and he'd be dead,

big deal.

Happens everyday.

Come on, Nick.

Since when did you know the rules?

Anyway, thanks for sticking up for us, all right? Look, don't drag me into this!

I won't have anything to do with this.

Southgate is right!

It is dangerous playing in the yard, look at you.

Yeah, well, this isn't over yet, Papa, I'm telling you.

You haven't seen the last of this.

It's not over.

You know why he hates soccer?

Why?

Because it's a wog's game, that's why. Oh, come on, that's not polite.

How would you know?

You've only been here for six months.

We've been trying to get a team for five years.

That bastard would never let us but only once.

Now he's trying to wipe us out completely.

Fuck him.

Look, do you wanna stay in my class?

'Cause if you walk out again on me,

ever again--

Hey, hey.

Not, "hey, hey."

I won't have you back.

You're lucky

you're not on suspension. What're you talking about?

What am I talking about?

If it was any other teacher,

you'd be on suspension straight away!

I don't walk out on just anybody.

So you're leaving the school already, Papa?

No.