De film van Dylan Haegens

Right. Scene 8 for 10 Ways of Cleaning Up Your Room.

-Is everyone ready? -Yes.

Camera running?

Here we go.

And action.

Guys, hold on. I think this is the...

This is Dylan. He's a YouTuber.

You probably knew this, but maybe your parents don't.

Dylan makes funny YouTube videos. He calls them comedy sketches.

And now for your homework. Pages... Dylan, get out.

Okay, that's it.

There you go. You know what to do with this, right?

That's a good one.

Running a successful YouTube channel requires a rock-solid team.

And action.

No, no, no.

Nice. This was good.

Come on, don't exaggerate. It's only a bulldozer.

Now it's time for the scene with the flamethrower.

This is Marit, Dylan's help and mainstay.

She not only plans and produces all the videos, she's also the love of his life.

There you go. Rope, torch.

This is Teun, the smallest team member.

Very good at farting and operating the camera.

But most of all, he's very small.

Right, scene 10, flamethrower, and action.

And this is Rick.

Don't I get a cool introduction?

Rick is really good at drawing.

Was that all? Oh, come on.

But Dylan does other things as well.

Besides recording lots of videos he does all kinds of other stuff.

-In short, he's a busy man. -I'm really busy.

That's what I said.

It's all a matter of making a schedule.

Look, I've made you one.

-What does that toilet symbol stand for? -That's when you go to the toilet.

-Twice a day, for one minute? -That should be enough, right?

Why do I suddenly get 30 minutes here to go to the toilet?

-On Thursday we eat Chinese food. -Right. Of course.

What are all these cameras for?

Dylan, we're making a film.

You knew that, right?

As if Dylan isn't busy enough his first film is being shot as well.

-And who am I hearing all the time? -The voice-over.

He's really old. A bit your age, right?

Dylan is a real joker, but Marit doesn't always appreciate his jokes.

And so she slaps him on the head.

Dylan will have to get used to this. He waves friendly to the voice-over.

And he says he's sorry.

I'm sorry.

-Louder. -I'm sorry.

The film can start for real now.

As if a regular week isn't busy enough for Dylan and his team,

with thinking up, filming and editing all those videos,

he has also started a sandwich shop.

For people who don't have a lot of time, but still want to eat well.

The whole team works here. Dylan and Marit serve the tables.

Ladies, here you go, a croque monsieur deluxe.

Teun and Rick are behind the counter.

-Rick, taste this. -Why? Is this a new recipe?

-What is on it? -Taste first.

This is tasty, very tasty. What did you put on it?

-Nothing special. -It tastes better than usual.

I just dropped it on the floor and wanted to know if we can still serve it.

Well, it tastes good.

Oh, no.

And here we have IJsbrand. He's also a YouTuber.

He started around the same time as Dylan and has the same amount of subscribers.

Team Dylan Haegens isn't happy with IJsbrand.

Because when Dylan makes a top 10 of excuses for being too late...

I'm too late, because I've accidentally glued myself to my bike.

Dylan will make a top 8 of excuses for not being on time.

I couldn't be on time because I accidentally glued myself to my tractor.

IJsbrand has also started a sandwich shop, across the street.

And just like Dylan, he has his own team.

That looks exactly like Team Dylan Haegens.

And so IJsbrand comes up with the same ideas as Dylan, but just a bit later.

I came up with the idea for a visible voice-over last week as well.

Hi, Rick. I want a special sandwich with egg.

-Coming up. -But...

But without egg, because I'm allergic. Without cheese, it doesn't look fresh.

-And no ham, because I'm vegetarian. -So, you just want bread?

Yes, with a sausage.

-But you just said you were vegetarian. -I'm rather an irritarian.

It means I only refrain from eating meat if people find it irritating.

I have bad news for you. You might want to sit down.

IJsbrand, listen. We don't have any sausages.

Oh. That's okay, because we do. A panini with sausage.

Would you like a bite?

Nice, isn't it?

Would you like to know the secret ingredient?

-Petrol on the bread. -Petrol?

It's spicy, surprising and something you have never tasted before.

Remember, it's a secret.

-IJsbrand. -Dylan.

Can I help you? Like thinking up an idea that you can steal?

I just came here for a sausage sandwich.

-We don't have that. -So I've heard.

But we do. A panini with sausage.

If anyone here would like a sausage

they can get it across the street.

-Anything else we can do for you? -Yes, a glass of tap water and...

There are so many cameras here.

-Dylan. Are you making a feature film? -Well...

How nice, me too. Isn't that great?

People can watch your film, a couple of months after they've seen mine.

I really hate that guy.

I don't know, Dylan. He seems nice.

I always give people the benefit of the doubt, but not IJsbrand.

Shall I make you a nice sandwich? We have some new ones you have to taste.

Sure, show me what you got.

What I don't get, is that IJsbrand makes at least as many videos as we do.

But everyone on his team always looks so relaxed.

As if they never have anything to do. Do you ever see them with a camera?

-No, I don't. -Right?

Don't panic, everyone. It's just smoke, nothing more.

Don't panic, it's just a burst of flame, nothing more.

Don't panic, it's just a kitchen on fire, nothing more.

-What ingredients did you use? -Just some cheese, tomatoes and petrol.

Petrol?

Look at how nice that looks, once it all fits in.

-We need to get out of here. -Where is the exit?

Oh no, no, no, Teun.

What do I do?

That sandwich looks really nice.

But Teun is my best friend.

This is so difficult.

-Dylan. -Marit, get over here.

Where are Rick and Teun?

Where is Teun?

-How can you still look so clean? -Flames go up. Just stay low.

-Right. -And thanks.

Listen up, everyone. You get your second sandwich for free today.

Fortunately, there's one positive thing.

-What is it? -This sandwich tastes great.

Yes, life can be cruel.

But my vlog about your fire is already trending.

-He's right. It can't be. -That's impossible.

Didn't I tell you? I told you, right?

Hey, guys. Who wants a panini? I got the fourth one for free.

I told you that IJsbrand is alright. He even put extra sauce on it.

Yes, barbecue sauce.

Don't you like that?

Hold on. Did you just say that IJsbrand gave you those sandwiches himself?

-I did. -That's impossible. Look at this.

He has just uploaded this video: eight ways to prevent a fire.

He recorded it at home.

Something's not right. We need to find out what it is. Come on, Teun.

-Hey, guys. What about the sandwiches? -You can eat them.

Don't worry, I'll clean up everything here. All by myself.

Great. Thanks, Marit.

Right.

-Hey, are you helping after all? -Forgot my car keys.

-No problem. We can go in my car. -Right, your car. That's just great.

-Is this his place? -I think so.

-Can you see anything? -That window's up too high.

-Hold on, I'll lift you up. -Good idea.

-I still can't see anything. -Go stand on my shoulders.

Here I go.

-No, I'm just below it. -Go stand on my head then.

Yes, I can see him.

-What is he doing? -He's on a tropical island.

That guy is really rich. He has a tropical island in his house.

Eh, right.

-What is he doing on his island? -He's on his mobile phone.

I had that too once. Completely broke the screen.

Hold on. What? No way.

Look at this. He just uploaded this today.

Hello, everyone. How nice that you're watching.

No 8 Ways today,

but something else that you're just going to love.

Drum roll.

I'm going to make a feature film. Yes, for real.

We've been working on it for a while now. You can see it in a few months.

-He can't do that. -Right. He's stealing our idea again.

Hold on.

-What are you doing? -Give me your belt.

-My belt? -Yes, I saw this on a YouTube video.

Hold on.

Good afternoon, madam. We're from the anti-burglary agency.

We're checking if this home is easy to break into.

-Should I be worried? -Not at all. No way we're getting in.

Yes, I did it.

Ouch. We'll make a note of this.

Hello, madam.

Dutch people... Come on, Samson.

Dylan, what is it we have to do?

We need to find out what IJsbrand is up to.

If we get caught, we'll have to make our videos from prison.

Don't worry.

What's this?

It's a letter.

In the past, letters were used as a means of communication.

If people wanted contact, they'd write.

No, I mean: What is this? Double You.

Dude, it would be a real coincidence if you'd find the letter...

that tells us what IJsbrand's secret is.

Yes, that's something that never happens in films. Come on.

-What is this? -That guy is insane.