Happy Ghost II (開心鬼放暑假)

It was the Ching Dynasty.

In the province of Guangdong, an unhappy scholar from the city of Bao-an

had failed to pass the provincial examination for the 14th time.

His wife had even eloped with another man.

Sad and depressed,

he had committed suicide in a long-abandoned temple.

However, an incident had occurred in a twist of fate.

It was actually pre-destined that

this grieving spirit

who cannot be reincarnated,

would be brought into the city by 3 girls.

An extraordinary event had taken place between

their normal relationship.

Scholar Chu has finally learned the

meaning of life through these three girls.

His guilt and frustration had immediately disappeared.

So he decided to be reincarnated and become a new man.

This is the happy ghost after reincarnation.

Due to the many good deeds his previous life had done,

he had been privileged with a special gift.

No milk today!

Satan's child!

Well? Was it fun?

He couldn't get to me!

Teacher!

You're finished!

Although the reborn happy ghost

had been gifted with supernatural powers,

Sam Hong has never felt happy in his life.

Packing up, Miss?

Early bird gets the worms!

Wait for me, Chairman!

Do I resemble Akina Nakamori?

Sure, you do but ifs more like Akina “Wackomori”. Bye!

Bitch!

Wait for me, Chairman!

Slow down, sir!

Chairman! Move it!

Move it!

Fishballs, please!

A dollar for ten. It's very cheap!

You're such a nice man, Uncle Tang!

Uncle Tang has no need to make a lot of money.

It's a gain for you!

I'd like a drumstick, please!

3 bucks!

Thank you!

What a loss of face, Chairman!

Quite a shame for you!

Are you new here?

What's your name?

My name is Yiu...Yiu...King...

Why does your name contain 5 words? Are you Manchurian?

You must be African!

I'm of Chiu Chow descent. Also, a newcomer.

The newcomer?

I love taking care of new students.

You're in luck!

Would you like to join our group, Ms. Yiu?

But I'm Atheist!

No, not the church!

Could you be referring to the triads?

No! No! No!

It's the Meanies Club!

Meanies Club?

That's right! I'm the chairman of the Meanies Club!

I'm the vice-chairman.

I'm the deputy vice-chairman.

Our club motto is...

if it's not mean enough, we don't do it!

The meaner, the better.

Eating and sleeping aren't considered mean.

But you still do it.

Ha!

Haha!

Hahaha!

Little girl, if you're eating snacks in class and

sleeping during examinations, could that be classified as being mean?

You people are pathetic!

Look, if you refuse to join us,

then you are being mean to us.

And when you're mean to us, our Meanies Club will...

.be mean to you!

It's fine! It's fine!

Keep dancing and

let the show continue as usual!

Just copy the homework as it is!

Take a guess, gals!

Who do you think is going to replace

Ms. Lin after we have driven her away in madness?

Two-Face, Miss Piggy, Ms. Washboard!

Ms. Gossip, Ms. Atrocious, Ms. Crocodile!

We've already driven about

seven teachers away for this semester!

Form Master, your name is weak!

Bad news, chairman!

I've just received news from the teacher's lounge.

Our new form master has arrived today.

It's not a big deal.

The problem is, he's not a woman. Not a woman!

That's right, he's not a woman.

I know, then it must be a man!

You're so stupid! If ifs not a woman, ifs obviously a man!

Besides an classes, I heard that

he'll also be teaching physical education.

A male teacher for gym class?

He could easily take advantage of us!

Take advantage of you? Fat chance!

Help!

Look, we'll kill her this time!

Chairman, I beg you to stop being mean to me!

I've decided to join your club!

Fine, I'll grant you permission to be mean just like us.

Our target now is...

to bully that new teacher!

I do wonder how he looks like.

What could a good-looking teacher possibly being in a dump like this?

I hope he's more handsome than Alan Tam

and cuter than Leslie Cheung.

That'd leave me in satisfaction.

I think he should be handsome, tall and slim.

He ought to be an honest man with good taste.

That'd be perfect!

Look!

Class, I'm your new Form Master!

My name is Sam Hong.

This is my first job since graduating from teachers college.

I hope we could get along with our work together.

There's no drinking allowed in class, young lady.

You can't listen to the radio either.

Chairman, he's been opposing us from the minute he walked in.

He'll be a dead man walking!

I will now teach you a few exercise routines.

First, I'll demonstrate. Then, you may all follow along.

Isn't that a little lame, teacher'?

Do you think this is kindergarten?

This is the most basic warm-up exercises.

Can't you show us something with a bit more difficulty?

I'm afraid that'd be too difficult for you.

You're not scared, are you?

Okay, watch this!

Okay!

Just follow along!

Just do what I do, everyone!

Well? Can't you do it?

Next, I shall teach you how to play basketball.

This is a basketball.

Bullshit!

It's called basketball because

ifs got a basket and a ball.

Would you like to tell me

what is a basketball?

It's round and it can bounce.

He's practically insulting your intelligence, Chairman.

Not bad, you know enough despite the limited I.Q.

This is the international standard basketball.

Its diameter is 28cm and weighs at 0.5kg.

As for the bounce...

It's pointless to be all talk, teacher!

You're better off shooting some hoops for us!

Good”...

Good...pretty good skills for someone in your age...

Don't underestimate us, teacher.

What?

Shoot some hoops for us and

show us what you can do.

I must tell you beforehand.

Save your chuckles if I miss the shot.

That's a shot you should learn.

Bravo! Nice shot!

My skills got rusty due to the lack of practice.

Bravo, teacher!

The teacher's a coward!

Stop it! That's enough!

Hey! - I'll beat you to a bloody pulp, bitch!

That's enough!

What are you doing? Stop wandering around!

I'm so pretty...

Here comes the teacher!

Stop pushing me!

The teacher's coming! So what'? Why fret?

Good morning, class!

Good morning, sir!

What a lamer!

Settle down, class! Please remain quiet!

Silence!

What's wrong? This is too ridiculous!

Come on! Make some noise!

Let's do an attendance check first!

Goldie Wong!

Why are there two Goldie Wongs in the class?

No, teacher! I need to go to the washoom!

Me too!

Fine...but come back quickly...

May KaflQ!

Stop fooling around with me, okay?

We just wanted to tell you that the one who

stepped out to the washroom is May Kang.

Yeah!

Alright but don't raise your hand