Melody of Passion

Ah, home at last.

The way you drive, I was afraid

we were never going to make it.

Aw.

- Hungry? - Ah, yeah, for you.

Well, then I'll be right back.

Ah, move over guys.

Mm.

Hey.

Ignore it.

Ah.

Oh no.

Don't go away.

Hey, tell 'em we're busy.

Better yet, just tell 'em to go away.

Coming.

Who's there? - Ah, registered letter

for Betty Milton.

Ah, Betty Milton? - Mm.

Where do l sign?

Oh, of course.

Here's what you have to sign.

Nice handwriting.

Thank you.

Here. Bye.

Ah, bye.

l'm still here.

I didn't go away.

- It's a letter from Spain. - Ole.

Come on, Philip, be serious.

It looks pretty official.

Registro Civil. What does Registro Civil mean?

- l didn't come here to give you a Spanish lesson.

- Oh, come on. You speak French and ltalian.

Well, l know what'll really help.

- Mm. - Come on.

On, stop it, Philip.

You sure?

Okay, okay.

I wanna see what's inside.

It's gotta be important.

Hmm.

Hmm. "To Betty Milton."

- Hmm. - That's you.

That was, that was easy. - What's it say?

- Let's see. "Bettina Carolina de casales y de las flores."

Who's that?

Is she one of your relatives?

- I don't know. l've never heard that name before.

Hmm. "Abogado Cervantes."

Hmm.

"Casa Flores."

- I love it. That Latin talk, it drives me crazy.

What's it mean?

Oh, from what I can make of it, uh,

you have inherited this Casa Flores

from this Contessa

And it's being held in trust

by a lawyer named Cervantes.

House in Spain? Spain?

Si, si, senorita.

Ah, but don't get your hopes up.

In Spain, a casa could be anything

from a castle to a rundown shack.

Hmm. Just what l need.

- So be careful. Check the place out for us.

Talk to the lawyer.

And make sure you don't get stuck in something

you can't get out of.

- It's wonderful. Now, there's something I can get into.

You and me in Spain. Ah, me?

No way. - But you've gotta

come with me, I can't go there alone.

Come. - Look. l'd love to,

but I've got exams and l'm up to my neck in work.

- Come on, Philip. You can't desert me like this.

Come with me.

lt's just not possible.

Philip, please, please, please.

- I can't, but I can teach you some handy Spanish.

I'm sure you'll find it very useful.

Hmm.

Going alone.

- Right this way, ladies and gentlemen. Up here.

Now this, ladies and gentlemen,

- Francisco. - is one of the...

I have to talk to you.

It's about the conception room.

But I have no time, Senor Cervantes.

I'm in the middle of a tour.

Oh.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

if you will follow me, please.

We will come to the so-called conception room,

with an elegant, - Let's just go.

- genuine Baroque canopy bed. - Hey, Francisco, hey, hey!

- From the time of Phillip lI, - Hey!

in which according to tradition,

Francisco!

No, stop! - the seeds of successive

- No! - generations of del flores

have been planted. - No, stop, you can't!

Stop!

- Oh-ho! - Excuse me.

We're trying to concentrate.

As you see, nothing has changed.

Gotta get your hand out of the way!

One more interruption,

and there'll be big trouble for Cervantes.

This is not the way we planned it.

- Oh, chiquita. - Close the door, will ya?

Get out, get, get out of the way!

- I'm afraid the price of the tour

does not include - Don't close the door!

- a live demonstration. - Mm.

You said this was going to be exciting.

Better than watching soap operas!

Shut up.

- I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to move on

to the next attraction, ladies and gentlemen.

We're conducting a probate hearing in here at the moment.

Here comes the attorney for the estate right now.

Now, if you'll just follow me to the next exhibit.

- All right, girls, once more and give it a little feeling.

Sorry about that, Bobby. - Cervantes,

l am trying to concentrate.

How do you expect me to work under these conditions?

My producers are spending a fortune for this location.

Up, up.

That's nice. Bueno.

It, it won't happen again.

I mean, you have my word on it, l...

Yeah, yeah.

Just don't forget.

The castle is not to be mentioned by name in the article.

Am I bothering you?

- Keep your hands off. - Ah, yes.

Of course.

All right, girls.

Hold that position. That's beautiful.

Truly, a viewfinder's delight.

Okay, now get up.

Yeah, that's great.

Okay, now l want you to turn around

and put your hands up over your head.

Come on up, up, up.

Yeah, that's great.

Okay, now just stay there, wanna keep your back

arched a bit.

Yeah.

Give me some interesting poses here. Come on.

Yeah, that's better. Much better.

Yeah, that's terrific. Terrific.

- Like this? - Ah, that's beautiful.

Oh, this is a feast.

You need a hotel?

No, La Casa Flores.

Well that will cost you 1 5,000 pesetas.

What? That's highway robbery.

No, no robbery.

It is very far, Casa Flores.

It is on the other side of the island.

Want a hotel?

- Okay, okay, but make it a cheap one, okay?

Si, cheap.

Finally.

I'm sorry, but you know the routine.

First, to your friend Antonia and her canopy bed.

I can't wait to try it out.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised to find my wife

in one of these endless corridors.

What do you mean?

She is a friend of Antonia's.

Maybe my husband's out there too.

He sometimes does business with Cervantes.

Who cares? It's worth the risk.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Hello.

Hi. Nice to hear from you again.

Thanks. For you, of course.

Anything, anytime, anywhere, for the right price.

Let me take just a quick look.

No problem.

Everything will be ready for you.

The door is open.

I don't know. What are you expecting?

I'm getting an awful lot of static. We'll try anything.