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This is it!
- High school! - We're gonna own this place!
This is it!
- High school! - We're gonna own this place!
You know, I'm glad we're here together, Isadora.
It gives me a feeling which I can only describe as...
Stuck?
Isadora, Farkle finding the one and only Smackle
lets me know the universe has order
and our existence is not just random coincidence.
Hello, random coincidence ladies!
I thought they were you!
Riles?
What if we don't own this place?
Maya, life wouldn't do that.
We're us.
Us are in Jurassic Park.
Come on, they're just people in high school.
You know who goes to our high school?
Thor.
I heard that even the best of friendships can come apart in high school.
But that couldn't happen to us, right?
Promise me that no matter what happens, we will always stick together.
Maya!
We're gonna own this place!
Look! A patriot.
We're Abigail Adams Patriots.
We're just as much a part of this place as anybody else.
Get in the hole.
Of course get in the hole.
- What are you? - I'm Riley.
- What are you? - She's my best friend,
and we can do without the attitude, madam.
What'd you call us?
I'm gonna probably need help now.
You're spunky.
You know what I'm gonna call you?
Spunky.
And what are you, Spunky?
Her name is Maya. And you can call me Lucas.
You wanna know what I am?
I'm as strong as a horse.
I don't know how. I just am.
Yeah, he's not even with us.
When my friends tell you to do something, you do what they say.
This hallway here is for people who have earned it.
Why are you doing this?
You wanna hear your freshman song?
Oh, we have a freshman song.
I want to hear our freshman song.
I think you don't.
It's beautiful.
Riley!
You know, it's not so bad down here.
You're already down there?
Oh, I saw how this was going.
We were kings.
Yeah, that's over.
Do it.
You know we're not gonna stay down here, right?
You guys know as soon you leave, we're just gonna go to class.
Oh, we want you to go to class.
But spend your free time down here because of what Spunky said.
What, "We were kings"?
Yeah. In middle school, you were.
We all were.
Right now, you're not. We are.
We walk anywhere we want and you don't.
Why? Because you say so?
Yeah.
Now get down there, little buddy.
You'll know when to come out.
This is a service we perform.
You don't have to thank us.
Yeah, trust me, we won't.
Trust me, you will.
If there's nothing else, we wish you good day.
Good luck in high school.
I'm sorry we're in here, guys.
It's not your fault, Lucas.
You can't protect us.
I used to.
Is there a big difference between first grade and second grade?
No. It's two plus two, C-A-T, red, blue, green, nap time, juice. You're good.
That was preschool.
You're in a dream world, lady.
Stop growing up.
You're my baby.
Why do you kids grow up so fast?
My mother and father are fighting again.
I'm sorry, Ava.
We'll take you to school, okay?
Thanks. Sign this.
- Sure. - Ah-ah!
Sorry, I'm his mommy lawyer.
Yeah-huh, yeah-huh. He's not signing it!
Why not?
Because it says who gets what if your marriage doesn't work.
- What does she get? - Everything.
What do I get?
The boxes everything came in.
- Yay! - No!
Wait. Our marriage doesn't work?
I was just going along all dumb and happy.
I put the best two years of my life into this thing.
Where am I gonna find somebody else at my age?
Ava, you've been hearing things, haven't you?
Aww.
Ava, is there a chance you're not mad at me
but at something else going on in your life?
Good morning and welcome to World History.
Who's ready to learn?
What's that on the board?
"We were Kings. Now we're Patriots."
Why does it say that? It's cryptic.
You can't teach us cryptic.
What are you trying to get away with? Huh?
- I'll be right back. - Mm.
- What's her name? - What's your name?
- Marly. - Marly.
Marly sees right through me.
Just keep on teaching about our lives, and she'll come around.
Abigail Adams was the wife of John Adams and the mama of Johnny Q.
They were quite the historical triangle.
- Ha. - Triangle.
Ha.
And I'll tell you that the one thing they understood
about this brand-new nation was to stick together
because every direction they turned was brand-new, undiscovered country.
I am an Abigail Adams Patriot.
How? We don't even get to walk in the hallways.
Lucas, these seniors are older and more experienced than us,
and I think that they're trying to help.
Riley, they're making fun of us and we're letting it happen.
But most of all, these patriots knew to remain loyal to each other
because their survival depended on it in a dangerous, new land.
Riley, we don't even know our way around the school yet.
Why would we just park ourselves in a hole?
Okay, so you just want to throw us into whatever goes on
in this place and just see what happens?
Yes, because you know what I call that? Normal.
Let me see if I get how you teach.
My boyfriend and I get into a fight...
- Aww. - I was talking about you.
Uh, me? Why?
Are we fighting?
Oh, I don't know.
Let's go to the weird, undefined area
between the two floors and talk about it.
We are fighting.
You have to fight with him exactly as much!
- But I don't know what he... - Do it!
Okay!
Huh-hurr!
Huh-hurr! Huh-hurr!
Huh-hurr?
Huh-hurr huh-hurr! Huh-hurr!
Who misses middle school?
Okay, school's over. Can we go home now?
- Who wants a hug? - Stop with that!
This is not how I'm gonna live my high school life.
What if there's a good reason the seniors wanted us here?
What if it's to teach us something?
What if you just have too much faith in people?
What if I have exactly the right amount of faith in people?
Bird.
How am I a triangle with that?
Okay, you know what? That's it.
I'm going to look around. Come on, Zay.
They left?
Maybe they have the right idea.
Yeah, I don't know what we're supposed to be learning down here.
Okay, everybody!
Follow me!
Undiscovered country in every direction.
Riles!
I think this may just turn out fine.
You're in our spot.
This is where we sit.
In the window?
And you guys talk about life?
- No. We sit in the window... - And go like this.
- Hi. - What's your name?
Lucas. And these are my...
How would you like to be called?
Uh, girlfriend.
And how would you like to be called?
Girlfriend equally as much.
Hi, my name is Zay.
I'm completely available.
Girlfriend-eses?
It's complicated.
You know what's not complicated?
Zay.
Available.
Well, I'm sure you're all adorable together.
And thanks for being a distraction until the football team finished practice.
I'm trying out for football.
Yeah? Good luck to you.
You're the football players in high school?
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